Whether women are funny depends on what types of women you meet.
Some of them are funny. Some of them are not.
BT Rep: +2
Whether women are funny depends on what types of women you meet.
Some of them are funny. Some of them are not.
secret lover
BT Rep: +1
And what happened in your case?Originally Posted by pastoral
Teh n00b.
an alchemist?
prove it
prove it he's wrong.
an alchemist?
Prove that he posted here!prove it he's wrong.
I can't.
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
an alchemist?
Wrong
First, I'm to die for in any sexy pair of panties. Just point it upward, and half the girth of my gorgeous man meat on display on the sides, with the head peaking out the top. Simply irresistible.
Second, if the woman is much larger than the man, then... well if you're not feeling well just go back to picturing my man meat and you'll feel better.
If this is true, I'm sorry, so sorry.6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
If I've never group showered, am I a woman. Also what's the quota, does a party of 2 count as a group? 3? 4?14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
If a woman is checking for downstairs privates, well that's an issue, no matter how often or rare.19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
as in other idiots, and it goes both ways20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
well now you're just insulting the gender...28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
Last edited by mjmacky; 03-29-2011 at 12:45 AM. Reason: paragraph spacing
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
Interesting. I can pull off the same look in my tighty whiteys.
Persona non grata
Actually though they say "Women and chitlins first " the precise order is someone to navigate the boat , people with guns , babies , men smart enough to not let go of babies , strong cowards , ugly women since the good looking ones tend to be lighter,weaker and held in resentment and finally women in general.
Unless of course the ship involved is from an Arab country in which case not all property being equal camels are somewhere higher up on the hierarchy.
Last edited by IdolEyes787; 03-29-2011 at 05:02 PM.
Respect my lack of authority.
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