The Gay Beard Club

[manker]

You're rather less hirsute than I remember ... or imagined.
I wonder which it is

Anyway, I'd better wait for Mary's wife to give the seal of approval but I say you're in because although you might lack the expected Chewbacca beard, at least you've got the Leia hair.

[mjmacky]

@chewie
I want to say blurry, but It's like you've used a camouflage filter and you could disappear your face at any time. It's a bit suspenseful.

[Chewie]

You're rather less hirsute than I remember ... or imagined.
I wonder which it is

Anyway, I'd better wait for Mary's wife to give the seal of approval but I say you're in because although you might lack the expected Chewbacca beard, at least you've got the Leia hair.

Could she listen to soundz with her hair as well?. Cool.

@chewie
I want to say blurry, but It's like you've used a camouflage filter and you could disappear your face at any time. It's a bit suspenseful.

This is what happens when you don't shave for a week and have ghrey* hair.

*previously sort of ginger/brown/black

[mjmacky]

Could she listen to soundz with her hair as well?. Cool.

I think she would hear the waves of Alderaan, even after it was all blowed up.

@chewie
I want to say blurry, but It's like you've used a camouflage filter and you could disappear your face at any time. It's a bit suspenseful.

This is what happens when you don't shave for a week and have ghrey* hair.

*previously sort of ginger/brown/black

Actually I was just making a point about your camera. If I met someone in real life that looked like they were disappearing from reality I would probably spray fecal juice and sprint diagonally.

[mjmacky]

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[manker]

If I met someone in real life that looked like they were disappearing from reality I would probably spray fecal juice and sprint diagonally.

Whereas I'd I'd immediately think of Back to the Future and explain to mr. fadey that his brother had gone back in time and was coming on to his mam, but that no one thought it was weird and it all turned out fine.

[mjmacky]

If I met someone in real life that looked like they were disappearing from reality I would probably spray fecal juice and sprint diagonally.

Whereas I'd I'd immediately think of Back to the Future and explain to mr. fadey that his brother had gone back in time and was coming on to his mam, but that no one thought it was weird and it all turned out fine.

That movie is from 1985, did you just get back from visiting the before era?

[manker]

No but that movie obviously made a huge impression upon me as it's the only one I remember from the before time.
Apart from Jaws. Which scared the shit out of me.

[mjmacky]

No but that movie obviously made a huge impression upon me as it's the only one I remember from the before time.
Apart from Jaws. Which scared the shit out of me.

It's why I became a fast swimmer. Even if we were just playing a game of "Shark" in the pool I scurried out with a burst of anxiety and irrational fear like you wouldn't believe. This was at a huge public pool, not one of those backyard ones where you could pretty much jump to the other side. I think know the only reason I never got into competitive swimming was because you'd never get me into a pair of speedos. Even though I'm a bit older and less vain, I'd never bother to deal with that level of discomfort. Can't wear bikini briefs either, it's boxer briefs all the way.

[manker]

No but that movie obviously made a huge impression upon me as it's the only one I remember from the before time.
Apart from Jaws. Which scared the shit out of me.

It's why I became a fast swimmer. Even if we were just playing a game of "Shark" in the pool I scurried out with a burst of anxiety and irrational fear like you wouldn't believe. This was at a huge public pool, not one of those backyard ones where you could pretty much jump to the other side. I think know the only reason I never got into competitive swimming was because you'd never get me into a pair of speedos. Even though I'm a bit older and less vain, I'd never bother to deal with that level of discomfort. Can't wear bikini briefs either, it's boxer briefs all the way.

I know, right. That fucking cello started up as soon as I even glimpsed a body of water.

I pretended I liked Jaws because I figured it was some kind of a test. My parents then hired me a film called Orca: Killer Whale or something. I spent the entire time looking about 3 inches over the television and taking protracted toilet breaks. Perhaps they are sadists or master trolls. I also got given Stephen King books when I was ten. Each time a new one came out, I'd get it a couple of weeks hence. I pretended to like those, too.
They scared the shit out of me even more than Jaws.

That was all my dad. My mother gave me Virginia Andrews books to read which centred on a dysfunctional family whose mother locked the four kids in the attic such that they developed incestuous relationships. The mother slowly poisoned them with arsenic and the youngest died.

I was left to pick my own literature after the age of about 13. Which was nice.

Wtf were they thinking