Bloke I know cycles to the station, leaves it locked up in the cycle locks, and gets the train to work.
A couple of months ago he had his bike stolen, "fair enough" he thought, shit happens, so he claimed it on the insurance and bought a better bike.
A few weeks later that got stolen too, (even though locked in a CCTV area blah blah blah), so he claimed that on the insurance too and bought an even better bike...
Last week the bike thief got sent to jail. Result! It was in the local paper and everything.
Anyway, yesterday when cycling home he appears to have gone round a bend too fast and fell off this super duper bike, ripping a hole in his suit and all kinds of shit.
So there you are.
This has really nothing to do with what you're asking, by the way, except that it too involves bikes.
And an imbecile.
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