I just realised why you're pished; Happy Birthday, Squeams
Get even drunk'r, line up all your pressies, take a pic of them and post the pic for us all to judge and stay away from balustrades.
Lastly, ITT means in this thread, so, have at it.
I just realised why you're pished; Happy Birthday, Squeams
Get even drunk'r, line up all your pressies, take a pic of them and post the pic for us all to judge and stay away from balustrades.
Lastly, ITT means in this thread, so, have at it.
I'm a bit confused as I was under the impression that women stopped having birthdays after 30.
Anyway Happy Birthday Squeamous you seem to be a very nice and certainly intelligent person no matter what Dave says.
Best wishes and if at all possible try not to wake up in a gutter as that is not nearly as fun in actuality as it sounds.
Respect my lack of authority.
Also, picture of your balls.
Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.
Or Dave's bawls, I figured you were the current owner since he doesn't seem to be using them these days.
btw.
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To end up alone
in a tomb of a room
without cigarettes
or wine--
just a lightbulb
and a potbelly,
grayhaired,
and glad to have
the room.
I can see it now.
Squeams, pished up, reading the title and already thinking of whipping them out cus she's a drunk burd, clicks the thread while absent-mindedly wondering if she put on a front or back fastening bra this morning - sees my carefully crafted tits or gtfo post and as she is just about to reach for the swivel-shot digi-cam her dad bought her ... sees the poem and thinks; 'eh, where did I put my snuggie, I think I'll read a Buk'.
And it was all going so well
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