I pulled a cabernet sauvignon from the wine rack last night and it's gone off.
Ok sir, how did it taste?
Well, ok but it was very light.
What was the name of the wine?
Hampton Hill.
Sir, that's a rose wine. It's meant to be pink.
Oh.
I pulled a cabernet sauvignon from the wine rack last night and it's gone off.
Ok sir, how did it taste?
Well, ok but it was very light.
What was the name of the wine?
Hampton Hill.
Sir, that's a rose wine. It's meant to be pink.
Oh.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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I had a strange bottle of wine yesterday. It had no cork in it.
No cork? Didn't it leak?
No! It was sealed. I tried to open it but broke my corkscrew! I want another corkscrew!
What did the seal look like?
Like a little cap.
So like a little screw-top then?
Yees..Oh.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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No, please, don't beat me again.
You do not need to see my I.D.
now i know how people feel when i tell gaming anecdotes
Fine Rosé.
Isn't that like all oxymoronic.
You do not need to see my I.D.
Yeah, they're good, but I prefer mulder's "internets for hairdressers" anecdotes
It's a conditioned response.
Did you hear a wee bell when you read my post.
You do not need to see my I.D.
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