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    I pulled a cabernet sauvignon from the wine rack last night and it's gone off.

    Ok sir, how did it taste?

    Well, ok but it was very light.

    What was the name of the wine?

    Hampton Hill.

    Sir, that's a rose wine. It's meant to be pink.

    Oh.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    I had a strange bottle of wine yesterday. It had no cork in it.

    No cork? Didn't it leak?

    No! It was sealed. I tried to open it but broke my corkscrew! I want another corkscrew!

    What did the seal look like?

    Like a little cap.

    So like a little screw-top then?

    Yees..Oh.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    No, please, don't beat me again.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    now i know how people feel when i tell gaming anecdotes

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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins View Post
    now i know how people feel when i tell gaming anecdotes
    No, both of her stories were really funny.

    Yours just make people feel sad. For you, not at you.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    I pulled a cabernet sauvignon from the wine rack last night and it's gone off.

    Ok sir, how did it taste?

    Well, ok but it was very light.

    What was the name of the wine?

    Hampton Hill.

    Sir, that's a rose wine. It's meant to be pink.

    Oh.
    Why do they allow morons to buy fine wines if they cannot appreciate them.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Fine Rosť.

    Isn't that like all oxymoronic.
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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Yeah, they're good, but I prefer mulder's "internets for hairdressers" anecdotes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post


    Fine Rosť.

    Isn't that like all oxymoronic.
    Used to be. There's some super ones about nowadays though.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    It's a conditioned response.

    Did you hear a wee bell when you read my post.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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