.....When she hauls ass she has to make two loads.
.....When she hauls ass she has to make two loads.
I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.
"She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot"
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.....She stpped on the scale and it said....."Bitch, please....!"
I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down.
"her ass has its own zip code"
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
fkdups momma is so fat that her wieght is often remarked upon
Your momma's so fat I drove around her and ran out of gas....
... well I tried. =/
His momma is so fat, she walked outside in a red dress and everbody yelled, "KOOL-AID"!!!
yo
...she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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