Last one to post wins the internets

[Alien5]

I can eat whatever I want as long as it makes me look fat.:happy:

[Skweeky]

I can eat whatever I want as long as go to the gym. :smilie4:


I used to be like that. These days I'm lucky if I get to the gym twice a week and eating has become a function that must be done quickly :(

[Something Else]

I've never understood why people go to gyms. It seems totally senseless to pay someone to move their stuff around.

Get a job.

[Skweeky]

Because some of us are into things like Yoga and enjoy going to the classes.

[brotherdoobie]

I can eat whatever I want as long as go to the gym. :smilie4:

Stfu, Busy. It goes straight to your ass, girl.



-bd

[Skiz]

I can eat whatever I want as long as go to the gym. :smilie4:


I used to be like that. These days I'm lucky if I get to the gym twice a week and eating has become a function that must be done quickly :(

Never underestimate pushups, situps, and crunches. You can find time for a simple workout. :)

[Skiz]

I can eat whatever I want as long as go to the gym. :smilie4:

Stfu, Busy. It goes straight to your ass, girl.



-bd

No wai. I got my body fat measured at the gym last year and was at 8%. Beat that bishes!!11 :01:

[Skiz]

In other newz, I was at the hot tub earlier trying to give the ol ankle some love, and some dude came up wanting to talk religion n stuff. I was all like, woah...look at the time... :o

[brotherdoobie]

What a cawk job. Talking about religion while in or near a hot tub is plain wrong. You should of punched his cunt through his brain.



-bd

[C-mos]

I've never understood why people go to gyms. It seems totally senseless to pay someone to move their stuff around.

Get a job.
lazy bastard :(

[Something Else]

I've never understood why people go to gyms. It seems totally senseless to pay someone to move their stuff around.

Get a job.
lazy bastard :(

:whoosh:

[Snee]

Too many fuckwits posting here nowadays :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

i was only gonna say sup :emo:

[Skweeky]

Sup jamtarts

[Skiz]

May be you search all my post? I have many "spam" post
Baned me please?


Signature? In what infringement

I don't understand either of those statements.
Baned me please. You understand?

I don't need to ban you. If you don't want your account any longer, don't use it.

I will offend you publicly or you baned me

oh noes... :dabs:

[Something Else]

get ready for some epic self pwnage. :fear:

[Alien5]

:slap:

[callum]

Signature? In what infringement

I don't understand either of those statements.
Baned me please. You understand?

I don't need to ban you. If you don't want your account any longer, don't use it.


with people like that, I really think it is best if you just do what they ask.

But before you do, call them a cunt, then insult their mother, then ban them before they have the chance to reply.

[Skiz]

He put "skiz fack donkey" in his sig and avatar. :cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

you should smash his fucking face in!

[Mr. Mulder]

sup :smilie4:

[benchez' mum]

Worksoup. :mellow:

[Skweeky]

Afternoonsup.

Just had a bacon roll, innit. Fucking well tasty.

[JPaul]

Tom Watson, eh. What's that all about I mean ffs.

[brotherdoobie]

Tom Watson, eh. What's that all about I mean ffs.

Steroids.


-bd

[enoughfakefiles]

Poor tiger :O

[brotherdoobie]

Tiger, choked.


-bd :yup:

[Amber]

Can i be the last?

[enoughfakefiles]

Yes.

[Alien5]

:lol:

[Something Else]

Smoking cures weight problems...eventually..

[JPaul]

Waiting cures smoke problems ... sometimes

[Mr. Mulder]

sup, dawgs :smilie4:

just been for a big fuck off massive run, dunno how many miles it was - probably a million :smilie4: got a 10k on friday...

/porridge

[Mr. Mulder]

srysly though, i am shit at running, 10k's a struggle and ive been asked if i want to do a half marathon in august

...what's needed is some sort of sports training montage :eyebrows:

i've been watching the rocky boxset while eating biscuits but that doesn't seem to be helping at all, do you think its broken? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

installing m$ awffice so i can edit my c.v, decided to move and change jawbs again :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Are you finally moving up north? :wub:

[Skweeky]

Are you finally moving up north? :wub:

[Mr. Mulder]

oop north, no wais :no:

i don't feel that eastbourne is gay enough so im trying for brighton ....i say im trying, im giving my c.v to a load of aidjencies and letting them do all the grunt wurk :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

finished sprewsing up my c.v, it is the fucking bawls! It's even got pictures on it, i shit you not :smilie4:

[Something Else]

Brighton is much more win than Eastbourne mate. You'll love it. It's burd (and ghey) city.

[C-mos]

I am so wastedddddd

[Skiz]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2hfsygz.jpg

[Skiz]

http://i26.tinypic.com/5vq2o3.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/2val2ft.jpg

[Skweeky]

oop north, no wais :no:

i don't feel that eastbourne is gay enough so im trying for brighton ....i say im trying, im giving my c.v to a load of aidjencies and letting them do all the grunt wurk :smilie4:

I have a feeling Newcastle would be your spiritual home.

[CrabGirl]

Brighton is much better than Eastbourne. It's got culture, life, good shopping, and lots of fun things to do, and far fewer pensioners.

[JPaul]

finished sprewsing up my c.v, it is the fucking bawls! It's even got pictures on it, i shit you not :smilie4:

Pictures of what :ermm:

[Skweeky]

Pictures of his most epic shagging sessions of course :lol:

[Alien5]

Pictures of his most epic shagging sessions of course :lol:this (http://www.sexinfo101.com/sexualpositions.shtml)

[Skweeky]

Pictures of his most epic shagging sessions of course :lol:this (http://www.sexinfo101.com/sexualpositions.shtml)

Gold Allen, gold.

[Mr. Mulder]

back to shitty work today after a week off :emo:

/wrists

[brotherdoobie]

I've managed to quit for four months, CG. It's been rough sailing, but I believe it's possible that I may have finally kicked the habit.

How's it going for you?

[Voetsek]

Ek het jou lief

[enoughfakefiles]

Waarom praten wij in nederlands :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Ziet er Afrikaans uit, niet Nederlands.

[Mr. Mulder]

durka durka druka, bitches :smilie4:

[Snee]

durka durka druka, bitches :smilie4:

vrNWerRthqY

[CrabGirl]

I've managed to quit for four months, CG. It's been rough sailing, but I believe it's possible that I may have finally kicked the habit.

How's it going for you?

Not bad lovely. I've managed to re-quit after restarting, and I'm doing well. I unfortunately have swine flu at the moment and feeling pretty lousy. Bloody Midlands people infesting me.

[Skweeky]

:o You've actually got swine flu?

[Skweeky]

Fucking bastards from work declined myt flexible hours request. I have no way of adhering to full time shift hours. They didn't even do me the courtesy of making me redundant last month. Cunts.

Seeing an employment lawyer on Friday, but I have a sneaking suspicion I don't have a leg to stand on.

[Mr. Mulder]

you should go in there and FUCK THEM UP!111 JUST FUCKING FUCK THEM TO FUCK WITH A FUCKING BASEBALL BAT OR A FUCKING BRICK FUCK!1



/going for a run :emo:

[Skweeky]

:wub:

[Barbarossa]

http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/66433/1248131317/badmusic.jpg
(from b3ta)

:lol:

[enoughfakefiles]

Fucking bastards from work declined myt flexible hours request. I have no way of adhering to full time shift hours. They didn't even do me the courtesy of making me redundant last month. Cunts.

Seeing an employment lawyer on Friday, but I have a sneaking suspicion I don't have a leg to stand on.

They have to give good reason to decline your request though :unsure:

[Snee]

vbK9xTy7m-A

Commercial for a laundry detergent. Proper marketing, unlike the crap wot we have nowadays.

[CrabGirl]

Fucking bastards from work declined myt flexible hours request. I have no way of adhering to full time shift hours. They didn't even do me the courtesy of making me redundant last month. Cunts.

Seeing an employment lawyer on Friday, but I have a sneaking suspicion I don't have a leg to stand on.

They have to give good reason to decline your request though :unsure:

I think they are being very harsh. If you have no way of doing your full time hours because you are a parent they should make reasonable adjustment to your working hours, or at least I thought that's the way it worked. :ermm:

[Alien5]

its raining

[Alien5]

again

[Alien5]

yes

[Mr. Mulder]

running a 10k tomorrow, i say running its going to be more jogging at a comfortable pace :smilie4:

[Alien5]

jogtube :yes:

[Skweeky]

I didn't think the words ' jogging' and 'comfortable' could go together.

[Mr. Mulder]

they go together lyke secks and guitar hero!111

half day today, bitchez!11111111 :01: :01: :01:

[Amber]

yeeah, but i dont think so :(

[Skweeky]

You don't think so what hen?

Giwtar hewro and secks you say? I likes it!

[zema]

thats it!

No more - poll is closed

[Hairbautt]

http://nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/virginity-rates1.jpg

[enoughfakefiles]

Can it grow back :unsure:

[zema]

The end!!!

[Snee]

Fuckwit begone.

[Mr. Mulder]

sup interwebs :smilie4:

nailed my 10k last noight, 47mins 15 seconds = win :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Dear interwebs,

is there no copy of crank 2 where the audio doesn't sound like aids? i've stolen two different releases now, both sound like they were filmed in small pub toilet :fist:

[benchez' mum]

The one I watched was fine. :unsure:

[tesco]

There's a dvdrip posted.
I haven't watched it, assuming it should sound good since it's a dbdrip not a cam or some crap like that.
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-movie-nzbs-80/t-crank-high-voltage-2009-dvdrip-xvid-bestdivx-360661

[benchez' mum]

How convenient. I don't think he does the usenets tho' :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

what the fuck is a usernet? :huh:

[Mr. Mulder]

drinking one of those new mcdonalds cadburys caramel milkshakes, it tastes like jesus has cum in my mouth!11111111 i only went out for bacon and this life changing event has happened!111 :o :o :o

also emailed my c.v off to six different aidjencies, at least one of those cunts should get back to me even if its just to say stfu :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

and to another 4 aidjencies ftw, time for some celebration cakes :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[Something Else]

I found a job on Gumtree earlier. Flyering for some club in the West End. It said to apply by text message, so I did.
My phone rang shortly afterwards and it there was a cockney, wideboy on the end of the line.
The first thing he said was 'Are you gay?' :blink:

I said No, and he replied. 'Do you hate gays?' . I said No, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. He said ok. 'Be at this bar at 10 P.M. Don't talk to the guys on the door or they'll kick your fucking head in. Don't ask for me or they'll kick your fucking head in. Don't say you're there for a job or they'll kick your fucking head in.'
Then he said i'd be on trial for an hour and a half, and if I was good I could stay until 2:30 AM.

I'm not sure if I should go now.

[Mr. Mulder]

I found a job on Gumtree earlier. Flyering for some club in the West End. It said to apply by text message, so I did.
My phone rang shortly afterwards and it there was a cockney, wideboy on the end of the line.
The first thing he said was 'Are you gay?' :blink:

I said No, and he replied. 'Do you hate gays?' . I said No, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. He said ok. 'Be at this bar at 10 P.M. Don't talk to the guys on the door or they'll kick your fucking head in. Don't ask for me or they'll kick your fucking head in. Don't say you're there for a job or they'll kick your fucking head in.'
Then he said i'd be on trial for an hour and a half, and if I was good I could stay until 2:30 AM.

I'm not sure if I should go now.
ewe do know that guy was probably JAMES BOND!111111111 if you don't go for it you'll turn into one of those gays you hate so much :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

...so very very much :no:

[Skweeky]

Who ever knew hippie boy was a homohater :no:

[Something Else]

Speaking of which. Did you go thro' with that docking with another man thing in the end. :unsure:

[Something Else]

Who ever knew hippie boy was a homohater :no:

Hoi. I'm as ghey as the next window. :dry:

---------------- Listening to: Baby Heuy - Hard times (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/baby+heuy/track/hard+times) via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)

[Skweeky]

Meh

[Mr. Mulder]

Dear interwebs,

is there no copy of crank 2 where the audio doesn't sound like aids? i've stolen two different releases now, both sound like they were filmed in small pub toilet :fist:
the very day after i post that Crank.2.High.Voltage.2009.DVDRip.XviD-BeStDivX turns up on mininova's front page with a billion seeds :hooray:

jason statham is an absolute leg-end! take a look at his training regime, he is a mentalist. http://www.menshealth.co.uk/Fitness-&-muscle/The-complete-Jason-Statham-workout/v3

[Snee]

Sf8cM7f6P2I

That shit is off the hook and fucking manly to the max.

And this, this is italian:

http://privat.bahnhof.se/wb798551/linjer.jpg

+

http://privat.bahnhof.se/wb798551/vietato.jpg
:blink:

[enoughfakefiles]

Is it a cycle path then :eyebrows:

[Snee]

Yeah, and for the sober cyclist, at that.

[Alien5]

I found a job on Gumtree earlier. Flyering for some club in the West End. It said to apply by text message, so I did.
My phone rang shortly afterwards and it there was a cockney, wideboy on the end of the line.
The first thing he said was 'Are you gay?' :blink:

I said No, and he replied. 'Do you hate gays?' . I said No, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. He said ok. 'Be at this bar at 10 P.M. Don't talk to the guys on the door or they'll kick your fucking head in. Don't ask for me or they'll kick your fucking head in. Don't say you're there for a job or they'll kick your fucking head in.'
Then he said i'd be on trial for an hour and a half, and if I was good I could stay until 2:30 AM.

I'm not sure if I should go now.
ewe do know that guy was probably JAMES BOND!111111111 if you don't go for it you'll turn into one of those gays you hate so much :no:'Are you gay? :lol: :unsure:

Thats the best interview question ive herd since, 'so why [insert job title here]?

[Skiz]

:lol:

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6189/dancingstormtrooper.gif

[Hairbautt]

Freakin' sweet.

DELL released AlienFX's LightFX for my XPS system.

/trance

[brotherdoobie]

Freakin' sweet.

DELL released AlienFX's LightFX for my XPS system.

/trance


There goes any hope of you ever being productive on the computer, Harry. :deerinheadlights:



-bd

[Alien5]

at work, a girl i work with looks really unhappy, as she stares at her iphone i ask her 'whats wrong?''
i checked my husbands profile on a social netwerking site that gives updates on his profile page about what he's currently doing on the computer', found out he was watching loads of porn a few days ago while she was out.
'Is that normal' she asks
'ermm yeah for a lot of men it is normal' :blink:

[Hairbautt]

Freakin' sweet.

DELL released AlienFX's LightFX for my XPS system.

/trance


There goes any hope of you ever being productive on the computer, Harry. :deerinheadlights:



-bd
Just the implication that I was productive before is, I find, very satisfying.

For myself.

[Hairbautt]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2574/3754664418_dc1e110002.jpg

[Barbarossa]

It's kind of a shame the one in the middle isn't a fat hairy bloke.

For lulz, like.

[Barbarossa]

:dabs:

http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/leiafantasy.jpg (http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk)

[Mr. Mulder]

that hairy one in the middle is teh hawt!1 does she she have an uglier sister who's willing to settle!111? :o

[enoughfakefiles]

that hairy one in the middle is teh hawt!1 does she she have an uglier sister who's willing to settle!111? :o

One with tatoo's and things :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

And a hairy minge

[Skweeky]

So, my photographs will be up in one of the local restaurants, starting from tomorrow. Bring on the commissions!

[Hairbautt]

:dabs:

http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/leiafantasy.jpg (http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk)
hahahaha

[Hairbautt]

:dabs: Why would you do such a thing?

[Barbarossa]

So, my photographs will be up in one of the local restaurants, starting from tomorrow. Bring on the commissions!

The one with your tits out, or some others? :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

So, my photographs will be up in one of the local restaurants, starting from tomorrow. Bring on the commissions!

The one with your tits out, or some others? :unsure:

Link :smilie4:

[inter_webz]

uhh. dont know what going on

[enoughfakefiles]

Where?

[Skweeky]

So, my photographs will be up in one of the local restaurants, starting from tomorrow. Bring on the commissions!

The one with your tits out, or some others? :unsure:


Some others :dry:

[Alien5]

The one with your tits out, or some others? :unsure:


Some others :dry:

Some others with your tits out, or?:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

got tomorrow off work you HAIRY MUTHAS!111111

[Skiz]

I got this Friday and the two weeks following off werk! :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

you disgust and arouse me :no:

roight, im off to brighton for the day - l8rs


xoxox

[Skiz]

Enjoy. :kiss:

[Skiz]

I just thought about that. I'll have 17 days in a row off. :wacko:

Going to a house in Florida (http://www.homeaway.com/vacation-rental/p243831) for several days next week with friends. It's gonna be the tits!

Might do a quick road trip to New Orleans after that. :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

I've been off for 10 months. Amateurs.

[Hairbautt]

I just thought about that. I'll have 17 days in a row off. :wacko:

Going to a house in Florida (http://www.homeaway.com/vacation-rental/p243831) for several days next week with friends. It's gonna be the tits!

Might do a quick road trip to New Orleans after that. :smilie4:
cum visit me.

[Hairbautt]

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/17657/screennames1.png

http://www.cracked.com/funny-1214-username-translator/

ahhaha it's true...

[Skweeky]

So the husband, myself and some friends are thinking about going on a houseboat tour in Southern India. Any of you lot ever been?

[Skweeky]

Tonight I shall mostly be rediscovering Tracy Chapman. Thank you for your attention.

[Alien5]

never been, im going back to the Land of cheap knock off designer gear, roadside insect snacks and massages + ****

[Skweeky]

Glasgow's southside?

[Alien5]

:lol: The Land of the Glaswegian kiss.

[Skiz]

I just thought about that. I'll have 17 days in a row off. :wacko:

Going to a house in Florida (http://www.homeaway.com/vacation-rental/p243831) for several days next week with friends. It's gonna be the tits!

Might do a quick road trip to New Orleans after that. :smilie4:
cum visit me.

You're in Tampa though, right? That's wai too far. :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

So the husband, myself and some friends are thinking about going on a houseboat tour in Southern India. Any of you lot ever been?

No, but I've been on a boat on the Norfolk Broads. It's probably quite similar :idunno:

"Port" means "Left", if that's any help :smilie4:

[Something Else]

Did you piss off some farmers while you were there. :unsure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd4zj5kfn8o

[brotherdoobie]

My groin is about to fall of or something else.



-doobs :ermm:

[Barbarossa]

You gotta love the Partridge :lol:

[Proper Bo]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8177945.stm
:cry:

[Barbarossa]

Sad :(

I liked him. He was a gentleman and a scholar.

[Barbarossa]

In other news, I've had a very good week on b3ta.

I've currently got two images on the FrontPage, and two completely different images on the popular page.

:hooray:

[Skiz]

Got a new iPhone 3GS.

Interwebs speed test shows 1.91Mbps!!111 :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

Did you piss off some farmers while you were there. :unsure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd4zj5kfn8o
classic win.

[callum]

Did you piss off some farmers while you were there. :unsure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd4zj5kfn8o
classic win.

You should post a Partridge clip every Friday night, I'd think you were more awesome than I do already.

[callum]

Oh wait, you quoted it, cunt.

[brotherdoobie]

In other news, I've had a very good week on b3ta.

I've currently got two images on the FrontPage, and two completely different images on the popular page.

:hooray:

Excellent, Barbs. The Pearl With A Girl Earring is brilliant.



-doobs :happy:

[benchez' mum]

Agreed. The barbs is on fire this week.

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh wait, you quoted it, cunt.
I'll quote you if you're not careful :kiss:


someone remind me again, if you block someone on msn - do they know you've blocked them? There's just one really annoying person (some cawk from the gym) I want to appear off-line to all the time without him knowing, would blocking him do this? in windows live messenger? :eyebrows:

[Skiz]

They get a message saying they're blocked.

[tesco]

They get a message saying they're blocked.
It always used to just show you as offline to your blocked contacts, they had no way of knowing if you've blocked them.
It would be pretty stupid for live mesenger to start telling people that they were blocked because I've blocked so many people over the years under the assumption that they wouldn't ever find out. :blink:

ffs i've blocked annoying family members. If they found out... :unsure:

[Skiz]

I'm pretty sure that's what happens. :unsure:

I've just blocked you. What happens if you try to send a message to me?

[tesco]

I'm pretty sure that's what happens. :unsure:

I've just blocked you. What happens if you try to send a message to me?
It just says that you're offline. ;)

[Skiz]

I stand corrected. :snooty:

Is that why you've been "offline" for like 4 years in a row? :sneaky:

[tesco]

:sly:

[Mr. Mulder]

its lyke THE FUCKING MATRIX OR SOMETHING ELSE!1111 :o

[Alien5]

http://spoiledphotos.com/content/1348/resized/spoiledphotos-1218961870-56508.jpg?1236411544

[Skiz]

Zoinks!

[Mr. Mulder]

cawk it :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

Does anyone know anything about inline skates??? I've chatting to this girl who does a bit of skating down the sea front (as most do down here) and i told her I also do that and now she's called me up on it and wants to go together one evening next week so i need to buy some skates fast! But i don't want to buy a shit pair that are gonna fall apart, what makes a good pair of inline skates? :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

Hey mouldy, I used to be into that kind of stuff. I am talking about 10 - 15 years ago now, but I used to have Roces skates. They're not professional skates or anything but they're pretty decent for the money. I had a look online and they are still widely available.

[tesco]

Does anyone know anything about inline skates??? I've chatting to this girl who does a bit of skating down the sea front (as most do down here) and i told her I also do that and now she's called me up on it and wants to go together one evening next week so i need to buy some skates fast! But i don't want to buy a shit pair that are gonna fall apart, what makes a good pair of inline skates? :eyebrows:
What I remember from when I was a kid was that you have to go with the ones with soft (rubber?) wheels, not the hard wheels. The hard wheels suck.:yup:
Most if not all of the not-cheap ones come with the nice soft wheels anyway.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, but you can buy the wheels separately and it works out cheaper usually.

[Biggles]

Does anyone know anything about inline skates??? I've chatting to this girl who does a bit of skating down the sea front (as most do down here) and i told her I also do that and now she's called me up on it and wants to go together one evening next week so i need to buy some skates fast! But i don't want to buy a shit pair that are gonna fall apart, what makes a good pair of inline skates? :eyebrows:

I would suggest a couple of hours practising too - otherwise she might suspect you were telling porkies. It might make the skates look a bit less suspiciously new.

Just a thought like....not that I would practice such deceit strategies. :sneaky:

[tesco]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2uogpqg.jpg

[Barbarossa]

Does anyone know anything about inline skates??? I've chatting to this girl who does a bit of skating down the sea front (as most do down here) and i told her I also do that and now she's called me up on it and wants to go together one evening next week so i need to buy some skates fast! But i don't want to buy a shit pair that are gonna fall apart, what makes a good pair of inline skates? :eyebrows:

:glag: :earl:

You should really have your own TV show. :cool:

[CrabGirl]

Does anyone know anything about inline skates??? I've chatting to this girl who does a bit of skating down the sea front (as most do down here) and i told her I also do that and now she's called me up on it and wants to go together one evening next week so i need to buy some skates fast! But i don't want to buy a shit pair that are gonna fall apart, what makes a good pair of inline skates? :eyebrows:

:glag: :earl:

You should really have your own TV show. :cool:

Oh Jesus. He really should. I want to lurk around the sea-front just to see the flapping arms, the bruised bum and the unimpressed woman! Best of luck Muldy.

[cinephilia]

Aaaahahaha hahahaha haahahaaaa

[C-mos]

cinephilia , are you bored ? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Roight, during my 11 HOUR SHIFT today i went into town and bought some inlines, they were meant to be around sixty quid but they had them for half price and i think they look the part? they've got soft wheels which the 10 year old that served me said was great and will last?? :unsure: But as Les said, I need to break them in and make them looked loved so after gym tonight im gonna get an hours practice in - the dates tomorrow so no real time other than tonight, could maybe skate to and from work tomorrow... :ermm: then after skating its off for a drink then back to mine where i'll try it on :happy:

[tesco]

Roight, during my 11 HOUR SHIFT today i went into town and bought some inlines, they were meant to be around sixty quid but they had them for half price and i think they look the part? they've got soft wheels which the 10 year old that served me said was great and will last?? :unsure: But as Les said, I need to break them in and make them looked loved so after gym tonight im gonna get an hours practice in - the dates tomorrow so no real time other than tonight, could maybe skate to and from work tomorrow... :ermm: then after skating its off for a drink then back to mine where i'll try it on :happy:
Just scrape them on the ground a little bit to make them look used and abused. :P

[Skweeky]

Exactly, give them a few scrapes.

I can't believe you just spent 30 quid on a pair of skates you will probably only use once, just to get a hole. Would it not have been cheaper calling a hooker? :unsure:

[Skweeky]

I'd started watching that 'The curious case of Benjamin Button' It was Shit. That's right, with a capital S.

[tesco]

I'd started watching that 'The curious case of Benjamin Button' It was Shit. That's right, with a capital S.
Yup, I thought so too. I didn't make it far in. Heard the same from others as well.

[Mr. Mulder]

Exactly, give them a few scrapes.

I can't believe you just spent 30 quid on a pair of skates you will probably only use once, just to get a hole. Would it not have been cheaper calling a hooker? :unsure:
too easy :no:

[Skweeky]

yeah, but you could have added extra excitement by not using a condom. Then we could all have a sweepstake to see what STD you got off her and you would have made your money back.

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe can't get superherpes more than once :snooty:

besides, she's well nice!1 - she's the same age as me and has a proper full time job, its a really grown up sounding job too and she speaks with a uber posh accent :o

[Skweeky]

Yeah, but are you in it for the relationship potential or for the dirty secks?

[Mr. Mulder]

Racist.


/bed, another 11 hour shift tomorrow :cry:

[Lilmiss]

My in-line skates have long retired to the deep, depths of the spare room. Somewhere behind the ever-flowing washing basket. :ermm:

[KushBlow]

/pow

[Mitch423]

I think I'll throw my hat in the ring...

[KushBlow]

Bad idea.

[enoughfakefiles]

What's a bad idea?

[KushBlow]

What's a bad idea?

You know damn right!

[Biggles]

I think I'll throw my hat in the ring...

Is that one of those ghey sex euphemisms?

[Zip]

My cat's breath smells like cat food!

[Alien5]

My cat food smells like cat's breath!

[Something Else]

I think I'll throw my hat in the ring...

Is that one of those ghey sex euphemisms?

That made me :lol: :earl:

[The_Martinator]

I think I'll throw my hat in the ring...

Is that one of those ghey sex euphemisms?

I think you're supposed to throw your name in the hat, lulz.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurd-up muh bitchez, Wednesdays date went very well, seeing her again tomorrow ftw :smilie4:

[KushBlow]

wurd-up muh bitchez, Wednesdays date went very well, seeing her again tomorrow ftw :smilie4:

Make sure to inflate her ahead of time.

[Barbarossa]

wurd-up muh bitchez, Wednesdays date went very well, seeing her again tomorrow ftw :smilie4:

Did you fall over? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

:mellow:

[Barbarossa]

Did it hurt? :console:

[Mr. Mulder]

wurd-up muh bitchez, Wednesdays date went very well, seeing her again tomorrow ftw :smilie4:

Did you fall over? :unsure:
Nope, we only skate for lyke 15 minutes ftw!111 :01: then we went in the sea (just our feet) went out for food, went back to mine for some drinks then called it a night, she's a classy burd so no sexy thym just yet :noes:

[Skweeky]

Classy burds? You? :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

:snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

/another 6am start today, i've been in at six everyday since thursday last week - worked both sat and sun and (starting at six) and doing the same this weekend - wracked up 30 hours overtime in 9 days - i fucking live their these days :emo:


l8rs xxxx

[enoughfakefiles]

Are computer breakdowns at a all time high :unsure:

[Alien5]

i had about 2 days off last month, all 12 hour shifts.

except the times they let me go early. :cool:

[Something Else]

If I was them, i'd let you go so early, you didn't even arrive. :smilie4:

[Alien5]

That would be nice but if i don't go to work, they phone me to get me to cover someone else's shift.

[Skweeky]

If I was them, i'd let you go so early, you didn't even arrive. :smilie4:


:lol: :earl:

[Alien5]

its good when they pay you for 12 hours but you only have to go in for half a day.

[Cheese]

its good when they pay you for 12 hours but you only have to go in for half a day.

Half a day being 12 hours that sounds kinda of ... normal.

[callum]

shhh! if he starts taking an interest in things like counting, he might work out how shit his wage is.

[momassalha]

the 20$ its for me man:).

[Alien5]

Yeah its ok if you do muchos overtime :cool:

This time next week, I'll be in Bangkok mostly eating Delicious Asian Street food like Pan-fried Insects while callum will mostly be eating scottish deep fried Mars Bars mmmm yummy haha.

[Mr. Mulder]

deep fried mars bars :drool:

backfromwurksup, inspected 26 units today :smilie4: and had my unit inspected last night ftw :smilie4:


/off swimming, toodles.

[callum]

Yeah its ok if you do muchos overtime :cool:

This time next week, I'll be in Bangkok mostly eating Delicious Asian Street food like Pan-fried Insects while callum will mostly be eating scottish deep fried Mars Bars mmmm yummy haha.

You going back to fuck some ladyboys again then?

I've never ate a deep fried mars bar, never mind a Scottish one, whatever that is. Even if I had I'm pretty sure I'd prefer it to pan-fried insects.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Jihadbait.jpg

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Dirty_Mind560.jpg

:drool:

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Shocker634.jpg

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Party_Girl.jpg

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Michal_Moar.jpghttp://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Icing.jpg
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Want_Pancakes.jpg
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Wow392.jpg

:o

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Conservation.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

larst day of overtime tomorrow ftw :01: :01: :01: :01: :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

fyi, im gonna eat some posh cereal wots got nuts and fruit innit and do sit-ups while watching big brother then phone teh misses then maybe watch something on the iplayer in bed then wake up at half 4 for wurk as i have teh keys then eat some moar cereal and have a wash and stuffs then walk to work while drinkng cheap immitaion red bull then fix internets for 7 hours - fact.

its lyke that nikulus kage film where he knows wots gonna happen because he's read it, con air i think its called :eyebrows:

[Alien5]

Yeah its ok if you do muchos overtime :cool:

This time next week, I'll be in Bangkok mostly eating Delicious Asian Street food like Pan-fried Insects while callum will mostly be eating scottish deep fried Mars Bars mmmm yummy haha.

You going back to fuck some ladyboys again then?

I've never ate a deep fried mars bar, never mind a Scottish one, whatever that is. Even if I had I'm pretty sure I'd prefer it to pan-fried insects. If someone offered you the chance to fuck a ladyboy through a gloryhole would you take it? :p

[100%]

http://www.todayandtomorrow.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/brezhnev.gif

[Something Else]

:lol:

Genius Zed.

[callum]

You going back to fuck some ladyboys again then?

I've never ate a deep fried mars bar, never mind a Scottish one, whatever that is. Even if I had I'm pretty sure I'd prefer it to pan-fried insects. If someone offered you the chance to fuck a ladyboy through a gloryhole would you take it? :p

No, that's actually gayer than just fucking a ladyboy normally.

[Skweeky]

fyi, im gonna eat some posh cereal wots got nuts and fruit innit and do sit-ups while watching big brother then phone teh misses then maybe watch something on the iplayer in bed then wake up at half 4 for wurk as i have teh keys then eat some moar cereal and have a wash and stuffs then walk to work while drinkng cheap immitaion red bull then fix internets for 7 hours - fact.

its lyke that nikulus kage film where he knows wots gonna happen because he's read it, con air i think its called :eyebrows:

Knowing?

[Skweeky]

Currently listening to ILO - Rapture. What a sexy song

[IdolEyes787]

ILO,:sick:ectric Light Orchestra?

[KushBlow]

ILO,:sick:ectric Light Orchestra?

Come again?

[IdolEyes787]

:sick: = ill .Does that help at all ?


Fucked if I know what ILO is anyway.

[Skiz]

:glag:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfOQ3O4kD3I

[Rart]

ROFL. Pure win.

[KushBlow]

ROFL. Pure win.

At first I was like;

http://i31.tinypic.com/qqzkld.jpg

But then;

http://i28.tinypic.com/a1l83b.jpg

:P

[Rart]

Yes.

FST filters out caps :(

[Mr. Mulder]

jews and blacks too :o

[Skiz]

Too bad we don't filter the tards. :no:

[benchez' mum]

A member of Virgin Media's sales team accidentally deleted my entire account. Phone, TV and Internets. :pinch:

They say they are very sorry, but are taking ages to sort it out.

[Skiz]

:hooray:

I think I just won the thread. Wasn't the time frame 48 hours between posts and you win? :unsure:

[benchez' mum]

No idea what you're talking about, but it sounds like mong.

[Zip]

:hooray:

I think I just won the thread. Wasn't the time frame 48 hours between posts and you win? :unsure:
Maybe, but benchez's mom posted before the 48 hour gap thingy. :happy:

edit: if my brain worked correctly I think she posted 40 hours after your post, Skiz.

[benchez' mum]

Let's err on the side of caution and assume your brain didn't work correctly.

[Zip]

Then Skiz probably won.

[Zip]

Congratulations! :hooray:

[benchez' mum]

Conversation is not competition. You cunt.

Now go and have an unfortunate accident, or do something else.

Just because skizo is posting like a buffoon today, doesn't mean you should. :dry:

[Zip]

Conversation is not competition. You cunt.

Now go and have an unfortunate accident, or do something else.
I don't want to do something else. :fear:

[Barbarossa]

I can't find the original thread with the rules on.

Not that I particularly care, but I think you're right, it was only 40 hours :dry:

[Skiz]

orly?

08-10-09, 04:18 PM
Today, 08:06 AM

Isn't today Thursday, making it the 13th? I'm on vacation so my days are all fucked up and I could be completely wrong, and multiple people are saying I am, so... :pinch:

[Barbarossa]

Today is wednesday you fuckwit :glag:

[Barbarossa]

On the plus side you've now got an extra day's vacation to enjoy that you didn't know about :smilie4:

[benchez' mum]

Do they do wednesdays in the states? It is a rather long word.

Have fun Internets gheymers. :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

Barack Obama has abolished wednesdays.

Nothing good ever happens on wednesdays anyway, so he says.

[benchez' mum]

:eyebrows:

My new jawb as a PC repair / install person is win.

[Skweeky]

I've got interview with Dell tomorrow, true story.

[Something Else]

Oh noes. Dell are nearly as bad as AIDSVG who mulder used to work for.

What'll you be doing? Setting up PCs to catch fire if upgraded I presume.

[Skweeky]

Naw, convincing people to use a support system what you have to pay extra for so you can do it yourself. :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

good luck with you intervewe, tell them you've got to spend money to make money and you'll sleep with anyone to get to the top :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

:eyebrows:

My new jawb as a PC repair / install person is win.
wat!1? you're an interwebs fixerer now? :eyebrows:

[Something Else]

Only part thyme. I'm exploring some new avenues.

[C-mos]

like ?