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C mon Guys! You cant forget about The Simpsons! :01:
lol i remember i watched this a couple days ago.
Mr. Burns: Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Mr. Burns: No! They're so big and strong!
Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me Smithers from the Germans!
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Mr. Burns:Yes
Homer: I am so smart, smarty smarty smart. S-M-R-T......I mean S-M-A-R-T.
Computer: Hello, Smithers. You're-quite-good-at-turning-me-on.
Smithers: Uh...you should probably just ignore that
It's hard to pick some from Simpsons coz there's so many episodes to try and remember
here's another one:
Apu: Oh god, she's waking up, quick Homer, use the chloroform.
Homer: Gotcha (starts putting something on her face)
Apu: ....You idiot, those are colorforms!
Women (wakes up)
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Mail Attendant: OK Mr Burns, what is your first name.
Homer: I dont know!
:lol: That's a classic :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowen747x
Homer: Hey listen, here's 10 dollars, go get me some pizza from over there
Vendor: No pizza, only karklash.
Homer: Alright alright (takes a bite)....ewwwww (keeps eating).. Ok, now what do you got to wash down this disgusting food
Vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice
Homer: Ewwww yuck aww, damn it, gimme some Crab Juice.
LMFAO
Carl: Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
Lou: If there is, I don't wanna know about it...
Quote:
Originally Posted by david622
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McBain: Thank you thank you, say hello to my music Stowie.
Audience claps
McBain: Hey Stowie, that tie makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: BoooooO!!!
McBain: Why do men always leave the toilet seat up?.......That's the joke.
Audience member: You suck Mcbain!
McBain pulls out gun and shoots him
McBain: Now my impersonation of Woody Allen....Hello, I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
Audience member 2: Hey that really sucked!
McBain pulls out grenade and throws it at him.
can't remember exactly how it goes... but is something like this:
*homer is in the lie detector machine*
Agent: ok Homer, the machine is gonna beep every time you lie. Do you understand that?
Homer: Yes
*the machine goes crazy*
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
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Originally Posted by Monkeee
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: LMFAO
hello my name is mr burns i believe you have a letter for my
"OK Mr burns whats your first name
Homer
I don't know
that team suck I tel you they really sucked but they were the suckiest sucks that ever sucked
or the elephant one
homer stuck in the quick sand
"thats ok ill just get my hands to get my feet out"
homer sings more
"thats ok Ill just use my head to get my arms out
homer sinks completley
"homer shoots flanders'
bart: Dad you just shot the zombie flanders
Homer : He was a zombie??
Man fall down......... Funny
LMAO! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Adster
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FBI Agent: ''Listen! When I press down on your foot and say hello Mr Thompson, you smile and nod.''
Homer: ''Got ya.''
*Agent stamps on Homer's foot*
FBI Agent: ''HELLO MR THOMPSON!''
*Homer stares blankly, then leans over to the guy sitting next to him*
Homer: (whispers) ''I think he's talking to you.''
"my eyes, the goggles do nothing"
Lisa: If you need me, I'll be in my room...
Homer: What kinda catchphrase is that?!
Homer just out of the shower, talking on the phone
"You'll have to speak up, im wearing a towel"
Classic
Yes!Quote:
Originally Posted by ofbz
http://homepage.uibk.ac.at/homepage/...mp/simpson.zip
# "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
Yeah,that's one of the best ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by mike45450
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Trainer: Up and Atoms!
McBain: Up und at zem!
Trainer: Up an Atoms!
McBain: UP UND AT ZEM!
Trainer: UP AND ATOMS!
McBain: UP AND AT THEM!
Trainer: ......(sigh) getting better.
lol, awesome quote
SIMPSONS SCANDAL UPDATE !! HOMER SIMPSON SLEEPS NUDE IN AN OXYGEN TANK WHICH HE BELIEVES GIVES HIM SEXUAL POWERS!!
Homer: HEY! thats the half-truth