Acknowledging your myriad of failings, as chronicled by my good self and my harem, is the first step.Originally Posted by Dave
Well done, Dave. We're now at stage two.
So, how old are your kids?
Acknowledging your myriad of failings, as chronicled by my good self and my harem, is the first step.Originally Posted by Dave
Well done, Dave. We're now at stage two.
So, how old are your kids?
Stage two
You're completely insane you know. It's highly entertaining to watch you live upto your own madness, the only way I think it could be improved is if you were slightly more intelligent. Yeah I know that would be asking for too much, to find a board where there are two highly intelligent posters who can't see past their own idiocy. Still a man must dare to hope.
Last edited by NotLettingItGo; 12-24-2011 at 04:08 PM.
You said that I harped on about what you are.
That's agreeing with me.
If you'd said that I harped on about my perception of you, then sure, we'd still be at stage one - of you in denial about your myriad of failings.
As it is, we're making progress.
In other news; you don't understand the concept of 'I know you are but what am I'.
The interweb shockathon continues.
Oh! Like I'm going to suddenly develop some interest in your pet theories of the psyche of the human species based upon your extensive internet based experience of people.
Mental... completely and utterly mental
Post after post in which I have steadfastly refuted your ridiculous statements and when I stop bothering, I'm in agreement with you... you're absolutely the bollocks man, you really are. Pschye 101 with manker, the mentalists diagnosis of mentalists, fucking brilliant.
No Jacky, I tell you to take your medication when you post incomprehensible shit, I don't say that to manker. His posts are generally literate, so there's no need you see. Where as yours are sometimes so illiterate that the only possible explanation is that you're waiting for the nurse to give you your next dose of medication.
You're still the ninja master of confusion around here.
Last edited by NotLettingItGo; 12-24-2011 at 05:56 PM.
You're the only one telling the lies around here in the gay beard club, Dave. Let's go back to August 2008. You're younger, very much in love. You've got hopes for the future. You're beginning to imagine an exit from the mire your life has been consumed with for so long. Your exit strategy just happens to mention that she posts on a filesharing board forum in the arsehole of nowhere, and you reckon you'll join in, cos you're such a funny guy and you'd like her to perceive you as the intelligent, fun-loving type. You weren't that funny, and accordingly weren't perceived as per your preconceptions of yourself, and so sloped quietly off into the horizon. Like an anonymous Shane who nobody needed to come back.
Let's skip forward to May 2011. realising that your escape tunnel has caved in on you, due to your blatant inadequacies and control issues, in a palsy of frustration you return to the aforementioned arsehole of nowhere under the conceit that you're here to teach myself a lesson while achieving the antithesis, all the while decrying femininity to a clinical level.
The only reason you came back to this board was to intimidate Squeamous out of frustration, Dave. It didn't work so you had to impose your physical bulk and comedy moustache upon her. She chose to ignore your ninja 'leaving the clothes at the door in the dead of night' performance piece, so you got all ecru suit on her.
Nobody's lying but you, Dave. You're fucking pathetic, mate.
Last edited by chalice; 12-24-2011 at 06:18 PM.
Who's Dave?
watching the paint to dry is more interesting than this.
Last edited by Alien5; 12-24-2011 at 06:31 PM.
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