dear god! is this allowed?

theyre telling women how to finger themselves on this morning :unsure:

Judy Finnegan would turn in her grave.

To what end is this fingering. Practical or pleasure.

its no innuendo. they go so far as to say use a mirror and a warm bed or bath

A mirror :blink:


Edit: I supose Fern Britten, the presenter lady, may need a mirror for navigation purposes ... but most women would be okay :unsure:

:lol:

if you think of the people who watch this morning you'd imagine the mirror is often neccessery

:D Perhaps they would -- I wonder if you can buy specially designed wank mirrors.


I imagine they'd have a butt plug extension for hands free operation.

I think I've identified a gap in the market :shifty:

they're gonna interview a girl with tourrettes, this should be fun

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they're gonna interview a girl with tourrettes, this should be fun

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On fingering??? :blink:

aw. its prerecorded

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if you think of the people who watch this morning you'd imagine the mirror is often neccessery

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He said whilst watching 'This Morning'...

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its no innuendo. they go so far as to say use a mirror and a warm bed or bath

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A mirror? Um...it's not like I get turned on by looking at my own private parts. And every donkey knows that doing that in water is a bad idea because it causes uncumfortable friction :lol:


Are they taking the piss?

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A mirror? Um...it's not like I get turned on by looking at my own private parts. And every donkey knows that doing that in water is a bad idea because it causes uncumfortable friction :lol:


Are they taking the piss?

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Donkey's fingering in a bath???? :blink:

Took your medicines this morning, dear???? :unsure:

I'm having problems visionising Philip Schofield talking about that, no wonder he's gone so grey :lol:

Jonno :cool:

Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago :no:

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Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago :no:

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Was it him who kidnapped Andi Peters :ohmy:

I heard the toys got him :shifty:

toys :ermm:

http://www.thebubbleburst.co.uk/gordonthegopher/old.jpg

poor Gordon, what has become of you? other than a wanking aid for mr Schofield :no:

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Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago :no:

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OMG thats what happend to Gordon teh Gopher?

No wonder he squeaked :helpsmili

Jonno :cool:

The use of mirrors for masturbation purposes?

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Sara, I know you'll probably think I'm being sarky, but I genuinely don't understand this :huh:

A mirror?

Oh I remember them showing instructional films about fingering in sex ed.

It's supposed to make your first time more enjoyable for teh women, if they've deflowered themselves beforehand.

It also featured the use of mirrors.

Dunno' why us blokes had to sit through that piece of condensed misery tho'. :pinch:

haven't had chance to read through the thread so i just skimmed it. from what i can gather............

Fern deflowered herself with a mirror and Philip fingers puppets, all this occurs whilst a girl with touettes commentates :erm:

surely frigging oneself in a bath whilst trying to watch with a mirror is a little dangerous!

I don't reckon the majority of women watching This Morning will have to worry about breaking thro' their hymens :huh:

Swedish are teh liberated, we didn't get instruction on how to jill off. Any films on the interweb, SnnY? It's not for me, I've got a confused female friend http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/whistle.gif

is this friend called mankett? :shifty:

i heard it was mangep

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I don't reckon the majority of women watching This Morning will have to worry about breaking thro' their hymens :huh:

Swedish are teh liberated, we didn't get instruction on how to jill off. Any films on the interweb, SnnY? It's not for me, I've got a confused female friend http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/whistle.gif

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They saved it for sixth form tho', the number of girls in class who needed to know could prolly be counted on one finger or something. :lol:


Dunno' about the internet having any of those videos, it's not as if I've been looking.

Mankerina, actually :wub:

heheh. finger

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the number of girls in class who needed to know could prolly be counted on one finger

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:lol: http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif

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Sara, I know you'll probably think I'm being sarky, but I genuinely don't understand this :huh:

A mirror?

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Oh...I think you do dear....... :dry:



I mean, what about the use of a mirror is so difficult to understand? I would have thought a man like you.....................oh nevermind :cool2:

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Oh...I think you do dear....... :dry:



I mean, what about the use of a mirror is so difficult to understand? I would have thought a man like you.....................oh nevermind :cool2:

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Whatever.

I don't understand why a woman would want to look at her own genitals when masturbating. Men don't. I thought you could shed some light on the matter, being one of the few ladies on the board, nvm.

I'm a lady and I have no idea what use a mirror would be, instructions for monthly mice don't include 'a mirror' as necessary tools, so why one would need one for wanking........... well i'm at a loss.

Hope that answers your question Manker

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I'm a lady and I have no idea what use a mirror would be, instructions for monthly mice don't include 'a mirror' as necessary tools, so why one would need one for wanking........... well i'm at a loss.

Hope that answers your question Manker

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Cheers, leeza :D

It doesn't really answer it but I'm glad you replied, it is a baffling conundrum.



Monthly mice http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif :lol:

it wasn't like a class where you watch them do it. there was some experienced spinster giving a step by step guide using words, too many words :thatshakyheadone:

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I beg to differ, the sight of a woman's genitals works wonders for me.

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How queer.

Aparently it works for Sara too, altho' she is too embarrassed to talk about it :goad:

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its no innuendo. they go so far as to say use a mirror and a warm bed or bath

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How the hell are they going to get a mirror and a warm bed up there. :blink:


On second thoughts, my memory is returning. :whistling

oh i get it :unsure:

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How the hell are they going to get a mirror and a warm bed up there. :blink:


On second thoughts, my memory is returning. :whistling

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Determination, lube and a shoehorn.

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dear god! is this allowed?

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What I say goes, even if it is rather rude :P

Gotta keep the little people happy :wacko: