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Thread: frozen chicken help

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    I have munchies, (alcohol related)
    but i only have a whole frozen chicken, It will fit in the kettle & I could re-boil it a few times.
    i'm well hungry but the cook has gone for the night.

    I think it will be ok
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    I don't think it will, but pics anyway

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    sex the chicken and get a light for your cigarette from the kettle


    Disclaimer: The above advice can result in having to wait in A&E with a kettle stuck on head and a chicken

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    sack the cook for leaving you hungry n order a keebab

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    1. Sack the Cook
    2. Warm the chicken
    3. Screw the Chicken
    4. Screw the Cook's girlfriend/wife
    4.5. If girl/wife ugly, screw next hot girl you see.
    5. Then light the cigarette

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    Make sure when your cooking the chicken, that theres some pink left in the middle (or even better red). This means it's done and ready to eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JordoR View Post
    Make sure when your cooking the chicken, that theres some pink left in the middle (or even better red). This means it's done and ready to eat.
    Or ready to pop a cherry with.
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    remember -if it tastes fishy and the use by date is nov 2004 or less, then it needs an extra 10 mins cooking.

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    microwave it for ages then grill it in small bits?

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    idiots

    he posted this an hour ago, he'll already be puking from the food poisoning by now

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