Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[manker]

Is it possible to re-jail an iPhone?

Yeppers, simply reconnect it to iTunes and check for an iOS update, and Apple will merrily break your jailbreak for you. Google don't give a flying fuck if you SU your phone, I've upgraded my OS two times and the hack is intact.

Well that's jolly nice of them.
What's all this I hear about people 'bricking' their iPad/phone, then?

[manker]

Rumour has it that Rat Faced and NikkiD distributed them equally amongst the intellectually starving.

Sure, they were grateful at first and treated as forumular equals - but then came the problem of feeding their addiction to witty repartee and cognisant badinage.
The bleeding heart mod duo soon realised that they'd created an insatiable hydra whose mouths would forever remain empty.

Unfortunately it resulted in them both leaving the board forever.
But at least they took Jonno with them.

Noice. What a bunch of cunts.

The lash at the end was for you.

Also. Who is a bunch of cunts; The NikkiD/Jonno/RF love triumvirate or the spastic hydra.

[chalice]

Everyone, bunched together like a big bunch of pornographic fruits.

Except me and you and Snee and JP. We're sound as a dog pound, ripping up righteous for multiple hoods bereft of black fellows.

[chalice]

Others get in on unfortunate merit. MBM is a shoe-in cos his son resembles him. Mary gets an open road cos he's mental and his dad made him and his brother bash each other, which is the sickest thing I've read on this board in two months. Idol eats bicycles.

Bo has lost all his hair, and clearly his posting strength, so he's ostracised to the max.

[Artemis]

Yeppers, simply reconnect it to iTunes and check for an iOS update, and Apple will merrily break your jailbreak for you. Google don't give a flying fuck if you SU your phone, I've upgraded my OS two times and the hack is intact.

Well that's jolly nice of them.
What's all this I hear about people 'bricking' their iPad/phone, then?

Well if the flashing goes badly, like any flashing of any nand device, it goes badly, then you have a neato conversation peace/lawn dart/dog chew toy

[manker]

Everyone, bunched together like a big bunch of pornographic fruits.

Except me and you and Snee and JP. We're sound as a dog pound, ripping up righteous for multiple hoods bereft of black fellows.

Damn decent of you, old bean-stick.

I would suggest mbm for hood ripping duties, what with recent revelations about his heckler cock, but I fear he may be too busy putting up stuffed animal heads on the seven walls of his weapon chamber.

[chalice]

Everyone, bunched together like a big bunch of pornographic fruits.

Except me and you and Snee and JP. We're sound as a dog pound, ripping up righteous for multiple hoods bereft of black fellows.

Damn decent of you, old bean-stick.

I would suggest mbm for hood ripping duties, what with recent revelations about his heckler cock, but I fear he may be too busy putting up stuffed animal heads on the seven walls of his weapon chamber.

See above, gunslinger.

[manker]

Well that's jolly nice of them.
What's all this I hear about people 'bricking' their iPad/phone, then?

Well if the flashing goes badly, like any flashing of any nand device, it goes badly, then you have a neato conversation peace/lawn dart/dog chew toy

Oh is that all it is. I had imagined it was a devious apple ploy to get you to buy angry birds or w.e

[chalice]

Art gets in cos I've lost count of his deformities. Also, I like angry boys. Just as long as they're upside down.

[manker]

Others get in on unfortunate merit. MBM is a shoe-in cos his son resembles him. Mary gets an open road cos he's mental and his dad made him and his brother bash each other, which is the sickest thing I've read on this board in two months. Idol eats bicycles.

Bo has lost all his hair, and clearly his posting strength, so he's ostracised to the max.

Agree in all cases, I must add that Arty's in because he roams the antipodean wilds with an aubergine attuned abandon.