The Gay Beard Club

**Squeamous** · 04-05-2012, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

How the fuck could you tell? I've been complimented many a times on the beauty of my eyelashes so that's not the mystery to me. The fact that you pulled it out of that fuzzy picture in which they appear to be perpendicular to the viewing angle is what's perplexing.

I also have pretty nails sometimes. Several of the reasons that I need to have some sort of beard have been established.

I am a scientist. To wit, a trained observer of the natural world

What surprises me is that you're a slightly porky little fella, aren't you? I imagined you'd be all skinny and stooped and bent and poorly fed, but you've got the pleasing appearance of someone who would be quite comfy and warm on a cold night. Well done, of this I approve!

Why DO you need a beard anyway?

**Squeamous** · 04-05-2012, 06:01 PM

Omg omg omg, I remember who you remind me of:

Billie+Joe+Armstrong.jpg

**mjmacky** · 04-05-2012, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Originally Posted by mjmacky

How the fuck could you tell? I've been complimented many a times on the beauty of my eyelashes so that's not the mystery to me. The fact that you pulled it out of that fuzzy picture in which they appear to be perpendicular to the viewing angle is what's perplexing.

I also have pretty nails sometimes. Several of the reasons that I need to have some sort of beard have been established.

I am a scientist. To wit, a trained observer of the natural world

What surprises me is that you're a slightly porky little fella, aren't you? I imagined you'd be all skinny and stooped and bent and poorly fed, but you've got the pleasing appearance of someone who would be quite comfy and warm on a cold night. Well done, of this I approve!

Why DO you need a beard anyway?

That's a chocolate coated turd that is.

I've already answered your last question, but to rephrase, to downplay my feminine features like pretty lashes and fingernails. Did you spend the day in a helium tank?

**mjmacky** · 04-05-2012, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Omg omg omg, I remember who you remind me of:

Billie+Joe+Armstrong.jpg

WTF with the emo green day shit, fuck!

**megabyteme** · 04-05-2012, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Omg omg omg, I remember who you remind me of:

Billie+Joe+Armstrong.jpg

WTF with the emo green day shit, fuck!

No, not even close.

**Quarterquack** · 04-05-2012, 06:56 PM

Macky, I can't help but notice you're stealing my signature "cute guy" beauty mark on the tip of the cheek bone.

Please have yours surgically excised.

On the topic of how squeams' noticed your pretty girly eye-lashes, it's because women spend half their time looking perpendicular at fake eye-lashes ensuring they look natural.

**Quarterquack** · 04-05-2012, 06:57 PM

Please ignore squeamous. She got your celebrity look-alike completely wrong. Here you go.

Spoiler: Show

**Snee** · 04-05-2012, 07:27 PM

Ghey beard it is:

If it's too blurry, just imagine sqeamous's without the tape

**mjmacky** · 04-05-2012, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

Macky, I can't help but notice you're stealing my signature "cute guy" beauty mark on the tip of the cheek bone.

Please have yours surgically excised.

On the topic of how squeams' noticed your pretty girly eye-lashes, it's because women spend half their time looking perpendicular at fake eye-lashes ensuring they look natural.

That's my duibhne, young poser lad.