extreme dyslexia challenge

[100%]

Have been paid to make a website about dylexia in kids.

Little do they know that,

1.I am mildly dyslexic
2.The site has to be in norwegian, a language i can barely write,let alone speak correctly.
3. My knowledge of html,css, php etc is annoyingly basic

Hence all dyslexics should have no problem understanding the site.

btw.
why the fuck, do dyslexic sites have over abuse of text?

[tralalala]

How on earth did you get the job if you can't do anything the site requires you to do!?

[Skweeky]

I smell a rat

[Mr. Mulder]

zomgf im dyslexic!1 need some help?

[J-dye]

[tralalala]

Feck I actually went into the Google homepage to see if they really changed their logo to that one..

[Mr. Mulder]

well, have they?

[tralalala]

Nah.. Same old boring Google image. They need to switch it with an Ana Kournikova awareness day image.

[100%]

How on earth did you get the job if you can't do anything the site requires you to do!?

When incompetent, sound convincing.
usa's prez is a genius at this.

Nah, its via a friend, who's children's education company is extremely desperate and more incompetent than me. Article comes out in newspaper tomorrow morning and they need whateverthefuck on the intertubes.

1. i get dosh
2. i learn
3. challenge

winwin

[tesco]

Have been paid to make a website about dylexia in kids.

Little do they know that,

1.I am mildly dyslexic
2.The site has to be in norwegian, a language i can barely write,let alone speak correctly.
3. My knowledge of html,css, php etc is annoyingly basic

Hence all dyslexics should have no problem understanding the site.

btw.
why the fuck, do dyslexic sites have over abuse of text?

If you need any help with html, php, css, javascript I'm a bit past basic.
I won't do the work, but I mean if you have a question about something or need help to troubleshoot something I can help.