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> > > >How to Shower Like a Woman
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> > > >1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry
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> > > >hamper according to lights and darks.
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> > > >2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you
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> > > >see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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> > > >3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
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> > > >mental note to do more sit-ups
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> > > >4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
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> > > >cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
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> > > >5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
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> > > >with 43 added vitamins.
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> > > >6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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> > > >7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
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> > > >natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
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> > > >8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
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> > > >10 minutes until red.
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> > > >9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
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> > > >cake body wash.
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> > > >10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
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> > > >11. Shave armpits and legs.
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> > > >12. Turn off shower.
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> > > >13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold
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> > > > spots with Tilex.
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> > > >14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a
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> > > >small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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> > > >15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
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> > > >16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
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> > > >towel on head.
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> > > >17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any
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> > > >exposed areas.
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> > > >How To Shower Like a Man
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> > > >1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
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> > > >and leave them in a pile.
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> > > >2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
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> >wiener
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> > > >at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
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> > > >3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the
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> > > >size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
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> > > >4. Get in the shower.
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> > > >5. Wash your face
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> > > >6. Wash your armpits.
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> > > >7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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> > > >8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound
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> > > >in
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> > > >the shower.
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> > > >9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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> > > >10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
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> > > >stuck on the soap.
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> > > >11. Shampoo your hair.
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> > > >12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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> > > >13. Pee.
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> > > >14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
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> > > >15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor
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> > > >because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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> > > >16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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> > > >17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light
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> > > >and fan on.
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> > > >18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If
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> > > >you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo'
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> > > >sound again.
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> > > >19. Throw wet towel on bed.
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> > > >If there is anyone one among you who did not laugh at
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> > > >the truth behind this email, there is something so very wrong with you.
Oops, Sorry...just noticed this has been posted before!!! But I love it!!
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Except for the woo woo sound, thats damn accurate
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LOL!!!! I doubt anyone would 'ADMIT' to the woo woo sound. ;-) The blowing the nose thing was enough to make me gag. ;-)
