how to get out of jury duty
tell them you want to legalize pot. it worked this one guy.
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You should make sure you get put in prison. Then everybody wins.
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make sure it has no internets, though.
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wear a shirt with a swastika on it.
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Why would you want to get out of jury duty?
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Why would you want to get out of jury duty?
Other than the fact of getting stuck in small rooms with large groups of people (and there are always a few stinky ones) for something like $6/day?
Yes, why would you want to get out of it?
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Never over credit a jury. Juries are made up of 12 men and women who were too dumb to figure out how to get out of jury duty.
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Why would you want to get out of jury duty?
It would suck except for the free chili for lunch :blink:
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maybe that explains the skinky people skizo is smellin'
just thought of a tongue twister-
How much jury duty would a jury duty dude do if a dude wanting jury duty was doing jury juty for judge judy?