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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Now with added violence.

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    Oh, I see now, cycling is a sport for lemmings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Now with added violence.

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    Oh, I see now, cycling is a sport for lemmings.
    Serious answer that you weren't looking for.
    Riding in a pack gives following riders very limited forward vision and so they are dependent upon the people in front not doing something very stupid.
    So basically lemming,yes.

    Doesn't usually happen on cliffs though as on downhills the tendency is spread out more to avoid that sort of thing.
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    What I thought was funny is that there was a guy lying on the ground apparently injured and everyone else was checking their bikes.
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    Japanese bottle rocket man > aluminium aficionados falling off bikes.
    That is all.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    What I thought was funny is that there was a guy lying on the ground apparently injured and everyone else was checking their bikes.
    You have no idea but a lot of that can be forgiven because of oxygen debt and adrenaline.

    Not so forgivable I've seen a Mom tell her son to stop being such a pussy and get back on his bike and finish the race after the kid fell and broke his collar bone badly enough that you could see the bone displacement through his jersey.

    Anyway injuries heal but bikes are expensive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    What I thought was funny is that there was a guy lying on the ground apparently injured and everyone else was checking their bikes.
    You have no idea but a lot of that can be forgiven because of oxygen debt and adrenaline.
    If you knew how much Mary struggles to get her ass up the stairs each day, I'm sure you wouldn't be quite so cruel.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    What I thought was funny is that there was a guy lying on the ground apparently injured and everyone else was checking their bikes.
    You have no idea but a lot of that can be forgiven because of oxygen debt and adrenaline.

    Not so forgivable I've seen a Mom tell her son to stop being such a pussy and get back on his bike and finish the race after the kid fell and broke his collar bone badly enough that you could see the bone displacement through his jersey.

    Anyway injuries heal but bikes are expensive.
    I bet you beat him to the finish line, though

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    Note to Mary :Apparently it's not the size of your ankles it's the size of your wallet that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Note to Mary :Apparently it's not the size of your ankles it's the size of your wallet that matters.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...=feeds-newsxml
    I tried to grasp the context, but that whole page was full of gibberish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    If you knew how much Mary struggles to get her ass up the stairs each day, I'm sure you wouldn't be quite so cruel.
    Do YOU have to walk a flight of stairs every day?
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