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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    I thought Crabgirl was just one of JP's friendlier sock puppets.
    He doesn't do friendly, even with sock puppets. Did you know that he forced Gillian and dodgy368 to leave the board.

    He's as harsh as fuck.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    I thought Crabgirl was just one of JP's friendlier sock puppets.
    I'm larfing at that, in spite of not having a clue what it means.

    I think it's the way you tell them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss
    don't forget we have all gone thru what your feeling .
    I fucking haven't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss
    don't forget we have all gone thru what your feeling .
    I fucking haven't.
    :earl:
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Pete Moses may have broken up with an internet boyfriend after having put a lot of effort into getting an Elvish scrpt bracelet for him. Please don't assume we have all had the same experience. Or even similar, quite frankly.

    Actually, no-one has ever broken up with me. I suppose I should say so far, Mrs JP can get quite pissed off sometimes.

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    A girlfriend I had when I was 16 got me a St*****istopher with her initials engraved on it. As luck would have it, when we split up my next girlfriend had the same initials. My luck ran out though as my third girlfriend had a completely different set of initials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    A girlfriend I had when I was 16 got me a St*****istopher with her initials engraved on it. As luck would have it, when we split up my next girlfriend had the same initials. My luck ran out though as my third girlfriend had a completely different set of initials.
    What a bizarre word filter.

    St*****istopher

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    A girlfriend I had when I was 16 got me a St*****istopher with her initials engraved on it. As luck would have it, when we split up my next girlfriend had the same initials. My luck ran out though as my third girlfriend had a completely different set of initials.
    What's with the astronauts.

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    My first girlfriend was a bit of a disaster, all she wanted was chocolates all the time & to spin about in my Rover P6.
    She must have thought i was rich, silly cow
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalo
    My first girlfriend was a bit of a disaster, all she wanted was chocolates all the time & to spin about in my Rover P6.
    Perhaps she had some condition which caused this spinning. You heartless bastard.

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