The Gay Beard Club

[mjmacky]

I know, right. That fucking cello started up as soon as I even glimpsed a body of water.

I pretended I liked Jaws because I figured it was some kind of a test. My parents then hired me a film called Orca: Killer Whale or something. I spent the entire time looking about 3 inches over the television and taking protracted toilet breaks. Perhaps they are sadists or master trolls. I also got given Stephen King books when I was ten. Each time a new one came out, I'd get it a couple of weeks hence. I pretended to like those, too.
They scared the shit out of me even more than Jaws.

That was all my dad. My mother gave me Virginia Andrews books to read which centred on a dysfunctional family whose mother locked the four kids in the attic such that they developed incestuous relationships. The mother slowly poisoned them with arsenic and the youngest died.

I was left to pick my own literature after the age of about 13. Which was nice.

Wtf were they thinking

I normally never received books on account of them being difficult to move around from residence to residence, their price, and my perceived lack of interest in them. I did live with a step father figure and had HBO for awhile, so all was well. Also, I could pretty much go out and do whatever I wanted so I'd sometimes hang out at a library, learned about sperm whales, wasn't scared of them.

[Skweeky]

I want to be in this beard club too, but I have nothing to make a beard with...

Then again...

[Barbarossa]

do yo have any felt tip pens?

[Squeamous]

Would you like some of my pubes?

[Skweeky]

do yo have any felt tip pens?

Hold that thought Barbie

[manker]

Would you like some of my pubes?

This has potential to be fantastic.
Would you really send them? You probably wouldn't. I'm not sure it's hygienic or legal.

[manker]

do yo have any felt tip pens?

Hold that thought Barbie

He gets some of the girls to do unspeakable things with sharpies

[Skweeky]

Please don't send me your pubes in the post. At least send them by UPS.

[Squeamous]

Would you like some of my pubes?

This has potential to be fantastic.
Would you really send them? You probably wouldn't. I'm not sure it's hygienic or legal.

I think we both know that I would

Please don't send me your pubes in the post. At least send them by UPS.

DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY?

[manker]

Please don't send me your pubes in the post. At least send them by UPS.

Is that a general request or were you speaking directly to Squeams.