Last one to post wins the internets

[CrabGirl]

That's not all I think about and talk about! Plus right now I know four pregnant women, and about five who are trying to get pregnant. Where are you living!

[Skweeky]

In teenage pregnancy land maybe?

Besides, sometimes people find themselves in a situation where abortion seems the only viable option. At least there is a choice.

[Mr. Mulder]

backfromgymsup, what's all this about pregnancy? can i help?

[Skweeky]

Send me another pic of you peen. That worked last time.

[Mr. Mulder]

my groins been hurting these past few days, think its taken too much of a hammering :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

You still shagging that burd?

[Mr. Mulder]

You still shagging that burd?
she came round the other night looking for some but after said that was the very last time, not heard from her for a couple of days so i'd say its done with for the foreseeable future - on to better and wetter things :smilie4:


....just been in the kitchen (that place where food lives) and there's some sort of unwashed lady undergarment in the bin, if its in the bin then that means they wouldn't miss it right? :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

Yes, you can fish it out safely.

[Mr. Mulder]

win.

[Alien5]

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[The Flying Cow]

Charlie Winston - Like A Hobo

Great folk/ambient stuff.

[enoughfakefiles]

http://dinlis.homeip.net/hobo/hobostreet.gif

[Alien5]

TileSharingTalk

[The Flying Cow]

HVvkoK7lebc

[Alien5]

[.

[tesco]

I like the new thread title.

[Hairbautt]

It made me smirk a bit.

[Skiz]

Except That It's Written In RealitY Text.

[Skiz]

WaitingforLOSTtobeuploadedsup :eyebrows:

[Hairbautt]

WaitingForMyTVTunerToStopRecordingIt.

[Skiz]

Just bought this (http://images.google.com/images?q=Microsoft%20SideWinder%20X8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi). Hope it rewls.

[benchez' mum]

Evening mouse snobs.

[Skiz]

o hai :smilie4:

[Skiz]

I'm a bit conflicted about whether Lost kicked arse or not. The show was good... went down some avenues they hadn't before. Ending sucked though I thought.

[Something Else]

I thought there was another series to come.

[Skiz]

Not until January. :unsure:

[Something Else]

Well you can't judge the ending until the end then, Shirley.

[Skiz]

I'm not talking about the ending of the entire series, just that show.

[Skiz]

show = episode obviousment.

[Something Else]

I've never seen it. Ignore my rambling waffle.

Cliffhangers...invisible dinosaurs... :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

I haven't seen series 5 yet :unsure:

[Something Else]

I'm stealing the season finale of Lie To Me. It's a bit cheesy and wank, but lightly entertaining. :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

I'm stealing the season finale of Lie To Me. It's a bit cheesy and wank, but lightly entertaining. :smilie4:

cheesy wanks are lightly entertaining :unsure:

It's a shame Walkers never chose that for their new flavour of crisps.

[Something Else]

:lol:


I've been thinking about phoatieshopping AllenS picture. Do you mind AllenS?

[Hairbautt]

No.

[Barbarossa]

What AllenS pic?

The only pic I've seen of him was running in a fun run, or something :unsure:

[Hairbautt]

the Oliphant one i'm assuming,

[Something Else]

I can't find it now. It was in this thread about a week ago.

[Hairbautt]

Must I do everything :no:

http://i43.tinypic.com/1or447.jpg

[Something Else]

Thanks. :naughty:

[Barbarossa]

Whatchagonnado? Give him moobs and a beer-gut?

Oh... wait :pinch:

[Something Else]

i won't do anything without his express permission. :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

I could do so much with that picture, but I really have too much other stuff to do.

/saved for posterity.

[Alien5]

Yeah i don't mind, go for it.

what beer gut? :lol:

[Proper Bo]

sup morans, just got a call confirming my jawb, they're posting my contract and uniform order out in the next couple of weeks, innit.

[Hairbautt]

:unsure: Uniform?

[Skweeky]

You'll need to post a picture of the uniform.

Spoke to the husband about the telly btw. He says 55" is too big as the place we are moving to has a smaller living room. Soz mate.

[Barbarossa]

Spoke to the husband about the telly btw. He says 55" is too big as the place we are moving to has a smaller living room. Soz mate.

You're moving to a place with a living room smaller than 55"? :blink:

[Barbarossa]

what beer gut? :lol:

You've got a serious pauch developing there :P

[KFlint]

Spoke to the husband about the telly btw. He says 55" is too big as the place we are moving to has a smaller living room. Soz mate.

You're moving to a place with a living room smaller than 55"? :blink:

Is that a genuine question? :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

:lol:

Do you really want to know?

[KFlint]

Oh no, just let that remain a mystery :whistling

[Proper Bo]

You'll need to post a picture of the uniform.

Spoke to the husband about the telly btw. He says 55" is too big as the place we are moving to has a smaller living room. Soz mate.

http://www.uscav.com/prodinfo/enlarged/30295L.jpg

also, your husband is definitely a gay. No heterosexual man thinks a tv is too big for any room. Fact.

[Snee]

Yesterday, I bought a Sony Ericsson T303.

Today, I bought a w350.

Why?

Because I could, that's why. And they looked pretty :smilie4:

I'd have bought something better, only I think I'll stick with cheap throwaway ones to use outside of work. I don't need to surf with one oor anything, cos I've got a netbook with 3g, and a DSi with wifi.

And I'm getting a Blackberry or something for wurk anyways.

[Snee]

You'll need to post a picture of the uniform.

Spoke to the husband about the telly btw. He says 55" is too big as the place we are moving to has a smaller living room. Soz mate.

http://www.uscav.com/prodinfo/enlarged/30295L.jpg

also, your husband is definitely a gay. No heterosexual man thinks a tv is too big for any room. Fact.
I like the way you think.

[Barbarossa]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/6351/allenspulled.jpg

[Something Else]

:lol:

[Hairbautt]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/RollOvertheFloorLaughing.gif

[Barbarossa]

Meh, I need to find some good background images

[KFlint]

nice one :lol:

[Something Else]

http://img2.pict.com/b7/41/66/162f1db65df857027aaa76b1fc/QUUkR/800/d45.png

[Proper Bo]

is this a phoatieshop allenS contest?

[Something Else]

Yes.

[Proper Bo]

ok then.

[Something Else]

FFS that uniform is scary. I'm never breaking the law again. :fear:

[Barbarossa]

I think it's a bit kinky

[Proper Bo]

Yeah, if only it was the real one, that'd be orsum to the max.

edit: didn't see barbie's comment, like. pervert.

[Barbarossa]

Pfffft, good get-out. :dry:

[Proper Bo]

i was busy photieshopping and the live update thingy only showed the hippy's post.

[Proper Bo]

can't think of owt good to stick allenS on tho'.

[Proper Bo]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3227/57939424.jpg
see?

[Something Else]

I thought of something lolsome to do with it when I was wopped last night. I've forgotten now. :mellow:

[Barbarossa]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4310/theallenofliberty.jpg

I know what you mean

[Barbarossa]

I thought of something lolsome to do with it when I was wopped last night. I've forgotten now. :mellow:

I was going to stick his hand up a cow's arse, but I can't find a suitable cow's arse.

[Skweeky]

I have this feeling, that the real reason the husband doesn't want to pay £400 for a telly is that R6 that is up for sale just down the road. :dry:

[Skweeky]

I thought of something lolsome to do with it when I was wopped last night. I've forgotten now. :mellow:

I was going to stick his hand up a cow's arse, but I can't find a suitable cow's arse.


http://xae.xanga.com/a50c9771d9731224430824/m176344312.jpg

[Barbarossa]

That's disgusting :sick:

[Skweeky]

Yeah, imagine it with AllenS hand up there. Gnarf.

[Something Else]

http://img2.pict.com/9c/cd/25/efc7b6a556183126776df62478/oqkMY/300/banksy.jpg (http://img2.pict.com/9c/cd/25/efc7b6a556183126776df62478/oqkMY/banksy.jpg)

[Barbarossa]

The angle's all wrong.

Anyway...

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7370/allenshitler.jpg

[Proper Bo]

you cock
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4061/89452766.jpg

[Alien5]

Hail hitler! :glag:

[Skweeky]

Heil Hitler, Allen. FFS, can you not even get your nazi greetings right?

[Barbarossa]

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/8421/allenhandupacowsbum.jpg

[Barbarossa]

you cock
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4061/89452766.jpg

Hahaha, they call that mindpiss in some places :P

[Alien5]

I Was never a Nazi. :unsure:

[Something Else]

http://www.hdimage.org/images/gukp1wj7flu14cqh9m_tiananmensquare.jpg (http://www.hdimage.org/) http://www.hdimage.org/images/fm2znc6m6xk9nn9m7afr_abbeya.jpg (http://www.hdimage.org/) http://www.hdimage.org/images/z3ohtzr7xbab15yr9z9_745pxww2iwojimaflagraising.jpg (http://www.hdimage.org/)

[Barbarossa]

iconic!

[Proper Bo]

http://www.hdimage.org/images/gukp1wj7flu14cqh9m_tiananmensquare.jpg
that was the first thing I thought of and thought it to be too obvious:snooty:


http://www.hdimage.org/images/z3ohtzr7xbab15yr9z9_745pxww2iwojimaflagraising.jpg
That one made me lol tho'.

[Proper Bo]

you cock
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4061/89452766.jpg

Hahaha, they call that mindpiss in some places :P

At least I bothered to angle his arm:snooty:

[Alien5]

thanks, the angle makes me look like a real nazi. :ermm:

[Proper Bo]

it was either that or make it look like you were reaching for a chap's chap.

[Barbarossa]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9607/allens.gif http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/997/allens2g.gif

[Barbarossa]

Reminds me of Ant and Dec

[Alien5]

http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/568/428183690_468638.gif?4

[100%]

Photoshop should be illegal.


great work :lol:

[Barbarossa]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2095/allenvietnam.jpg

[Alien5]

good effort lolol :lol:

[Barbarossa]

Well, you're no BawA but I've done my best. :happy:

Night all.

[Alien5]

night sir.

[KFlint]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7581/popebenedictxvicopy.jpg

holy Allen :O

[Alien5]

:lol: hahaha

[chalice]

I'm a bit conflicted about whether Lost kicked arse or not. The show was good... went down some avenues they hadn't before. Ending sucked though I thought.

Shut up. It rawked.

Now it's over. Too depressed to even talk about it.

Roll on fucking January. :dabs:

[Skweeky]

Let down her easy by Terence Trent d'Arby is double win to the max.

[enoughfakefiles]

I'm a bit conflicted about whether Lost kicked arse or not. The show was good... went down some avenues they hadn't before. Ending sucked though I thought.

Shut up. It rawked.

Now it's over. Too depressed to even talk about it.

Roll on fucking January. :dabs:

Haven't watched last weeks yet, so I better stay off the lost forums :pinch:

[brotherdoobie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/heilallen.jpg





-bd

[Skweeky]

That poor elephant. All chained up and exploited. You should be ashamed Allen, to be participating in such practices. Disgusting.

[brotherdoobie]

In all fairness the elephant is a Jew.


-bd

[chalice]

In all fairness the elephant is a Jew.


-bd

I can see that.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7581/popebenedictxvicopy.jpg

holy Allen :O
:lol: :earl:

allen gets fucking everywhere! :o

[Mr. Mulder]

off back up to lincoln in a weeks time for five days for some serious binge drinking and shenanigans, can't.fucking.wait :happy:

[brotherdoobie]

Don't die or something else, Mouldy. Have fun.


-bd

[Mr. Mulder]

Don't die or something else, Mouldy. Have fun.


-bd
im not going for a week yet! can't fucking wait to get rid of me can ewe! :cry:

[enoughfakefiles]

Will you be eating chicken?

[Mr. Mulder]

Will you be eating chicken?
poisonous amounts of alcohol go hand in hand with chicken burger or chicken nuggets depending on the situation, its as vital part of the operation as it is letting some fat burd put her tongue down your throat.

[Something Else]

http://i40.tinypic.com/30sa4b8.gif

sup. :O

[100%]

Disturbing, even for a professional.









.

[Something Else]

What happened next.

http://www.hdimage.org/images/gvvjuem0s63llbyian0_k4vsjpg.jpg (http://www.hdimage.org/)

[chalice]

:lol:

Quality.

[chalice]

good job skizo using a detector yet i wonder whether you will supervise all the messages in the board including other sections, benchy i wonder whether it is you being humped in the picture.

Yeah but your posts only show for about 5 fucking minutes so you're wasting your time, spastic.

You sorry, impotent, limp-dicked failure you.

[Mr. Mulder]

What happened next.

http://www.hdimage.org/images/gvvjuem0s63llbyian0_k4vsjpg.jpg (http://www.hdimage.org/)
:glag:

allen >*

[Alien5]

i see what you....i he did there.:blink:

photoshop of the year :hooray:

[Biggles]

What happened next.

http://www.hdimage.org/images/gvvjuem0s63llbyian0_k4vsjpg.jpg (http://www.hdimage.org/)

Why is the chap in the red shirt trying to return to the womb?

[Alien5]

He's the Driver.

[chalice]

Shut up. It rawked.

Now it's over. Too depressed to even talk about it.

Roll on fucking January. :dabs:

Haven't watched last weeks yet, so I better stay off the lost forums :pinch:

Cease what you're doing now, Effster and go and watch it now.

It's better watched with last week's and thises back to back. Smoke some ganja if you've got it to enhance the viewing experience.

It will knawk the rawks offa your fucking sawks to the mawks.

True story.

[The Flying Cow]

Sometimes I think Lost, like quite a few entertainment schemes, was made for the ganja users.

[chalice]

:eyebrows:

Sometimes I actually give two fucks about what you think.

Then I reassure myself that it's only that halfwit, Sherman.

[Alien5]

Have you seen Point Blank (1967) also precinct 13 (1976) .

both of those 60s/70s film are good to watch stoned.

[Hairbautt]

omg just saw LOST finale

[n00bz0r]

just downloaded the entire season.
will watch it soon.

[brotherdoobie]

They should introduce Gilligan as a character on Lost. That would prolly be awesome.


-bd

[Hairbautt]

:lol: That'd kick ass.

[brotherdoobie]

Gilligan will be played by Sam Eliot. A bit of a change from Bob Denver.

[KFlint]

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3351/midget2.jpg

Stop petting midgets :mellow:

[Alien5]

lol keep em coming, werk now laterzYOUCUNTS!

[Skiz]

bd, don't read the below:

Rockets bishes!!1

Clutch City! :01:

[Barbarossa]

What happened next.

http://www.hdimage.org/images/gvvjuem0s63llbyian0_k4vsjpg.jpg (http://www.hdimage.org/)

Where's this image gone :(

EDIT: Oh, it's back. :frusty:

[Skweeky]

Feck. Ben's bottom tooth has come through, he's not responding well to teething. Been sicked on once, had to change my whole outfit. Then he was sick all over himself again. Projectile vomiting is horrible.

He's asleep on my lap now, and despite being washed and having his tooth and gums brushed, he still smells of sick. Lovely

[Barbarossa]

wait until the back teeth start, they're the killers.

[Skweeky]

The worst thing is, he had egg for breakfast :sick:

[Snee]

Stupid work computer won't work with dual screens or internets spaceships or anything :no:

[Hairbautt]

The worst thing is, he had egg for breakfast :sick:
:unsure: I thought babies weren't suppose to eat eggs for the first two years.

[Skweeky]

6 months apparently. I thought it was a year but my health visitor told me yesterday it's 6 months.

[Barbarossa]

Are you sure it was the tooth making him sick and not the egg?

[Skweeky]

Yeah, he had the same thing last week just before the first tooth cut through. The second one is about to come out so I'm thinking that's it. He only had one bite of the egg. Refused to eat this morning because of sore gums.

[Barbarossa]

Bored again :dabs:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/picture.php?albumid=245&pictureid=18205

[Barbarossa]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/picture.php?albumid=245&pictureid=18206

[Barbarossa]

Bin Laden's new best mate.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/picture.php?albumid=245&pictureid=18207

[Skweeky]

I'm bored too.

[Barbarossa]

546 users currently online.

What the fuck are they all doing?

[Skweeky]

Being tards.

[Hairbautt]

This is the third fucking time I've had to call the water-pump guy within the last 4 months. Goddamn ants keep shorting out the power box on my water pump.

I've had no water since last night which means I havn't bathed or washed my hands since yesterday.

[Hairbautt]

I'm starting to believe that I can smell my own funk.

[Barbarossa]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/picture.php?albumid=245&pictureid=18209

[KFlint]

:lol::lol:

[Skweeky]

This is the third fucking time I've had to call the water-pump guy within the last 4 months. Goddamn ants keep shorting out the power box on my water pump.

I've had no water since last night which means I havn't bathed or washed my hands since yesterday.


Fuck sake Herbert, do you live in Africa?

[Barbarossa]

Worse than that. Florida :no:

Edit: also, dirty bastard.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/picture.php?albumid=245&pictureid=18211

[Hairbautt]

:snooty: The fuck's wrong with Florida?

[Barbarossa]

It keeps getting blown away by hurricanes.

Stupid place to live.

[Hairbautt]

http://members.cox.net/picturepro/Florida.jpg
http://www.yougottareadthis.com/img/al-gore-florida-voter-1.jpg
http://www.thekjs.essex.sch.uk/yates/Documents/Votergate/florida%20ballot.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/florida-babes-demotivational-poster.jpg

[Hairbautt]

Pay particular attention to that last one, cawkmunch.

By the way, it's lovebug season which means:

http://www.myspacecoast.com/Articles/images/16MacGregor-531--Love-Bugs.jpg

Your windshield will look like a horde of guys that just jizzed on it.

[Barbarossa]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/picture.php?albumid=245&pictureid=18216

[Barbarossa]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/picture.php?albumid=245&pictureid=18224

[brotherdoobie]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/picture.php?albumid=245&pictureid=18209


:glag:


-bd

[CrabGirl]

Fuckarseshitpantscocksuckwankclungetourettesup?

[chalice]

Fuckarseshitpantscocksuckwankclungetourettesup?

Marry me.

[Mr. Mulder]

:glag: :glag: :glag: @ all the allen orsumness!1

[Mr. Mulder]

just been helping my landlady move all her ex husbands stuffs into the garage, got in after an 11 hour shift, its pissing down with rain and she says will ewe plz help me with all these heavy boxes?? i was all lol, no. but then she said pls, you can have something in return ...i said ewe know what i want :sneaky: so she's gonna bake me a cake :happy:

victory cake >*

[brotherdoobie]

Cake is win. I would have done the same.


-bd :happy:

[Skweeky]

Mouldy, how come you do wankstain jobs?

[Skweeky]

On other news; Ben and myself were in the local paper this week. It was an article about breastfeeding support groups. I suggested we all got our tits out. Strangely enough, this proposition was not met with any enthusiasm from the other mums.

[100%]

Other mums simply do not understand the simplicity and necessity of their mobile food unites.

Cows laugh at humans.

[Skweeky]

They're so handy as well.

[Mr. Mulder]

On other news; Ben and myself were in the local paper this week. It was an article about breastfeeding support groups. I suggested we all got our tits out. Strangely enough, this proposition was not met with any enthusiasm from the other mums.
http://webpages.charter.net/schmitty69/Smilies/quagmire.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/schmitty69/Smilies/quagmire.gifhttp://webpages.charter.net/schmitty69/Smilies/quagmire.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

Mouldy, how come you do wankstain jobs?
wut? :eyebrows:

[100%]

And semi-automatic refillable
yet
have potential to blind you in whiteness.

:lethal:

[enoughfakefiles]

Cuntsuploungepeople !!1111!!:01:

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmgkpCUt6D0

[enoughfakefiles]

I wonder if they'll be some Burnley tickets left tomorrow for Wembley :dry:

[KFlint]

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/4412/allen1.jpg

A boy or a girl?

[KFlint]

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9869/allen2.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.kontraband.co.uk/videos/17492/Wolverine-in-30-Seconds/

soew trew.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/17481/1.gif

giggty giggty.

[enoughfakefiles]

Lipstick, that's all wimin think about :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

that lipstick that numbs >*

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/17435/1.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/17317/1.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

i like the way the one on the rights bewbs nearly give her two black eyes :drool:

[chalice]

Graffito on a wall on my neighbouring street- 'Free Josef Fritzel'.

True story.

[Mr. Mulder]

just watched lost, it was all kinds of wtf and win, is it on next week or was that the end?

one one thing i didn't like though, i can't believe they actually said "if that's charactername then who's that in there?" How fucking lame was that! and then when Richard said "zoiks, i dunno Scoob lets get out of here" that just brought it down even more!

Juliettes got massive tits, you can tell they try to play them down :smilie4:


/gym, bbl

[Mr. Mulder]

backsup, down to 11 stone 1, nearly in the 10s ftw :01:

[Proper Bo]

cunting 'boro have just gone ahead:pinch:

[Snee]

It just said "LIVE" on a thread-row. Like midway between the link and the counters.

What's tesco...I mean RealitY breaking now?

EDit: Actually, it's positioned right to the left of the paperclip, once there's room in the window, but anyways.

[CrabGirl]

It's been there for a few days

[Proper Bo]

fuckingfuckfuckityfuck 0-1:fist:

[Skiz]

It just said "LIVE" on a thread-row. Like midway between the link and the counters.

What's tesco...I mean RealitY breaking now?

EDit: Actually, it's positioned right to the left of the paperclip, once there's room in the window, but anyways.


Posts within 5 minutes from the last post are automatically added without the need to refresh the page. It's sorta tough to explain.... someone more articulate than myself will have to explain it. :ermm:

[Skiz]

I just remembered its my birfday today. :o

[Skiz]

I've got no plans though.... :emo:

[tesco]

I just remembered its my birfday today. :o
:glag:

edit: Also, happy birthday :w00t:

[Proper Bo]

fucking goal disallowed:angry:

[Proper Bo]

also, happy burfday skizo:01:

[Proper Bo]

oh ffs, hull have equalised:fist:

[Proper Bo]

fuck, bassong's off.
it's not looking good:no:

[Mr. Mulder]

just watched teh pacifier on the tellybox, it flippin rawked - vin diesel is probably the greatest actor ever made.

[Snee]

I saw the caprica pilot before. It was grate and I want MOAR.

[Snee]

just watched teh pacifier on the tellybox, it flippin rawked - vin diesel is probably the greatest actor ever made.

Have you seen Babylon A.D. yet?

[enoughfakefiles]

Glad we sold Kyle Lafferty now :lol:

JjAX3_g5JXs

[Skweeky]

Did anyone see the Germany entry for Eurovision. That Von Teese missus is one hot lady. :drool:

[Alien5]

Good day

I think you pro, that is why I was intrested to contact with you. At this moment, Im looking for movies, tv-shows etc. archive. May be you know guys, who can upload it to my from torrents, ftps?

Also I was interested to ask you, if you already worked with ftp, what is best ftp for you? Just as I know, some ftps give faster and bigger income then torrents...

Sorry for my english, its not perfect

[Something Else]

Revenge is sweet. :shifty:

[Alien5]

I must admit, these funny pms are are your fault.

[KFlint]

I just remembered its my birfday today. :o

Happy birthday !

[Something Else]

I must admit, these funny pms are are your fault.

Send him this.

http://www.phillyd.tv/wp-content/uploads/aids-chart-5021-1238169131-17.jpg

[KFlint]

:lol:

I assume the 2 women and a man 3-way is a safe practice...:whistling

[Skweeky]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Something Else]

Looks like someone is using his mum's internets. :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks. i are just got in from my dad's 50th burfday party or something else.

I had some orsum to the max curry and lager and tabs:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

evesup, jizzcocks. i are just got in from my dad's 50th burfday party or something else.

I had some orsum to the max curry and lager and tabs:smilie4:
its like the last supper or something else if jebus had the choice :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

tikka masala i trust? none of that filthy brown food? :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

just watched teh pacifier on the tellybox, it flippin rawked - vin diesel is probably the greatest actor ever made.

Have you seen Babylon A.D. yet?
yeah that rawked so hard, so very very hard! not got round to watching caprica yet :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

Looks like someone is using his mum's internets. :eyebrows:

That was me, a wee bit drunkard.

[Mr. Mulder]

just got a call from the ex misses, she was all :emo:

[Something Else]

Looks like someone is using his mum's internets. :eyebrows:

That was me, a wee bit drunkard.


:lol:

Respect.

[Something Else]

just got a call from the ex misses, she was all :emo:


Womanicer. :no:

[Sextent]

Did you tell her you were bedding a woman half her age.

[Skiz]

Hungover.

[Mr. Mulder]

Did you tell her you were bedding a woman half her age.
someone who's eight and a half? :blink:

(you wouldn't believe how many attempts at working that out it took, i was coming up with all kinds of numbers :lol: )

[Mr. Mulder]

wurking 6am to 6pm tomorrow, that's about 30 laptops all in all plus any base units that come in :emo:

[Something Else]

:O

That's loike a hundered hours.

[Skweeky]

Fuck sake, what a day.

Ben puked around noon today, puked again in the car. Had him sitting on my lap when I noticed a rash in his neck. Turned out his whole wee body was covered in it. It was nearly scarlet with blisters on top. Then he vomited again.
Phoned NHS24/7 and got an appointment for the out of hours clinic. As soon as I hung up, Ben's wee ears had swollen to about twice their original size.

Phoned 999, ambulance came. They had to give him oxygen before taking him to the hospital, got oxygen again in the ambulance.

By the time we got to the hospital, most of the rash had disappeared and he was happpy as larry again. Half an hour later it flared up again.

Turns out he had an anaphalactoid shock reaction to egg.

I'm knackered. :cry:

[Something Else]

Yikes. Does that mean he's allergic to egg?

:console:

[Mr. Mulder]

you must have been shitting bricks when it happened! good job its not an illness or anything, better its something wot can be controlled lyke :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

I was perfectly calm actuallly. I function well in emergency situations.

It was nasty to see though. Plus, I had to wait in the hospital for 3 hours, stinking of vomit because Ben had been sick all over me just before the ambulance arrived and I wasn't at home, so couldn't even put a different top on.

As for the egg thing; we won't know what the problem really is until he's been seen by a specialist. For now, I'm to avoid all things with egg in them.

[100%]

That must have been a nightmare. Poor baby. Great you reacted immediately.

[Barbarossa]

Crikey! Hope Ben is OK.

Are you going to sue your health visitor though :unsure:

[Snee]

wurking 6am to 6pm tomorrow, that's about 30 laptops all in all plus any base units that come in :emo:

My Acer netbook was sent off to naziland for fixing last month.

Those pikey germans tried to steal my spotify password and I dunno wot else, got a notification that someone had tried to recover my password and stuff while that was in Germany.

When it came back it also ran slow as fuck, without any explanation, I ended up repartitioning it and (obviously) reformatting after. I half suspect they planted a trojan.

What happens at your company if you try any of that? :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

My father-in-law's laptop went away to be repaired and when it came back it ran as slow as fuck.

Turns out they were simply incompetent, and didn't put one of the memory sticks back in properly.

Not that that helps you or anything, I just wanted to share.

[Barbarossa]

Looks like the "Live Thread" thing has been turned off, then :unsure:

[Snee]

My father-in-law's laptop went away to be repaired and when it came back it ran as slow as fuck.

Turns out they were simply incompetent, and didn't put one of the memory sticks back in properly.

Not that that helps you or anything, I just wanted to share.

The ram was actually one of the first things I checked. As in checked so everything showed up right in the operating system (the thing is a right bastard to pick apart, and there's a chance of voiding my warranty if I do :dabs:).

Seems to be fine after the reformat and that, though.

[Skweeky]

Crikey! Hope Ben is OK.

Are you going to sue your health visitor though :unsure:


I can't exaclty sue her because Ben is allergic to something.
I had a look online though and most websites seem to say it's ok to give babies the egg yolk, but not the egg white. She could have bloody mentioned that :dry:

Just came back from doc's; he's going to be referred to a paediatrician to follow this up. Have to keep Piriton on me at all time, and depending on what the outcome of this is, may have to keep anti-allergy shots on me.

Poor wee man will never be allowed to have cakes etc. And quiche. What a shame.

[CrabGirl]

He might grow out of it. I was allergic to eggs when I was little but I'm fine now.

[Snee]

So. Our owners have backstabbed us in a new exciting way, once again. Looks like they're slowly phasing us out. They're working to replace our system with their own on yet another contract.

I guess we've had a good run :dabs:

This leaves, uh, the power plant, and maybe the railroads.

[Snee]

And I'm kind of not fond of the railroad people. Or the management at the power plant, for that matter.

[Skweeky]

It would be well funny if you worked in a power plant though. Homer Simpson jokes ftw!

[Proper Bo]

I are just been looking at my uniform order sheet, how the cunting fuck am I supposed to know what size gloves I need?

[Barbarossa]

What size hands do you have?

http://www.pricedright.co.uk/content/gloves.cfm

[Proper Bo]

My hand's roughly one span wide:schnauz:

[Barbarossa]

See my link or do something else.

[Proper Bo]

I saw it but surprisingly don't keep a tape measure handy at the computer.

[Barbarossa]

That is a surprise :O

[Skweeky]

I saw it but surprisingly don't keep a tape measure handy at the computer.

I bet mouldy does.