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    My girlfriend told me yesterday, that even when she has a cold, she still can feel the precence of my farts.......

    Naturally, i reacted all proud.
    I just can't be modest about such a thing.

    I allways wondered why Saddam never contacted me.
    I deliver the best damn WMD's available!!!

    Who else is convinced it should be an olympic sport??

    Yogi

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    Originally posted by SensualGardening@25 October 2003 - 13:46
    My girlfriend told me yesterday, that even when she has a cold, she still can feel the precence of my farts.......

    Naturally, i reacted all proud.
    I just can't be modest about such a thing.

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    We actually have contests at work to see who can clear a room the fastest.



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    This post probably explains best why i left and why i couldnt resist coming back

    I love this place

    Peace
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    Originally posted by Riddler@25 October 2003 - 15:01
    We actually have contests at work to see who can clear a room the fastest.


    Now be honest, Riddler!!

    How do you score????

    Yogi

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    I had a ex g/f that farted 313 tiems in one day i counted

    and when I was lickign somewhere she farted and nearly killed me I was suffercating

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    I had a ex g/f that farted 313 tiems in one day i counted 
    Assuming 8 hours of sleep, that still leaves an average of about 20 farts an hour.
    That's certainly olympic material!
    (in the speedfarting-event)

    Explains her being your ex........

    Yogi

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    It must be horrible when a girl farts during anal.
    heh, anal is pretty gross anyways.. might like have to use toilet paper on your Pecker. If a girl gives anal before her blowjob... damn that's really filthy

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    Originally posted by Wolfmight@25 October 2003 - 16:03
    It must be horrible when a girl farts during anal.
    heh, anal is pretty gross anyways.. might like have to use toilet paper on your Pecker. If a girl gives anal before her blowjob... damn that's really filthy
    An enema will do the trick........

    After that i only think it'll be a spectecular feeling; just keep your nose pinched...

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    Originally posted by SensualGardening+25 October 2003 - 07:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening &#064; 25 October 2003 - 07:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Riddler@25 October 2003 - 15:01
    We actually have contests at work to see who can clear a room the fastest.


    Now be honest, Riddler&#33;&#33;

    How do you score????

    Yogi [/b][/quote]
    I&#39;m ashamed to admit it but...I&#39;m a rank amateur compared to these guys.

    The tears welling up in my eyes was a sure sign that I couldn&#39;t cut it.

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