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P is off my pee pee pee?
I'm twatted as well.
Football Xmas do tomorrow, did a bit of warming up down the local tonight :01:
Beers and a half of sniff :whistling
I have the flatmates listening to Dropkick Murphys :01:
Well done for educating teh chavs :91:
If you were my missus where would you hide the Grolsch that I brought home from work today? It's not in the fridge :unsure:
The oven or the washing machineQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by manker
Outside in the garage?
Now they are listening to The Punkles :01:
A woman going outside in the cold :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Maybe she left a little treasure hunt.
Look for clues in invisible ink.
None of those places :glare:
Weirdly she didn't hide the box of 48 vodka shot things that I also brought home. I'm goinna drink them instead, maybe not all of them but if I'm sick I can blame her :D
Drink them and send some apple ones to my gmail please :D
Do a little experiment.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Photograph yourself after every five shots and post the pics so we can see you getting progressively drunker. :01:
I htink they're all one flavour - red - which isn't technically a glavour but what can ya do. brb.
make that 2/3rd's.
All my xmas g will be gone :crying:
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Originally Posted by Rick Phlegm
Well I might have but they tasted so foul that I woke her up and asked where the beer was. It was outside the back door cause the fridge was full :blink:
Couldn't she have just taken some food out or something. FFS.
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Originally Posted by manker
Thtas what I was hinting.
I am glad I gacve some to my flatmate to hide who has gone to bed.
I have a big xmas party to go to tomorrow :01:
theres tons of bottles here, but its a liquer and sweet stuff and meant for mixing..... but i need other stuff to mix it with
anyone want some triple sec , midori, or chambord? or any of the other 17 bottles?
You should just mix it up into one huge cocktail.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathea
I mildly poisoned a guy doing that once. :01:
Were you?lolQuote:
Originally Posted by DanB
I'd never have found it out there, nice and cold tho' :D
Btw, what is Xmas g :unsure:
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Originally Posted by Rick Phlegm
I had alcohol poisoning once (tequila).... was told that I was lucky i was alive (long story)
plus, Ive done stuff like that before, and nine times out of ten, its disgusting
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Originally Posted by manker
Xmas gramme :)
oh dear brb
I'm going to take that out of context and think about your sex life :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by mathea
@Dan: was that an "oh dear Im gonna be sick"? hope not
@manker: I dunno how to respond.... should I be insulted that making a comment about being disgusting makes you think about my sex life... or should I just worry that that you used that smilie after ur response? :no:
hmmmm, see you have to be like me. I can handle my booze. Got home and wrestled with the great danes :) beat that :cool:
Dan will be back after he's done puking ;) :sick:
[QUOTE=Mathea]@Dan: was that an "oh dear Im gonna be sick"? hope not
that was my bet, read my first post
:lol:
it was an oh dear wqhat do I drink firrst -
pint of vodka & coke
pint of beer
cup of tea
maybe a poll is in order :01:
if i didnt have to be at work at 8 am I would drink
I gotta go to bed early though bc after work i gotta go job hunting, as not only has this only been part time, but its ending in a week or 2 tops
so hopefully manker will send me a ticket so i can start pouring tea or w/e the job was
It's up to you how you take it but it was meant as a nod to experiments rather than anything insulting, or is that insulting.
You should probably not worry about smiley usage.
It was tea making but there are many opportunities for advancement :01: :D
don't spam my spam thread please :)
@manker: okies (to both posts)
@dan: this is not spam dammit its me getting a job so I can afford to get drunk (on my time off of course, Im a good employee)
I am getting fucked couretsy of my mum paying off my credit card for me :D
ty mum :wub:
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Originally Posted by DanB
Sorry, but that's the first thing I saw. :lol:
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Originally Posted by Rick Phlegm
I'm English not Scottish :rolleyes:
We don't do that sort of thing
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Originally Posted by DanB
http://moderation.forumflash.com/sty...ault/PWNED.gif
I thought the Scots subscribed to the mantra; "Woman for children, fauna for pleasure but a Melon for extacy" :unsure:
ditto... had to read it slower a second time :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Rick Phlegm
dan, any chance of ur mom wanting to adopt a 23 yr old american girl and give me money?
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Originally Posted by manker
Beats sheep I guess :blink:
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Originally Posted by Mathea
I was on that last night.
And banana liquer, and vodka, and becks.
I don't remember getting home.
In fact, I don't remember much after molesting the Statue of Liberity. :unsure:
Glad you had a rawking night too :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
I went out and had a shedful. This thread makes painful reading for me, what was I thinking :ermm:
Edit: What's this about the Statue of Liberty and do you like Frenzal Rhomb (my current faves)