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Lots of joy in preparations, peak of joy during christmas day, then ya gatta clean it all up in the end... all depressed about how fast it was.
Guys, am I correct? But then again, if it was constant..we would go insane...same with ejaculation.
you wack it good, but the ejac is a min long (equivalent to 10 christmass at once.)
hehe someone nocks on door... OH DAMN!
spelling and grammar is bad...i don't care too much right now.
happy new years
:lol: good analergy
Viagra?? :devil:
i try to avoid the association of sex and family as much as possible
incestious waka waka
I think it is the pine needles that most remind me of an ejaculation. :ermm:
Are you trying to say if you ejaculate more than once or twice a day you go insane? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolfmight
Ahhh, now I understand my mental problems :helpsmili
Jonno :cool:
your orgasms last 12-24 hours?
Hold up,
Here's more details on what I ment:
Note: These are just averages now...other people might be completely different, but I'm just talking about a few "made-up" people for example:
Christmas: 5-7 days of preparation - 1 day of Christmas (few more of less holiday cheer) - 3-15 days of cleaning (depends if you relaxed in the fruits for many days..by 15 I ment even the first day..you still clean up that darn wrapping paper I'd hope..still counts)
Ejaculation: 5-7 minutes of prep-wacking - 1 second of pure happiness (few more of less) - then 3-15 minutes of cleaning (depends if you relaxed in the fruits of euphoria)
then the 4th step for both: you feel somewhat depressed that it's gone...but there's always hope in a new-year or new-masturbation-technique.
hehehahahaaawww
would be very nice, but I'd rather have ability to transform into a hot woman or man 100% no drag crap. No permanent opperation either.. ya know what I should just say it's impossible.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDave
its like xmas every day when an old man comes into my living room and empties his sack. yes that would be my dad.
Ummmm? I missed you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spider_dude
are ya spoiled?
if spoiled means covered in semen then yes.