Well they're gonna be all over the place pretty soon anyway so we may as well have a thread that people who may feel offended by them can steer clear...
Who's going to be the new Pope?
Tune in tonight and vote... Pope Idol 9PM
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Well they're gonna be all over the place pretty soon anyway so we may as well have a thread that people who may feel offended by them can steer clear...
Who's going to be the new Pope?
Tune in tonight and vote... Pope Idol 9PM
LOL well that is funny but i really feel bad about his death even though im not catholic imo he was a great guy
Eh that was lame. I like this joke better:
The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and says "Glad
to see you; we've got your place all ready." Peter then takes the
Pope down the street and shows him his new home: a small but
comfortable cottage of 5 rooms. Peter advises the Pope to settle in,
and then wander around meeting the other residents.
The Pope meets many old friends and makes several new ones over the
next few days. One of these is a former lawyer who invites the Pope
over for lunch. On arriving, the Pope is astounded to see a 45 room
mansion, with built-in sauna and weight-room, a beautiful library, and
spacious, airy rooms.
After lunch, the Pope spies St. Peter on the street and says "Not to
complain, but I'm curious as to why I have a small cottage while the
lawyer I just met has a stupendous mansion."
St. Peter replied, "Well, you see, we have many Popes up here, but
only one lawyer."
A better version, curtosey of b3ta :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Chewie UK
LMFAO This is the best thread i have read all year
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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
actually yesQuote:
Originally Posted by TheDave
here's one
Pope? Nope.
heres a good one...
what do you call a dead guy with a silly hat?
bob marley
pepsi can fuck off
pepsi>coke you idiot
no
Eat it! Eat it! I know jesus! He would definitely do that!
Shortly after the Pope had apologized to the Jewish People for the treatment of Jews by the Catholic Church over the years Ariel Sharon, the Prime Minister of Israel, sent a proposal to the College of Cardinals for a friendly game of golf to be played between the two leaders or their representatives to demonstrate the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Catholics and the Jews. The Pope then met with his College of Cardinals to discuss the proposal. "Your Holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show that you are old and unable to compete. I am afraid that this would tarnish our image in the world." The Pope thought about this and since he had never held a golf club in his life asked "Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?" "None who plays golf very well," a Cardinal replied. "But," he added, "there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer, who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a Cardinal, and then ask him to play Mr. Sharon as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we will also win the match." Everyone agreed that this was a great idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honoured and he agreed to play as a representative of the Pope. The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. "This is Cardinal Nicklaus.. I have some good news and some bad news, Holiness," said the golfer.
Tell me the good news, Cardinal Nicklaus," said the Pope.
"Well, Your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I have played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous.
"How can there be bad news?" the Pope asked.
Nicklaus sighed "I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Tiger Woods.
The Brackets are set! Choose your next pontiff wisely. Minimum entry fee is $20 per bracket. Just Kidding, that wouldn't be very christian of me. So lets say $15 dollars and a fine bottle of Jameson Bourbon!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! He's back!
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Originally Posted by Guillaume
Fuk these FF pop ups are getting bad . :)