Have you been faithful to your present lover?

[CrabGirl]

Yups, 3yr odd and he still pisses me off just as much as the first night I ever met him.

That's true love for sure!

[Something Else]

Yarp. Always been faithful as a hound to ma wench.

[Alien5]

I still don't get how Clinton got away with it.

[chalice]

Having to befriend a corpse is no friendship at all, you necrophiliac.

That wasn't a corpse, your mom is just no good in bed, she lays there like a dead fish, your wife on the other hand is a wildcat!

Well, at least you didn't fall for the oldest rod on the internets. Though, that could be because you're too stupid to understand the post in the first place.

You have now risen 2 notches on the 'I'm an infantile, ignorant, clueless cunt' scale, placing you just above Zaa and quite a ways below plankton.

[Squeamous]

Naw, like.

Just tell him that his cawk is bigger and CG made you look at it.

Win.

Oh, it is bigger! And I told him CG was up for a threesome....that cheered him up.

[chalice]

Naw, like.

Just tell him that his cawk is bigger and CG made you look at it.

Win.

Oh, it is bigger! And I told him CG was up for a threesome....that cheered him up.

[Squeamous]

Why didn't you do the womanly thing and go ballistic on him for spying on you/not trusting you/prying into your personal life?

Well, I once sent nude pictures of myself to a man I met on the net so he kind of has good cause to spy on me. I'm not going to make an issue of it, put it that way. And in any case, stuff like that doesn't make me angry for some reason.

Chalice, don't be silly you daft bugger, you didn't offend me! I didn't do anything wrong so I told him that and that he should just read the thread. It's all ok now anyway, it was just a silly spat I regurgitated for the amusement of the lounge.

CG, thanks my lovely but no need for apologies....I asked to see it! It's a bit like when women go to see a stripper....it's not really sexual it's more of a female group bonding thing. Don't know if men get that because they're dirty perves and they can't imagine seeing a naked form and giggling at it.

[Septimus]

Yes, I am

[chalice]

Yes, I am a cawk

Fixed.

[Detale]

That wasn't a corpse, your mom is just no good in bed, she lays there like a dead fish, your wife on the other hand is a wildcat!

Well, at least you didn't fall for the oldest rod on the internets. Though, that could be because you're too stupid to understand the post in the first place.

You have now risen 2 notches on the 'I'm an infantile, ignorant, clueless cunt' scale, placing you just above Zaa and quite a ways below plankton.

Well at least I'm better than him