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    Horlicks

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    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Marriage certificate

    I've never known the IR to ask for a marriage certificate.
    Pretty sure they did when marriage actually conferred tax advantages.

    If you are self employed then they will want t'other form completed - which is a bit of sod and you will need all your receipts, telephone bills etc., to claim operating costs.

    Of course if you are not self employed then they are just taking the rip

    It is a while since I have looked at personal taxation - not a big part of the CIMA syllabus either although we did have a laugh at the mad fractions used for goods and chattels and the like
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Marriage certificate

    I've never known the IR to ask for a marriage certificate.
    Pretty sure they did when marriage actually conferred tax advantages.
    Will you and JP stop talking about the olden days!

    MCA was stopped a fair while back - I don't recall it but people are forever asking me if I've claimed it for them
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Back in the day we had purchase tax and stuff.

    Stuff was Ok but purchase tax was a cunt.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Back in the day we had purchase tax and stuff.

    Stuff was Ok but purchase tax was a cunt.
    Surprised they still haven't caught on to simplifying things and just introduce stuff tax
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Was you a poll tax dodger as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Back in the day we had purchase tax and stuff.

    Stuff was Ok but purchase tax was a cunt.
    Surprised they still haven't caught on to simplifying things and just introduce stuff tax
    Don't even joke about that.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Was you a poll tax dodger as well?
    It was a political thing.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    So you were?

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    Ive got a pile of washing up for you to do when you've finished, cheers.

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