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[Snee]

[Mr. Mulder]

went into somerfield on teh way back from qym and they were reducing all their meats cos they were out of date and have swineflu or something else so i bought a fuck load of chicken and cow, making a big fuck-off mixed grill now

[brotherdoobie]

Johnnie Walker Black is all right. In fact it's lovely. Scotchsup, ball lickers.


-bd

[Skweeky]

In other news, we went to Knossos today. It was ridiculously hot and it took us about 20 minutes to find the way out. The place truly is a maze. Poor minotaur. What chance did he have?

On the way there we stopped at a petrol station, to find it had no petrol, so one of the workies walked over to inform us of this. Turns out he was a Scot, from Govan of all places, who used to have a season ticket for Celtic.

Where is Crabbird? I need her to teach me some Greek pronto.

[Mr. Mulder]

are you on holiday or something else?

[Skweeky]

I'm in Crete.

[Mr. Mulder]

making up place names, i bet you're in your bath really

[Mr. Mulder]

i want to see bikini pics on facebook.

[Skiz]

I'm gonna be hung the fuck over in a few hours. I'm reheating pizza at the moment and pounding back water, but the sunrise will not be kind.

I'm at that drunkm stage in the night where my head feels swollen.... that spells nasty hangover. :dabe:

[Skweeky]

i want to see bikini pics on facebook.

I asked the husband to take one with my tits out, but he refused. Bah.