Walk around pretending to be aloof with your nose in the air. That way boys will think you are teh sexay and your double chin won't show.
Men love teh posh totty.
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Walk around pretending to be aloof with your nose in the air. That way boys will think you are teh sexay and your double chin won't show.
Men love teh posh totty.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
Huh, I've never heard that before. How come a bit of a jill can cause cancer?Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
No matter what the advantages of being a woman "MotherNature" always finds a way to ruin it.In school a lad in my year had to take steroids because of something or other and grew a moustache complete with a stupid looking beard. We were all jealous. Being a girl must suck sometimes but there are the obvious advantages.
Hope you get better soon, SGG
Male masturbation decreases the chance of cancer....female masturbation increases it. That's just not funny.
Sounds like old-folk speak, to me
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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see ! manker has teh creative thing going on !
Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside
muchspl3 > muchspl2
pics?
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When a girl is young (in teens, I mean) if something is to rub against the Cervix (opening to the uterus) It rubs away the skin cells, which can cause cancer of the Cervix. They taught us that in Sex Ed.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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they did not teach me that
well i guess you could just add it to the list of negative aspects of being a woman
Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside
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ROFL!!! OMG!!!! You have no idea how much the boys in my school hate my guts.
None of them would ever think I'm sexy! They're all neds anyways, I wouldn't want them to.
Last edited by SpatulaGeekGirl; 06-04-2005 at 03:45 PM.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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There are children on this board, I wouldn't want to scare them.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
muchspl3 > muchspl2
pm?
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I don't think so. I feel too ugly.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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