Zombie Killer Power Tools

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Zombie Killer Power Tools
A REVIEW

Okay - if you have reached the apocalypse, and you need to Survive.
Don't just go for the cheapo pwer tools to rip up some Zombies
DONT grab the glossy looking ones ...EVER - they WILL not LAST, past 3 zombies...maybe...if your lucky.

it is simply not worth it

http://www.dvd-forum.at/screenshots/...the-dead-8.jpg

FESTO
Festo seems to be the hottest zombie tool as of yet (but could be a fashion - comes with a very cool casing. (not cheap-ever) - Will perform a clean head cut whichever tools you use.
http://www.festool-usa.com/portando/...torie/1929.jpg


MAKITA
in the old millenium, makita was king, but seems to have lost popularity among the die hard zombie leg cutters, still i personally disagree with this "fad" makita stilll drills skulls, twists like no other

http://www.moltechpower.co.uk/images..._drill_new.jpg

DeWalt
DeWalt recently AntiZombieTools recently entered ther market and seriously took over (however i d not place them on number one) - alll there tools are yellow and easily noticed in a panic situation which helps. Blood and yellow tools is good for the Karma.

http://www.dewalt.com//ProductImages...60_DC390_2.gif

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HILTI
Old time favorite, has prooven over many years of the apoclypse as stable and reliable. Very popular in eastern european zombie infested areas. A must.

http://tlacaelel.igeofcu.unam.mx/~vl..._oxig%2002.jpg


BOSCH
Even in the most drastik of situations, evenif your zombie wife is giving birth to a zombie zkid, do not rip this from the supermarket...unless it is the proffesional version, (the expensive ones) - yes the work.

http://woodworker.com/images/ss/110-816.jpg



BLACK&DEKKER
Likewise, a Zombie wants to eat your testicles, you have a choice - a Dwalt or a Black&Dekeer, go for the Dewalt or maybe even the hammer unless you find the proffesional version. Do not compromise with your life.

http://img186.exs.cx/img186/5060/blackdeckermag1vs.jpg

Remember "heroes" use eye, face protection at all times.

http://www.starchem.co.uk/images/eye_ear.jpg


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Enjoy but be Safe

;)

Follow fresh link
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Originally Posted by 15%

Follow fresh link
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I dont know if i should laugh or run away screaming....

Are you a zombie then?

I could be, how do i check?

Think of brains. Does that thought make you dribble?

Drill a hole in your skull.

If you bleed profusely you might not be one.

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Originally Posted by SnnY

Drill a hole in your skull.

If you bleed profusely you might not be one.

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Depends....
on the angle, accuracy and of course rotations per minute.

if these items are out of balance it may get messy.

Therefore investment in the right tools is vital.

Good thinking, I apologize for any damages caused by incorrect application of inferior drill to skull.

Hmmm :shifty:

You would`nt be able to drill anything with one of them gold drills their shite. :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

You would`nt be able to drill anything with one of them gold drills their shite. :lol: :lol:

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Of
course :lol:
but the true "worker" enjoys some "bling" on his tools butit has to be made of pure virgin titataniumcore dipped in melted honey and sparkled with a scent of gold

btw : whereTF is the :bling: smilie?

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

You would`nt be able to drill anything with one of them gold drills their shite. :lol: :lol:

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Have you tried them on zombie flesh?

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Originally Posted by ginguar

Think of brains. Does that thought make you dribble?

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That won't work,he dribbles most of the time.

Peace bd

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Originally Posted by SnnY

Have you tried them on zombie flesh?

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I may try at work because i with a couple of zombies.Well their brain dead so i guess that counts. :lol:

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

I may try at work....

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A paper clip can always eaze certain dilemnas
http://www.madaboutjewellery.com/aca...money_clip.jpg

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Originally Posted by 15%

A paper clip can always eaze certain dilemnas
http://www.madaboutjewellery.com/aca...money_clip.jpg

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Amazingly enough I carry one with me always, attached to my keychain.

I discussed the merits of using it to kill all sorts of things with another bloke, just the other week :blink:

Nice work, very important.

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Originally Posted by 15%

A paper clip can always eaze certain dilemnas
http://www.madaboutjewellery.com/aca...money_clip.jpg

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like when you have two bits of paper that just won't stay together no matter how much you lick em? :unsure:

@snny you now scare me on a whole new level :fear: