A séance (pronounced: [seɪɑ:ns]) is, on its most basic level, an attempt to communicate with departed spirits
A séance (pronounced: [seɪɑ:ns]) is, on its most basic level, an attempt to communicate with departed spirits
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Last edited by Alien5; Jun 6th, 2006 at 06:36 PM..
What's the accountant doing in the language thread?
Hey! we communicate too....well unless we become consultants then that ability is surgically removed and a 1500 watt shite dispenser is installed.
In a recent missive from HQ, following consultancy work, we are apparently going to have a year of "optimisation", and through "upskilling" we will take the organisation to "beyond fit for purpose".
I accused them of using the Dilbert random statement generator - although I did this on the work board which might be a bit career limiting. Hey Ho!
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Hi Les, comment are you.
I spoke to someone the other day who told me she was from the "Dialogue Team". I asked her what that meant and she said "We talk to people".
I only didn't larf out loud because she sounded really sexy.
True story.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
I is well - been doing a lot of DIY (the paint and window sealant kind rather than the sweaty version).
The consultancy speak is a fecking disease. The more obscure and opaque it is the higher the fees. I was sent on a course where I had to stand on a chair and surf to Beach Boys music (actually that was ok - just a bit mad and the lunch was good).
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
I think the Dilbert management book for dummies is a valuable piece of equipment.
It's very empowering
It's full of excellent suggestions for team building exercises.
On a side note;
the company I'm working for is changing its name to Goldfish... apparently because it sounds more upmarket than the name we're using the now...
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