Dear Madam,
I am writing to in relation to your recruitment drive for the once great TTC. While it does bring a smile to my face to see a community which prided themselves in being secret and exclusive being brought to it's knees to the point where it has to beg for new blood, I have decided to take pity on yourselves and offer myself as your savior. I shall point out all the reasons why you not only need me you deeply want me too.
I'm a kind person, be it random strangers, people on the interwebz or douchebags who spend their free time stopping other people from downloading free shit. If I have an invite free I'll hook you up with it, if I have a tracker I nolonger want I'll give that shit away (as long as it's within the rules!) which you can see by my thread at
https://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...-and-Bit-HDTV/ if you want to deal with the kind of guy that'll let you steal shit and not stop you like the douchebags you have in TTC then I'm your guy!
I'm a funny guy, we should all remember my funny as blog On A Soapbox (I so wish I kept a db dump of that site) it was constant lulz from dummies trying to scare me by posting my details, to MuddSlinger and the other guys who names I can't remember talking shit about TPS in a log caling it fake, then saying it was edited then admitting it was real all within the space of less than 24 hours. There also a few examples on here which shows how much of a funny guy I am
https://filesharingtalk.com/threads/3...neral-tracker? and
https://filesharingtalk.com/threads/3...banned-help-me!!!! so if you want a guy who will cheer you up after dealing with all the douchebags in TTC then I am your man!
I'm a smart guy, we've all seen it were the only comebacks people have for my points are "OMG YOU CAN'T SPELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT", when it's actually a grammar issue then they say "NO IT'S SPELLING, NEXT TIME RUN THE GRAMMAR CHECK" (ok they didn't say grammar check they gave the shortcut for it but I can't remember off the top of my head what it is so fuck it that'll have to do) As we've seen some of the current TTC members appear to need to be reminded to breath in and out, since I am smart and a nice guy (see first point) I'll happy remind your members to breath in and out so you don't lose any more by them forgetting to!
I'm trustworthy if I like you, if I screw you over I always do it from the out side, so the phrase better to be with me than against me comes to mind. I have no need to trade since I really couldn't give a toss about trackers had them all - twice. Simply I've found my torrent needs are served by the ultimate tracker TorrentLeech the rest are just a waste of time. I have no need to cheat, I got a bigger buffer than I'll ever use. I've properly already told everyone who fucking stupid and how big an asshole you are so no real need to do it again. It's all good on HMS Backie! Plus you guys gotta worry about the guys you're calling friends, you guys will fuck each other over faster than you'll download a tv show to a 10Gbit server.
So to sum it up, we've seen that you've got a pile of dickheads who go around banning people from torrent sites for fun, seriously fucking wankers! We've gone over how I am a funny guy, lulz will be had! We've gone over how you guys are fucking idiots while I am king of the castle when it comes to smarts. Then there was the fact you're all a bunch of backstabbing fucks. It's quite clear not only do you guys want me real bad, you need me even worse!
Regards
Backie
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