For the older members of the board

[peat moss]

Oh god I still remember banging the wife against the bedroom door . Lil one yelling daddy don't hurt mommy . Mommy yelling daddy is doing fine he'll be out in a minute! Ok make that two minutes ?

Be nice youbee !

[peat moss]

Advice ? If a young fellow find a nice old MILF , if a Old fart find a younger MILF . Women reach their sexual peak so much later in life and yikes what fun it is . 30 -50 and beyond is my yummy age . Hell they usually have lot more money too not that should matter tho .

[JPaul]

Oh god I still remember banging the wife against the bedroom door . Lil one yelling daddy don't hurt mommy . Mommy yelling daddy is doing fine he'll be out in a minute! Ok make that two minutes ?

I find that post highly disturbing.

I mean ffs you should at least have gone to a different room, the wean must have been terrified.

[Biggles]

Do you mean plying yourself with booze before you can get down to business?

So I need beer goggles ....

I am not as dashing as I once was.

[JPaul]

Do you mean plying yourself with booze before you can get down to business?

So I need beer goggles ....

I am not as dashing as I once was.

Your onanism involves a mirror.

I suppose it could be a minor, which would be a lot worse.

[Biggles]

So I need beer goggles ....

I am not as dashing as I once was.

Your onanism involves a mirror.

I suppose it could be a minor, which would be a lot worse.

True.....

though technically another person would intrude on the self loving bit. Two's a crowd and all that.

[JPaul]

So tell me, what with you being a purist and so forth (with regard to the menage a une) if a bit of hawt tottie sneaked into your boudoir and started spanking your monkey would you be all like "No, that's not right, stop your bunkum forthwith, masturbation must not be tampered with. We do have standards".

Oh and certify Skweeky's copy wedding certificate for her. You qualify at least twice. Probly more.

[Biggles]

Has she not certified her marriage certificate? - that's a hanging offence isn't it?

Obviously hot tottie would trump self loving but there would have to be a formal closing of the self loving account and an opening of a hot tottie account (this can be rushed through in about 30 seconds given a clear run and a fair wind)

[JPaul]

She needs a copy certified, not the original.

That was certified by an Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas, at a Chapel of GEP.

[Skweeky]

Good point Les

you're a professional and all that. Gonnae certifiy my wedding certificate copy and I'll send you a free New Pig mug