Originally Posted by
Guillaume
RENE ANGELIL'S SHOCK REVELATION
René Angelil broke down! He confesses,
apologizing to the numerous fans of the star from Québec:
"Since several months it's a Céline look-alike that has been on stage in Vegas."
WEIGHING OVER 270 POUNDS, THE REAL CELINE DOESN'T APPEAR IN PUBLIC ANYMORE!
An unfortunate freezer breakdown may be the origin of the state the singer now is... Horrid assessment for Céline: René's sperm stock didn't resist the change in temperatures.
René confides:
"Now that I have have wrist arthritis, repetitive movements have become extremely painful. I cannot restore the lost stock.
Knowing this, my poor Céline, in deep psychological distress, has become bulimic.
I don't know what to do, she now spends her days eating poutine while listening to songs by Lara Fabian...
I'm desperate!"
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