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Okay so my girls Ex has been trying to win her over using alot of peoms and i think its starting to work o her and i dont want to lose her , and well i really suck at making up poems so i need all your help please im begging you gimme some really really sweet poems so i can proboly win her back
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letter bomb filled with razorblades should do the trick
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LMFAO i dont want to hurt her just win her heart through poems
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There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Whose twat was as wide as a bucket.
Neo stuck in his head.
He was sure he was dead.
Til she screamed, that's not how you fuck it.
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Originally Posted by neotheone
LMFAO i dont want to hurt her just win her heart through poems
Send the letter bomb to the ex. Better yet beat him up with a big book of poems, they're teh heavy.
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yeah, he won't be writing any poems with no fingers. he'll probably be blind and disfigured too :thumbsup:
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Originally Posted by GepperRankins
yeah, he won't be writing any poems with no fingers. he'll probably be blind and disfigured too :thumbsup:
He'll probably become a better poet if you do that. Pope (disfigured), Milton (blind)...can't think of any fingerless poets.
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Mr. Neo, you have so many girl problems, I think maybe you are also in denial.
Have we introduced you to Mr. Dave?
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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
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Originally Posted by GepperRankins
yeah, he won't be writing any poems with no fingers. he'll probably be blind and disfigured too :thumbsup:
He'll probably become a better poet if you do that. Pope (disfigured), Milton (blind)...can't think of any fingerless poets.
My Mam buys Xmas cards and the artwork is done by people that paint with their feet. Maybe they write the verses too.
I can find out.
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wait. where do you live?
if you're american accuse him of being a terrorist, you don't even need evidence.
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Originally Posted by GepperRankins
wait. where do you live?
if you're american accuse him of being a terrorist, you don't even need evidence.
You're the one who has just set off the CIA/NSA/NASA/NFA/SFA internet monitoring equipment with your idea of a letter bombing someone. Expect a trip to Gitmo soon.
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12 replies and still no poems Come on pple just help me out on this last problem
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that's what you get when you ask for disparate help
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I'm not very good with girls.
I'd prefer to buy them a pearl
necklace for their butt,
To shut the beetch up.
While I go and perv on teh burl. :ermm:
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Help, Help,
How I long for the nameless gurl,
I have no charms, and wootage is brutal warfare,
I call on thee, FST,
For your poetry is legendary,
I am in need, I am confused,
I just don't know what to do with my head.
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LOL come on plese i swear this is the last time ill ask for help just gimme some really sweet poems btw her name is sumaiya
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just beat up her ex it always work for me
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I wanna make violent love
To you by the moon above
I wanna make violent love to you
I wanna kiss every night
To squeeze and hold you tight
I wanna make violent love to you
I don't want seem frantic
I don't want to cramp your style
You're driving me into a panic
You just wanna drive me, drive me,
Drive me, drive me wild
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Listen, don't start writing poems because it'll be obvious that you're competing with this other guy.
Want the way to do it? Ignore her. Trust me.
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Originally Posted by Samurai
Want the way to do it? Ignore her. Trust me.
I did that to a girlfriend once, she got kind of tetchy when I refused to answer the door when she came round.
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LMFAO do u really think thats appropite in my situation i was thinking of poems like my love for u is undying ,, i see your smile in every blink , in my every heartbeat your name echos , in my every breath your name whipers , in my every dream i see your laughter , i will always love you till the the day i die and ever after , LOL I MADE THAT UP TO
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The moon landing was faked.
You keep my scarf by your bed knowing my scent is caught there.
Humans once slept standing up there.
David Letterman is a robot.
Sauce
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i mean i cant ignore this girl for sum reson i like her too much , here this is all the shit that happend her ex is trying to win her back casue they went out for a loong time and i feel guilty of breaking them up only if i knew she had a man before i started flirting with her i woudnt be in the situation but now that i am i cant even turn back cause i dont like to lose, and this girl is like diffrent one hour we make out the other she starts to tell me bout her ex and how hez soo sweet and shit LIKE WTF MAKE UP YOUR MIND
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Originally Posted by neotheone
LMFAO do u really think thats appropite in my situation i was thinking of poems like my love for u is undying ,, i see your smile in every blink , in my every heartbeat your name echos , in my every breath your name whipers , in my every dream i see your laughter , i will always love you till the the day i die and ever after , LOL I MADE THAT UP TO
I suppose you could go down the cliche route. Me, I'd use the David Letterman one.
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Anyone must have said in there life a really sweet poem to the one they admire the most please im in need of a poem like that and nothing about david letterman LOL
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The secret is to keep it short:
The thought of you leaves me breathless.
Help, give me sumaiya.
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There We go thats a start keep em comming
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Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So let me stick it in.
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Under you shorts, I see it - your arse
I want to touch, to feel - your parts
You've shaved now, the hair - it's sparse
Oh Sumaiya, you've got it - my heart
Napster's gone, not your fault - it was Lars.
Feck's sake, arse is such a difficult word to end a first line with. You'd better use that one :dry:
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Love Letter
A letter, my love, of our passion’s end
ever outpacing our critics’ reviews.
Arrows they have pessimistically penned
pierce imprints left by our fast running shoes.
Their thoughts in confounded pretzels ensnare
for they do not draw each breath from your sighs.
They have never lost themselves in your hair,
nor danced to the melody of your eyes.
Look at me! I’m rhyming! I’m rhyming!
Writing beautiful nonsense for you,
my dismembered thoughts in strict timing,
you always serve as my blushing muse.
‘melody of your eyes’ – what rotten cheese!
‘lost in your hair’ – what clichéd muck!
But I’ll form these coprolites when you please
For as long as they get me fucked.
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How about a love letter, truly expressing your heart.
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You leaned over and you kissed me
I felt my knees go weak
You leaned over and you kissed me
I couldn't even speak.................. You finish it . :)
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Dear Suzy
I have fifty thousand dollars
lets go on vacation
luf neo
(texts with money in it always rhyme)
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Make up your mind
Him or me
I need to know
Let it be me.
See how I clevrely used the abcb methid and then went on to rime me with me.
Its a winnir mait.
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just a warning.
dave's eyes are stinging
he only had 4 hours sleep
dave's stomach aches
there's nothing for him to eat
dave has bad skin
he also has wonky teeth
if god does that to wankers
what will he do to cheats?
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Why do you also need to give her a poem?
Just tell her how much you love her.
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I seem to a way with the ladies lately. Maybe I should speak to her. :shifty:
*rehearses whispering sweet nothings*
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Originally Posted by GepperRankins
just a warning.
dave's eyes are stinging
he only had 4 hours sleep
dave's stomach aches
there's nothing for him to eat
dave has bad skin
he also has wonky teeth
if god does that to wankers
what will he do to cheats?
You wrote that to missus neo :blink:
Critique:
No capital letters but it's better than my arse poem.