Is this a good or a bad joke.....

A man phones his wife and say`s "I`ve just had an accident at work and cut off my finger"

The wife replies "What the whole finger?".

To which the husband replies "No the one next to it"

Could really do with the punchline-o-meter. :lol:

No, very bad.

This one forum I know of has a punchline-o-meter. They're totally cool.

awful

I'm gonna' say maybe here, and leave it at that.

Me (at Student's Union): What course you doing?
Student: Geology.
Me: How are you doing on it?
Student: It rocks.

[/smirks]

It's feckin' hilarious for a second or two, then it fades quickly-probably 'cuz of the lack of punchline-o-meter.

Just a guess.

I'm not even sure I get it... :huh:

The joke uses the word whole as a double meaning right? (whole/hole) :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Skizo

I'm not even sure I get it... :huh:

The joke uses the word whole as a double meaning right? (whole/hole) :unsure:

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Yes the dreaded "double entendre", which, being a French term, unnecessarily limits the inherent humor of the joke.

Kind of a prophylactic device.

A punchlineometer has two gauges:

http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/style_emo...fault/boab.gif

That indicates level of "groanicity"

:lol:


This indicates how funny it was.

Yours was a groaner.

A man sends a fax to his wife. "Dear wife, I love you and think of you as a great wife. But you are 54, and I have needs. So please understand when I tell you I will be at a hotel with my 18 year old secretary. I will be home at midnight." He sends the fax.
When he gets home, true to his word, at midnight, he finds a note on the table. "Dear husband. I thankyou for your honesty. May I remind you that you're also 54, and I have needs too. So I will be at a hotel with my tennis coach, who is also 18. Being good at maths, I hope you will understand when I say that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18 so I won't be back until tomorrow lunchtime."

:P

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Originally Posted by AussieSheila

A man sends a fax to his wife. "Dear wife, I love you and think of you as a great wife. But you are 54, and I have needs. So please understand when I tell you I will be at a hotel with my 18 year old secretary. I will be home at midnight." He sends the fax.
When he gets home, true to his word, at midnight, he finds a note on the table. "Dear husband. I thankyou for your honesty. May I remind you that you're also 54, and I have needs too. So I will be at a hotel with my tennis coach, who is also 18. Being good at maths, I hope you will understand when I say that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18 so I won't be back until tomorrow lunchtime."

:P

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Nice in theory, but I imagine sex with an 18 year old male is like a cameo appearance by a movie star.

Hope she enjoys her 18 seconds.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

Nice in theory, but I imagine sex with an 18 year old male is like a cameo appearance by a movie star.

Hope she enjoys her 18 seconds.

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Eighteen seconds .What a stallion...... :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Me (at Student's Union): What course you doing?
Student: Geology.
Me: How are you doing on it?
Student: It rocks.

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:no: