How hungry can a man be?

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03-30-2005, 11:50 PM
sArA

How hungry can a man be?

Today, I heard this story.....

A man, dropping off his son at his ex-partner's house (who was on her way home), greets his daughter and her friend and then proceeds to search through all food cupboards and the fridge.

On discovering nothing to take his fancy, he considered the household rubbish bin. :shifty:

On investigation, at the top of the pile of rubbish is a half eaten ham and

cheese sandwich. :drool:

He then proceeds to eat the sandwich, turning round to see the three children watching him aghast!!!:yikes:

He however, was unconcerned and finished the sandwich. :sick:

Background

He earns over 30k
He weighs over 15st
And was 1 minute from 2 shops and 5 mins from home

Question

WTF??????????
03-30-2005, 11:57 PM
SpatulaGeekGirl

Re: How hungry can a man be?

Answer

STFU!!!

No, actually that is weird...:unsure: Maybe he was not so hungry, just very stupid.
03-31-2005, 02:40 AM
clocker

Re: How hungry can a man be?

Obviously just lazy.

There was prolly something even better further down had he kept rooting.
03-31-2005, 06:29 AM
bigboab

Re: How hungry can a man be?

He was probably searching for some sort of evidence against his ex partner. He also felt very hungry. :lol:
03-31-2005, 08:19 AM
Barbarossa

Re: How hungry can a man be?

Next time wipe your arse on the sandwich before putting it in the bin ... :sick:
03-31-2005, 08:53 AM
Yogi

Re: How hungry can a man be?

He sounds like my father in law.................. :lol:
03-31-2005, 10:01 AM
Mr. Mulder

Re: How hungry can a man be?

wtf? he was just hungry, leave him alone you big bullies! :snooty:
03-31-2005, 10:09 AM
Yogi

Re: How hungry can a man be?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

wtf? he was just hungry, leave him alone you big bullies! :snooty:

I understand...........

Quote:

Location: in a cave, england

:lol:
03-31-2005, 10:20 AM
100%

Re: How hungry can a man be?

somefood tastes better the day after
as does food your not really allowed to eat - eg, form the directly from fryingpan, garbagecan etc
03-31-2005, 10:52 AM
Yogi

Re: How hungry can a man be?

http://www.deadzoom.com/images/bum.jpg
03-31-2005, 10:59 AM
Mr. Mulder

Re: How hungry can a man be?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yogi

I understand...........
:lol:

:sorcerer:
03-31-2005, 02:17 PM
sArA

Re: How hungry can a man be?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yogi

http://www.deadzoom.com/images/bum.jpg

That's spooky....do you know him? :D
03-31-2005, 02:23 PM
bujub22

Re: How hungry can a man be?

mans gotta do what a man gotta do!
03-31-2005, 05:50 PM
Gemby!

Re: How hungry can a man be?

Quote:

Originally Posted by
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WTF??????????

Maybe it was a good sandwich .......... :rolleyes:
03-31-2005, 06:49 PM
JPaul

Re: How hungry can a man be?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yogi

He sounds like my father in law.................. :lol:

How do you know what the chap sounds like, have you met him.

Wait a minute, are you married, when did this happen.

Why was I not informed.
03-31-2005, 06:57 PM
manker

Re: How hungry can a man be?

Congrats, Yogi :01:
03-31-2005, 07:18 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: How hungry can a man be?

Quote:

Originally Posted by gemby!

Maybe it was a good sandwich .......... :rolleyes:

Enough said.

Peace bd
03-31-2005, 11:09 PM
Yogi

Re: How hungry can a man be?

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

How do you know what the chap sounds like, have you met him.

Wait a minute, are you married, when did this happen.

Why was I not informed.

You on a roll, JP!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I will rephrase:

That story makes me think of the father of my girlfriend......