Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

Dear interwebs,

is there no copy of crank 2 where the audio doesn't sound like aids? i've stolen two different releases now, both sound like they were filmed in small pub toilet

[benchez' mum]

The one I watched was fine.

[tesco]

There's a dvdrip posted.
I haven't watched it, assuming it should sound good since it's a dbdrip not a cam or some crap like that.
https://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-mov...estdivx-360661

[benchez' mum]

How convenient. I don't think he does the usenets tho'

[Mr. Mulder]

what the fuck is a usernet?

[Mr. Mulder]

drinking one of those new mcdonalds cadburys caramel milkshakes, it tastes like jesus has cum in my mouth!11111111 i only went out for bacon and this life changing event has happened!111

also emailed my c.v off to six different aidjencies, at least one of those cunts should get back to me even if its just to say stfu

[Mr. Mulder]

and to another 4 aidjencies ftw, time for some celebration cakes

[Something Else]

I found a job on Gumtree earlier. Flyering for some club in the West End. It said to apply by text message, so I did.
My phone rang shortly afterwards and it there was a cockney, wideboy on the end of the line.
The first thing he said was 'Are you gay?'

I said No, and he replied. 'Do you hate gays?' . I said No, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. He said ok. 'Be at this bar at 10 P.M. Don't talk to the guys on the door or they'll kick your fucking head in. Don't ask for me or they'll kick your fucking head in. Don't say you're there for a job or they'll kick your fucking head in.'
Then he said i'd be on trial for an hour and a half, and if I was good I could stay until 2:30 AM.

I'm not sure if I should go now.

[Mr. Mulder]

I found a job on Gumtree earlier. Flyering for some club in the West End. It said to apply by text message, so I did.
My phone rang shortly afterwards and it there was a cockney, wideboy on the end of the line.
The first thing he said was 'Are you gay?'

I said No, and he replied. 'Do you hate gays?' . I said No, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. He said ok. 'Be at this bar at 10 P.M. Don't talk to the guys on the door or they'll kick your fucking head in. Don't ask for me or they'll kick your fucking head in. Don't say you're there for a job or they'll kick your fucking head in.'
Then he said i'd be on trial for an hour and a half, and if I was good I could stay until 2:30 AM.

I'm not sure if I should go now.

ewe do know that guy was probably JAMES BOND!111111111 if you don't go for it you'll turn into one of those gays you hate so much

[Mr. Mulder]

...so very very much