Breaking Bad

**chalice** · 10-15-2011, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by chavis

No. I haven't got any friends. If I did, I wouldn't be watching movies with them. If I did, and they started talking during the movie, I'd punch them in the fucking throat.

I don't see where he said they had to be a friend. I think "someone" covered all the bases. For instance, what about the time the dude sitting kiddy corner to you in the adult theater yelled, "here comes the money shot!", did you punch him in the face?

I don't go to cinemas.

If I did, I'd wait until that fucker went to the toilet and then I'd punch his wife in the face. Twice.

If he had no wife, I'd intoduce him to some bint wot I don't like, let them get acquainted, perhaps fall in love, invite them to dinner, put on a movie, wait...listen to wotever he's got to say, wait...let him go for a piss, and then punch that bitch twice firmly in the chops.

That'll teach him.

**mjmacky** · 10-15-2011, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by chavis

If he had no wife, I'd intoduce him to some bint wot I don't like, let them get acquainted, perhaps fall in love, invite them to dinner, put on a movie, wait...listen to wotever he's got to say, wait...let him go for a piss, and then punch that bitch twice firmly in the chops.

That'll teach him.

And I'm sure you'd feel some satisfaction. But the plan falls apart since they'd obviously reject the invitation to dinner.

P.S. I don't call them cinemas either

**chalice** · 10-15-2011, 09:22 PM

I take it Christmas dinner is out of the question then.

**mjmacky** · 10-15-2011, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by chavis

I take it Christmas dinner is out of the question then.

Not a fucking chance, your toilet's a mess

**chalice** · 10-15-2011, 09:27 PM

I was talking about coming to your house, like.

**mjmacky** · 10-15-2011, 09:29 PM

I don't celebrate christmas

**chalice** · 10-15-2011, 09:34 PM

You don't celebrate full stops either. I believe it's called 'having your periods' in your neck of the woods.

Why is that? You seem perfectly capable of syntax otherwise.

**mjmacky** · 10-16-2011, 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by chavis

You don't celebrate full stops either. I believe it's called 'having your periods' in your neck of the woods.

Why is that? You seem perfectly capable of syntax otherwise.

My habit of forum posting; punctuation among the middle and usually left out at the end. Of course, the habits change depending on the color of my mood ring (which is oft dark yellow a few days a month).

Disclaimer: I do not own a mood ring