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Need to pee
Really badly but I'm on hold on the phone to Powergen and have been for 20 mins ffs :frusty:
There's a REALLY annoying womans voice that says "Thank you for waiting" every 5 second (litterally).
But if I go pee they will answer and then hang up cos no one there :dry:
No glasses nearby either :nuke:
Jonno :cool:
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In Newcastle, you're considered a poofta if you can't hold your bladder until you've drunk eight pints* - pull yourself together, man :dry:
* Probably :unsure:
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Holding onto it can lead to bad things such as problems ejaculating and/or even getting aroused.
Hae you never seen Liar liar??
And in Newcastle they can hold 8 pints cos they drink Babycham :dry:
Ooo I'm thru :01:
Jonno :cool:
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To be honest, my assertion was based on a hazy memory of reading Sid the Sexist in Viz, fecking years ago.
It's probably true tho' - Cheese will let us know later :ermm:
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Wrap (tight) the telephone cord around your penuss, so u can relax the muscles
;)
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On hold again :dry:
@Manker...... I wonder if Cheese knows babycham now comes in big bottles.......which kinda contradicts the name :huh:
@15%......Done that already :lol: but for pervy reasons :ph34r:
Jonno :cool:
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Are the bottles still smaller than a bottle of Champagne. If so then I suppose it doesn't.
Altho' not being a babycham drinker, I wouldn't have a clough http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/whistle.gif
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See if you can hold on longer than the women who`s got you on hold jonno. :lol: :lol:
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Let us all hope Jonno gets an Irish call-centre worker...
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record a message on the comp saying thanks for waiting someone will be with you in just a minute, play some music in the background, and loop it then put the phone next to speaker and run to toilet.
unless convo is over now.