Where's manker

[megabyteme]

Play nice with anon, Dave. He's the kind of guy who could find out where you had breakfast.

If only to avoid that place in the future.

Signs that say "We reserve the right to refuse service..." follow in his path.

[TheFoX]

If only to avoid that place in the future.

Signs that say "We reserve the right to refuse service..." follow in his path.

Isn't that the same as, 'Fuck off! You're not welcome here...'? Sounds like the first one is just a more pleasant way of saying, 'fuck off'.


I do enjoy a lively board, but it beggars belief when I spend half an hour trying to catch up with all the posts in one single thread. It is like reading War and Peace, over and over again.

As for personal information, I would hardly call 'Dave' personal, since I bet a quarter of the men on this board are called Dave. Dave has to be one of the most common names ever. Dave springs from David, one of the most ancient of names, belonging to a Hebrew King of the Old Testament. Of course, KIng David would not have had his name shortened to King Dave.

The use of Dave is now considered more Scottish in nature.

The Urban Dictionary defines Dave as being to coolest person in the group. Maybe they should visit here, because our Dave isn't, by a country mile.

[megabyteme]

Isn't that the same as, 'Fuck off! You're not welcome here...'?

That seems to be beyond Dave's comprehension.

[OhNoYouHavent]

Of course you are interested in who is ruining your online experiences Dave. You want revenge. You want to cut them open. But you're not the same Dave, so that can't be right.

The mentioned stories... So many to tell Dave... Are you really interested in the tales of an inept and unsuccessful internet psychopath also named Dave?

We empathize with your self-pity, but that has nothing to do with this situation.

Since you're not the same Dave, then you're right. There's no evidence to implicate you whatsoever, therefore no problem.

That's odd, our Dave isn't welcome in many places on the internet either. Have you tried the chans? Good place for similarly minded people.

I don't have online experiences, my online existence is only about following certain things now. Having online experiences would require me to interact with people like you and the scum who occupy this board, no human should want such a dismal existence for themself.

No-one here is to blame for anything Dave. This forum is just a means of obtaining other juicy gossip from your sordid past. Bitchfest wasn't so active.

Yet oddly your bully, the one you're after, he is to blame for things. Really? You and your 'Bluehand' (really? You couldn't think of a name which didn't make you sound like a gang of fictional 10 year olds from a 1950s childrens book) gang who hate bullies so much think bullies like these aren't to blame for their actions? Really? Try again.

They never got any gossip, just lies she and they made up. All they ever ended up with was my name. They did their best, you can't blame them for being utterly useless fuckwits.

[OhNoYouHavent]

Play nice with anon, Dave. He's the kind of guy who could find out where you had breakfast.

Don't try to intimidate me fuckwit, we all already know you can't do that. Scum like you don't get to tell me anything.

[OhNoYouHavent]

That seems to be beyond Dave's comprehension.

Well you wanted to make it personal MBM, so it is. So you don't get to turn it off because it turns out to have all been based upon lies, it's not your hate campaign anymore, now it's mine. It can only go way if I allow it to, and I'm not minded to do so. I like that scum like you feel uncomfortable by the fact that I can come here whenever I want and point out just what utter scum you are. If you didn't want to end up in that position maybe you shouldn't have tried to bully me. Funnily enough, she knew all along that I would stand up to scumbag bullies, she knew I had a history of it. So all this which you dislike, the results of the bullying you did for her, she knew that was what you were all creating as you created it. She enjoyed it, the patting you on the head posts where she encouraged you to continue your verbal assualt... she played you all fucking brilliantly. It's no good moaning now about not being happy with what you created here.

[chalice]

Play nice with anon, Dave. He's the kind of guy who could find out where you had breakfast.

Don't try to intimidate me fuckwit, we all already know you can't do that. Scum like you don't get to tell me anything.

So, how are you anyway, Dave? D-Day is getting closer by the year, innit. Nine years to go? I've greyed somewhat, I must confess, in the waiting. All of my kids died, Dave. You wished it and it came true. That'll teach me to mess with the likes of you.

It's been kinda quiet without them. Though, I have been able to redouble my efforts when it comes to blowing up stuff and eating potatoes and drinking blindness-inducing extracts.

Please undo your wish, Dave. I just want my children back.

[IdolEyes787]

For some reason the phrase "whiny little bitch" comes to mind.

Please for the sake of testosterone everywhere try to be a bit more stoic when it comes to your problems.

[OhNoYouHavent]

So, how are you anyway, Dave? D-Day is getting closer by the year, innit. Nine years to go? I've greyed somewhat, I must confess, in the waiting. All of my kids died, Dave. You wished it and it came true. That'll teach me to mess with the likes of you.

It's been kinda quiet without them. Though, I have been able to redouble my efforts when it comes to blowing up stuff and eating potatoes and drinking blindness-inducing extracts.

Please undo your wish, Dave. I just want my children back.

Hello chavis.

How I am is none of your business.

D-Day isn't fixed, it can't be fixed because it depends upon her. See she has to be content with her life, value it more than she did then, or does now. Only then will it be worth the cost to me of cutting it out of her.

You don't have any kids, they're some other blokes kids, you were just the sap some woman choose to use as a dad. You were only ever for picking up the tab.

[billybonehead]

As for personal information, I would hardly call 'Dave' personal, since I bet a quarter of the men on this board are called Dave.

To be fair, I did post his full name up which was promptly removed, although I'm fairly sure none of you are Floridian based FBI agents, so I doubt the revelation of his personal details on a forum like this will be a problem for a man like Dave.