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Thread: How Many Wolrd Cup '06 Matches Have You Watched?

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    CrabGirl's Avatar Sexpest
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese

    Pissing is for the girls.
    Crabgirl may be a tad upset at you sharing your intimate secrets. Fact.
    I'm far more peturbed about the pissing in the sink business.

    I've watched about 15 matches. Would've been more but I work daft hours.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dry snitch
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
    Oh, you mean wash-hand basin.

    I had taken it that people were brushing ther teeth using the sink. Which as we all know is in the kitchen. Then you were pishing in it, like some sort of Welshman.

    Thanks for clearing that up.
    The punctuation is all there - but it's all to cock.

    I'm pretty sure that tomorrow morning I'll be reading this and shaking my head in a derisory manner.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by dry snitch
    The punctuation is all there - but it's all to cock.

    I'm pretty sure that tomorrow morning I'll be reading this and shaking my head in a derisory manner.
    Much as I would like to object to your derision I find myself unable and am forced to concur.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dry snitch
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    I have watched zero.zero matches.

    I haven't anyone to watch them with, and I can't tumble to "the magic of World Cup Soccer" without expert help.

    This is (I freely admit) positively sinful for someone who has actually met and shaken the hand of Pele.

    My most humble apologies.
    So you shook the hand of the greatest player ever but you don't deign to watch the game.

    One has to think that you're full of shit.

    By the way, I'm saying that with the utmost confidence that anyone - who has ever watched the game even once - will be looking at this post with the same sentiment as me.

    Blow it out your ass, One.

    I met him at the Atlanta Zoo, July 29th, 1986.

    We shook hands over the back of a baby elephant my son was riding on the occasion of his 5th birthday.

    I had seen the bicycle kick (who hasn't) and most definitely recognized him when he stepped up.

    Soccer fan or not, alongside Muhammad Ali, he's probably the most famous person on the entire planet.

    Ironic...had I been so United States-centric as to be ignorant of his existence, I couldn't recount meeting him for the like of idiots such as yourself.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    To be fair I think he was one of the most famous people in the World, for a while. However I think that nowadays there are probably footballers more famous, to the younger element.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Your point re dry snitch being a swallower of the cawk is however well made.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
    Crabgirl may be a tad upset at you sharing your intimate secrets. Fact.
    I'm far more peturbed about the pissing in the sink business.
    He's just following your example, sauce for the gander and so forth.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    Quote Originally Posted by dry snitch
    So you shook the hand of the greatest player ever but you don't deign to watch the game.

    One has to think that you're full of shit.

    By the way, I'm saying that with the utmost confidence that anyone - who has ever watched the game even once - will be looking at this post with the same sentiment as me.

    Blow it out your ass, One.

    I met him at the Atlanta Zoo, July 29th, 1986.

    We shook hands over the back of a baby elephant my son was riding on the occasion of his 5th birthday.

    I had seen the bicycle kick (who hasn't) and most definitely recognized him when he stepped up.

    Soccer fan or not, alongside Muhammad Ali, he's probably the most famous person on the entire planet.

    Ironic...had I been so United States-centric as to be ignorant of his existence, I couldn't recount meeting him for the like of idiots such as yourself.
    I don't say this often but....

    PWN3D!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman™
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4


    Blow it out your ass, One.

    I met him at the Atlanta Zoo, July 29th, 1986.

    We shook hands over the back of a baby elephant my son was riding on the occasion of his 5th birthday.

    I had seen the bicycle kick (who hasn't) and most definitely recognized him when he stepped up.

    Soccer fan or not, alongside Muhammad Ali, he's probably the most famous person on the entire planet.

    Ironic...had I been so United States-centric as to be ignorant of his existence, I couldn't recount meeting him for the like of idiots such as yourself.
    I don't say this often but....

    PWN3D!!

    @
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Around 7 or 8 matches.

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