Oh humfluffs

Me Mini broke down again.
This time in a petrol station. :fist:

Yesterday, she broke down outside the offy. But 3 friendly chav's that were loitering about gave me a push start.


Where will I breakdown tomorrow?
Place your bets now. :cry:

In the ghetto?

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

3 friendly chav's

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Oxymoron :dry:


Mmmm... Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

But 3 friendly chav's that were loitering about gave me a push start.

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Chav Power :01:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Mmmm... Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?

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Are you talking Mini here, or Lil?:lol:

I'd never dare. She'd voodoo me and I'd probably die in a bizarre accident involving a duck or something.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Don't you think it's time to let the old dear rest?

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:ohmy: Me baba? Noooo way. :no:

What I'm gonna do is rub the edges of my distributor cap with some Vaseline, and give her good lovin's. It's meant to keep the damp out, but the problem is more to do with the battery I think, or possibly the alternator.


I do live near a ghetto, so I'll betcha a tenner I don't break down there. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by bigboab

Are you talking Mini here, or Lil?:lol:

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:fist: :evil thoughts: :fist:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:fist: :evil thoughts: :fist:

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Bye Boab. It was nice knowing you. http://img203.echo.cx/img203/6551/wavesad3ws.gif

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

[COLOR=Navy]What I'm gonna do is rub the edges with some Vaseline, and give her good lovin's.

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umm....hmm....Leroy?....nm

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Me Mini broke down again.
This time in a petrol station. :fist:

Yesterday, she broke down outside the offy. But 3 friendly chav's that were loitering about gave me a push start.


Where will I breakdown tomorrow?
Place your bets now. :cry:

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:D Pound your feet thru the floor and use flintstone type pedal power, stock up on red bull and you'll never break down again:01:

The old Mini's are prone to the floor falling out anyways.
Guess I can wait a while. :cry:

:) So it's easy fixed then....... motors are overrated anyhoo.

:D How's you, aside from the vehicular probs?

I've had a good weekend.
Although, someone stole my garlic bread last night, while I was resting my eyes. Whoever it was, is gonna get a good kicking. :fist:


How's you diddling, lady?

:ohmy: Glad I'm away from you and your stinky garlic bread :P

:rolleyes: Same old, same old round here





tho I did get to spend most of yesterday watching the footy on the ground behind my place. Great bums games :lol:

:lol: Trust you, did you get piccies?
Hope you weren't sporting your white jacket again. :P


Can't believe they stole my bread, after I had stood at the grill cooking the damn stuff for 20 minutes. Bah, grumbles. :fist:

:blink: I can't believe they're still alive after the thievery.

:( No, no piccies this time..... tho I am off to me mate's local club next Sat so will scout about then......... in the name of research for you of course :whistling

:w00t: I'm sure you can arrested for that now, though.


Me and Shauny are gonna hit teh hay.
Cya soon chicky, stay outta trouble. :D :unsure:

:drool: Shauny








:rolleyes: Oh wait, is Shauny a fairy or sommat:P

:D Sleep well and think of the great calf muscles you'll build up with your deadly-treadly-mini:lol:

G'night :lips:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Where will I breakdown tomorrow?
Place your bets now. :cry:

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my guess is you will break down in your mini :unsure:

Does this mean Lilmiss has to walk everywhere?

no, she has mechanical, titanium-steel, telescoping, tenticles protruding from her spine which can use as feet when she's feeling lazy

Wow, I want that.

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Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate

no, she has mechanical, titanium-steel, telescoping, tenticles protruding from her spine which can use as feet when she's feeling lazy

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:lol: They didn't come with instructions though, so yes, I've walked a hella lot today. And I broke down in the work car park. :pinch:


I think someone has been murdered or something at the end of my street.
There's three police cars and a meat wagon down there at the moment. :exciting:

Ah, C*****, the best place to spend your vacation with the family. :yikes:

Oi! :cry:

I don't want every fagend and his dog knowing where I live. :snooty:

Better now?


Don't voodoo me... Now I know it works since we haven't heard about BB since yesterday. :fear:

Lilmiss lives in Chelsea:yikes:

I think you'll breakdown on the m6:)

Still sulking, but I dont have the effort to lazer you today.
Hope your wearing your tinfoil hat though. :lookaroun

If I didn't have to go to work, I'd go down for a nosey.
It's always nice to know which neighbours are crims or dead.

nuts, i should have wrote it down, was it something like Chiselhurst, Chumberlumberland, or Central City?

:evil thoughts: to the lotta ya. :snooty:



Chumberlumberland? :blink: I wish.

Mr. Toad

Our Dad's a dreadful driver,
We call him Mr. Toad.
He thinks he's superhuman,
Whenever he hits the road.

But yesterday disaster struck!
Swerving to avoid a 10 ton truck,
He crashed into a Morris Marina
And now our car's a Ford Concertina.:)

not my poem can't find any about mini's
Lilmiss lives in Cannock?:blink:

:D I likes that, although I demand a Mini poem.
It must include the following words; Fecking, Pile, Shite, Rust, Bucket. :fist:


Someone is coming to tamper with my engine at the weekend.
Must say, I don't like the sound of it. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

:D I likes that, although I demand a Mini poem.
It must include the following words; Fecking, Pile, Shite, Rust, Bucket. :fist:

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again i am confussed..is this poem to be about you or the minimotor? :huh:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Someone is coming to tamper with my engine at the weekend.
Must say, I don't like the sound of it. :ermm:

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this does not clarify things much :unsure:

Dya want my boot to show you the true meaning of being confussled? :fist:

What more info do you need?
I have a man coming to tinker with my mini bits.

:huh: :ohmy:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Dya want my boot to show you the true meaning of being confussled? :fist:

What more info do you need?
I have a man coming to tinker with my mini bits.

:huh: :ohmy:

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:P

so you decided to not go down the crunches/sit ups road and go for the 'personal trainer' instead? :rolleyes:

He's just another creepy, fruitloop I've seemed to have picked up.

The taxi driver on the way home told me to rip out my starter motor and hit it with a hammer a few times. Is everyone but me nuts?


And yeah, I hear ya pinging. :happy:
(ss has crashed out.)

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

He's just another creepy, fruitloop I've seemed to have picked up.

The taxi driver on the way home told me to rip out my starter motor and hit it with a hammer a few times. Is everyone but me nuts?


And yeah, I hear ya pinging. :happy:
(ss has crashed out.)

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you are kinda like fruitloop velcro ain't cha :ermm:

does the taxi driver perchance sell mini starter motor replacements at highly inflated prices as a sideline by any chance :huh:

p.s. ping :schnauz:

I'm kick yer arse! :fist:
Sounds like a wibblywib detector is scanning my puter.

I'm not restarting it, incase I lose my connection to an important album. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I'm kick yer arse! :fist:
Sounds like a wibblywib detector is scanning my puter.

I'm not restarting it, incase I lose my connection to an important album. :snooty:

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a 'wibblywib' detector? :huh:

haven't ever seen any wibblywib around these parts so even if i find one i won't know :(

p.s. you are getting your moneys worth with the :fist: smiley aren't you, you small angry type person :cry: