Road trippin cross 'Merica

[Quarterquack]

You mean there's worse than a vast expanse of vast nothingness? Or was there scenery, just more mileage (kilometerage)

I recently drove 3k km's in two days (I don't do night time driving, had a bad accident one time - someone's bumper came off and it was in the middle of the road, I didn't see it until it was in my headlights and couldn't swerve due to the *cough* speed I was going at, took it head on and controlled the car's spin, however, never again) (was errand boy for a family, practicalement). Ottawa to Niagara, then to New York, back to Ottawa, then to Montreal, off to North Bay, then back to Ottawa. Want to know what's even worse than a vast expanse of nothingness? A vast expanse of nothingness in Canada. US driving is such a relaxing toll on the human brain. Plus there's about ten times the amount of cars. I always fall asleep on Canadian highways. The problem being I can look out of my windshield and see the next 5km's of a rollercoaster highway. And some trees. And every time there's a stop, everything is made of so much fucking wood, I half expect a trucker to walk up to me and ask me if I value my head or my car more.

[NotLettingItGo]

That would be funnier if there was even the tiniest possibility of rejectOfAllah attracting a woman.

Attracting them is easy... using them fun... discarding them (as I now do) is deliciously ironic

[NotLettingItGo]

Youtube took it down because you could see the top of your wife's head while she was blowing me. It was flagged as adult content.

If you're looking for an apology from me for the crap blowjob, you're out of luck.

[NotLettingItGo]

In Merika, we call those wives.

In Britain all the sluts think they're entitled to do it.

[mjmacky]

And now the rest of the story.....



Btw "left wishing we could have done more" was a lie.

What a fucking terrible driver, he flipped his car doing 80 mph, that's weak. In that position, I wouldn't have raced alongside those bikers who (despite how much pride they have in their biking ability) could easily swerve into the path of travel. Obviously my video would have been WAY more interesting if it included me flipping the car, I have some plans for Montana when I get around to it, so we'll see if I could possibly entertain yous allz.

[mjmacky]

If you're looking for an apology from me for the crap blowjob, you're out of luck.

Why would good head beget an apology? There's a saying I propagate claiming Irish luck is bad luck, so I'm happy to be out of "luck". However, no need to apologize for the head, I'm sending out gratitude in lieu of payment.

[mjmacky]

Want to know what's even worse than a vast expanse of nothingness? A vast expanse of nothingness in Canada. US driving is such a relaxing toll on the human brain. Plus there's about ten times the amount of cars. I always fall asleep on Canadian highways

I actually like it when there are less cars on the road when I'm traveling. Now having so few cars on the road locally makes those weary drives a bit humdrum... but that's a different scenario. I actually really enjoy night driving, but the operation hours (e.g. checkout times) of hotels make stopping off a bit too scheduled for my tastes.

[NotLettingItGo]

Why would good head beget an apology? There's a saying I propagate claiming Irish luck is bad luck, so I'm happy to be out of "luck". However, no need to apologize for the head, I'm sending out gratitude in lieu of payment.

If you'd ever met my wife, you'd never make such an outlandish claim.

[NotLettingItGo]

In fact if you'd ever met any British woman you'd never make such an outlandish claim. The idea that any British woman is going to give you anything is fucking laughable... British women are only interested in what they can get/take from you.

[IdolEyes787]

What a fucking terrible driver, he flipped his car doing 80 mph, that's weak. In that position, I wouldn't have raced alongside those bikers who (despite how much pride they have in their biking ability) could easily swerve into the path of travel.

Cyclist.This is a biker.

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Also on fast, tricky descents where the advantage of an engine and a beer gut is basically nil any reasonably competent biker cyclist will kick a motorist's ass every time.