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    IdolEyes787's Avatar Persona non grata
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    Just explain to her that you're a lumberjack and having a beard is more or less expected.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Something Else View Post
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    I just cut it off when the wench whinges.
    That beard is made of pure testosterone, wood shavings, motor oil, steel, dragon scales, and something else. Well done, sir!
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
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    I just cut it off when the wench whinges.
    That beard is made of pure testosterone, wood shavings, motor oil, steel, dragon scales, and something else. Well done, sir!
    Not unkempt enough to keep all 5 components, must remove 1 or 2.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Not unkempt enough to keep all 5 components, must remove 1 or 2.
    It is a very dense growth. I'm sure it all fits in there.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    One of those pictures was ten years old. True story.
    Now go away.

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    First Mary and now Ben have beaten me into third place in the most masculine beard competition.

    I can feel the testosterone draining from me.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post

    First Mary and now Ben have beaten me into third place in the most masculine beard competition.

    I can feel the testosterone draining from me.
    That must have been bugging you for a while now. I'm starting to understand your adamant resistance of coming to terms with Japanese hicks.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post

    First Mary and now Ben have beaten me into third place in the most masculine beard competition.

    I can feel the testosterone draining from me.
    That must have been bugging you for a while now. I'm starting to understand your adamant resistance of coming to terms with Japanese hicks.
    I'm cool with them.
    I just hadn't considered that their existence would add ballast to my deeply seated steel hull of a tenet. I've got you to thank for that.

    And I do :smile4:
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    Mine is for the most part white - is that ghey or just sad?
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    Sounds distinguished, Les.

    Pics please
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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