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07-31-2005, 06:37 PM
JPaul

Invent A Sport

Basketball on trampolines.

That would make it less ghey.
07-31-2005, 07:20 PM
DarthInsinuate

Re: Invent A Sport

Football with an oval ball.

Actually that's a stupid idea, a non-spherical ball just betrays its definition
07-31-2005, 07:22 PM
bigboab

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Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate

Football with an oval ball.

I think you have taken this too far.:lol:
07-31-2005, 07:55 PM
Busyman

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Basketball on trampolines.

That would make it less ghey.

Already done.

It's called SlamBall on Spike TV..
07-31-2005, 07:59 PM
manker

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If one of us Britanians invent a really good sport, we should keep it secret so that all those other nations don't start practicing and pwn us at it.

One must learn from one's mistakes.

Either that or we could do what the Americans did and make the invented sport so boring that no-one else will want to play it.

I favour the first approach. We'd be secret world champions and no-one else would know why we're so smug :happy:
07-31-2005, 08:02 PM
Busyman

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by manker

Either that or we could do what the Americans did and make the invented sport so boring that no-one else will want to play it.

Which sports?
07-31-2005, 08:03 PM
manker

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I've just invented a brilliant solo sport that's a bit like cricket except with hookers and cocaine.

I'm not going to tell anyone the rules or anything about it other than it's fecking good.

I'm currently ranked world #1 at sticky wicket :happy:
07-31-2005, 08:05 PM
manker

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by manker

Either that or we could do what the Americans did and make the invented sport so boring that no-one else will want to play it.

Which sports?

Which do you think.
07-31-2005, 08:09 PM
Busyman

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Which sports?

Which do you think.

Beats the shit outta me...with a tree branch. :unsure:
07-31-2005, 08:15 PM
manker

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by manker

Which do you think.

Beats the shit outta me...with a tree branch. :unsure:

Is that the new sport you're inventing.

Sounds like a winner, Busy.

You've got me interested and I daresay regulars to this forum will be queueing up to give it/you a bash.
07-31-2005, 08:57 PM
brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Beats the shit outta me...with a tree branch. :unsure:

Is that the new sport you're inventing.

Sounds like a winner, Busy.

You've got me interested and I daresay regulars to this forum will be queueing up to give it/you a bash.

:lol::lol::lol:

Peace bd
07-31-2005, 09:32 PM
JPaul

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Basketball on trampolines.

That would make it less ghey.

Already done.

It's called SlamBall on Spike TV..

Do you think we could also have a sort of hybrid fishing / interweb browsing, or is that just mad talk.
07-31-2005, 09:41 PM
MCHeshPants420

Re: Invent A Sport

Three Sided Football.

That's football with three different teams, not some sort of triangle shaped ball game.
07-31-2005, 10:24 PM
manker

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Already done.

It's called SlamBall on Spike TV..

Do you think we could also have a sort of hybrid fishing / interweb browsing, or is that just mad talk.

Yup, mad talk.

I have a feeling it's entirely feasable but will result, as you say, in a lot of mad talk. Maybe to make it even more mad, exponents could throw in some mild homoerotic innuendo.

I don't know, if I concentrate maybe I could make a good fist of it :schnauz:
07-31-2005, 10:44 PM
JPaul

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Do you think we could also have a sort of hybrid fishing / interweb browsing, or is that just mad talk.

Yup, mad talk.

I have a feeling it's entirely feasable but will result, as you say, in a lot of mad talk. Maybe to make it even more mad, exponents could throw in some mild homoerotic innuendo.

I don't know, if I concentrate maybe I could make a good fist of it :schnauz:

You've taken that too far.
07-31-2005, 10:55 PM
manker

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It's a shame but you're right.

The merest hint of homoeroticism would ~~roger~~ render the game senseless.
07-31-2005, 11:05 PM
Skiz

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Basketball on trampolines.

Believe it or not, they already have that. It's called Slamball. :lol:
07-31-2005, 11:09 PM
manker

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Basketball on trampolines.

Believe it or not, they already have that. It's called Slamball. :lol:

Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:
07-31-2005, 11:11 PM
MCHeshPants420

Re: Invent A Sport

Slumball.

Basketball on tramps.
07-31-2005, 11:16 PM
Skiz

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Skizo

Believe it or not, they already have that. It's called Slamball. :lol:

Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:

http://slamball.warnerbros.com/ :dry:
07-31-2005, 11:16 PM
JPaul

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Skizo

Believe it or not, they already have that. It's called Slamball. :lol:

Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:

:lol:

Feck I've never taken two on the same hook before.

EDIT - Sorry mate, I see you were going for the double reverse roddage, my bad. :(
07-31-2005, 11:19 PM
JPaul

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:

http://slamball.warnerbros.com/ :dry:

:lol:

Feck sake, you got it.

I cap my doff 2 ewe.
07-31-2005, 11:20 PM
manker

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:

http://slamball.warnerbros.com/ :dry:

:schnauz:

http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/s...0&postcount=12

===

You know, this hybrid fishing / interweb browsing thing might catch on. It's a right laugh.
07-31-2005, 11:22 PM
manker

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:

:lol:

Feck I've never taken two on the same hook before.

EDIT - Sorry mate, I see you were going for the double reverse roddage, my bad. :(

Yup. Tagging along on your shirt-tails.

Getting a swift one in before bed is rarely a bad plan.
07-31-2005, 11:25 PM
JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by JPaul

:lol:

Feck I've never taken two on the same hook before.

EDIT - Sorry mate, I see you were going for the double reverse roddage, my bad. :(

Yup. Tagging along on your shirt-tails.

Getting a swift one in before bed is rarely a bad plan.

:ooer missus:
08-01-2005, 12:21 AM
Busyman

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah, right. Basketball on trampolines.

I'm sure that if such a sport existed, someone would have posted it already :dry:

:lol:

Feck I've never taken two on the same hook before.

Skizo can't read for shit. :lol: :lol:
08-01-2005, 12:27 AM
Skiz

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I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. :unsure:
08-01-2005, 12:27 AM
Busyman

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Originally Posted by Skizo

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. :unsure:

That's what's funny about it.

You still don't know. :lol: :lol:
08-01-2005, 12:59 AM
Skiz

Re: Invent A Sport

All I said was that there is already sport like the one he suggested and posted a link. What's the big deal? :blink:
08-01-2005, 01:04 AM
manker

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by Skizo

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. :unsure:

Slamball.

Feck's sake, stop spamming this serious discussion topic.
08-01-2005, 01:16 AM
MCHeshPants420

Re: Invent A Sport

Meh. Slamball is just Basketball for white people. :WhiteMenCan'tJump:
08-01-2005, 01:36 AM
Busyman

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Originally Posted by Skizo

All I said was that there is already sport like the one he suggested and posted a link. What's the big deal? :blink:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Skizo

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. :unsure:

That's what's funny about it.

You still don't know. :lol: :lol:
08-01-2005, 01:37 AM
Busyman

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Meh. Slamball is just Basketball for white people. :WhiteMenCan'tJump:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Just a bigot then.
08-01-2005, 01:58 AM
MCHeshPants420

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Just a bigot then.

Yeah. You, me, Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes and that cunt Dave Chappelle. Bunch of fucking bigots.
08-01-2005, 02:22 AM
Busyman

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

Yeah. You, me, Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes and that cunt Dave Chappelle. Bunch of fucking bigots.

:lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Oh sorry, that's OK then.

You just posted bigotry, you didn't actually write it.

Can I apologise for any offence I may have caused you.

You say that cunt Dave Chappelle just 'cause he's black. :snooty:
08-01-2005, 02:51 AM
Cheese

Re: Invent A Sport

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Originally Posted by Busyman

You say that cunt Dave Chappelle just 'cause he's black. :snooty:

Yeah, any list that doesn't single out the awful Woody Harrelson for extra abuse must have some sinister ulterior motive.

Edit: Happy birthday Wesley Snipes.:01:
08-01-2005, 03:17 AM
Guyver

Re: Invent A Sport

winter Tennis?
08-01-2005, 09:15 AM
DarthInsinuate

Re: Invent A Sport

Overarm Batting Stationary Bowling Round Bats Cricket

that would be nuts
08-01-2005, 09:55 AM
Barbarossa

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Motor-bike Polo
08-01-2005, 10:12 AM
99%

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Repetitive Strain Injury Olympics

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