Since MJMacky 'fucking loves it'

**OlegL** · 08-19-2011, 12:39 AM

What are you talking about now? Some comedian show?

**Squeamous** · 08-19-2011, 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Clearing the matchboxes, and Oliver runs himself over are my highlights

My favourite bit is the car door slamming. Apparently John Cleese used to live near a wine bar, and every night toffs would pour out into the street yakking loudly and slamming car doors, and it drove him mad. Cleese is the master of sarcasm.

Originally Posted by OlegL

What are you talking about now? Some comedian show?

Oh Oleg. Oleg Oleg Oleg. I knew when I saw your name you would have found a way to miss the point. I said to myself 'he's going to miss the point', and you were wider of the mark than a US airforce pilot (yeah yanks you heard me). Anyway I digress. You wouldn't be interested in this fred: you can't have sex with it, your attendance to it is not being recorded, you can't beg it to give you another chance, it won't give you any money even if you get crazier, it didn't kill anyone, and it can't grant special dispensations. Sorry x

**Artemis** · 08-19-2011, 05:30 AM

This is my all time fav

**megabyteme** · 08-19-2011, 10:57 AM

Nudge. Nudge.

**megabyteme** · 08-19-2011, 11:05 AM

And who doesn't like...?

**mjmacky** · 08-19-2011, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

And who doesn't like...?

http://youtu.be/anwy2MPT5RE

It is, after all, our anthem.

Edit: I should have just said my anthem, Shirley no one wants to be accused of spamming by the likes of me.

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Originally Posted by OlegL

What are you talking about now? Some comedian show?

Oh Oleg. Oleg Oleg Oleg. I knew when I saw your name you would have found a way to miss the point. I said to myself 'he's going to miss the point', and you were wider of the mark than a US airforce pilot (yeah yanks you heard me). Anyway I digress. You wouldn't be interested in this fred: you can't have sex with it, your attendance to it is not being recorded, you can't beg it to give you another chance, it won't give you any money even if you get crazier, it didn't kill anyone, and it can't grant special dispensations. Sorry x

You should treat this like those books you'll never read, since perceiving them in any form will have absolutely no effect on you. You won't be enlightened in any way, you will not understand, please continue to give up on it all.