19 Things you need to Learn
[ Begin forwarded message from Nev Dull ]
19 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 55 YEARS TO LEARN
1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that
word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
want you to share yours with them.
5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its
glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use,
as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle
exhorting you to send money.
6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.
8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
10. Never lick a steak knife.
11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time.
14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
from her at that moment.
15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
16. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that,
deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy
people who are not in them.
18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person.
19. Your friends love you, anyway.
[ End forwarded message from Nev Dull ]
Re: 19 Things you need to Learn
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1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.
my new msn name ;)
Re: 19 Things you need to Learn
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Originally Posted by zedaxax
[ Begin forwarded message from Nev Dull ]
5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its
glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use,
as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle
exhorting you to send money.
:ohmy: Bugger!
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3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
No line at all with me........:P
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Re: 19 Things you need to Learn
most of those are soo true :O
Re: 19 Things you need to Learn
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Originally Posted by Azzz
most of those are soo true :O
Exactly!!!:)
Abso worthy a bumpy!:01:
7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.
Re: 19 Things you need to Learn
Wow, way to bump a REALLY old thread...
Re: 19 Things you need to Learn
hey dont for get number 20.
20. cryco rules :cry:!
Re: 19 Things you need to Learn
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Originally Posted by crysmileyguy!
hey dont for get number 20.
20. cryco rules :cry:!
cryco?
Re: 19 Things you need to Learn
8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
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Re: 19 Things you need to Learn
Rule 21:Ignore rule 20
Rule 22:Don't live your life following rules,use common sense!
