Last one to post wins the internets

[Alien5]

because he's actually half american.

[Something Else]

So he's funner and funnier then. Self harshing again. :no:

[chalice]

When you mentioned the concert the other day, you didn't say who it was.
This evening, when you mentioned it again and didn't say who it was, I became suspicious and decided to investigate. I was hoping it was someone shit like.

A google search of "concert belfast 5th july", brought up results of Madonna, Britains Got Talent and Bryan Adams. On closer inspection the dates turned out to be wrong, I felt a bit let down.

It'd have been brilliant if you were talking about the britains got talent tour.


I was prolly the only one in the audience who had a clue about all the songs sang and tried to show my appreciation in an appropriate manner.

The missus says I was behaving like a spastic.Then I found out Lucy Wainwright Roche had played in Belfast tonight and you've mentioned her before, so mystery solved.

I might seem like a mental internet stalker/sherlock holmes, but it actually took less time than it did to type this post.

The upshot is that someone actually reads wot I post. And I'll thank you for that at the very least. I had to cut the gig short cos we had to get the last train home.

You observation of me far exceeds allen's, obviousment. Being that allen is a fat cunt who hangs around elephants.

[Alien5]

i take the piss out of someone for a laugh

like we all do

then someone says That's not very nice, allen or benchez whatever.....
huh?

[Something Else]

Chavless. I've been listening to that Lucy Wainwright Roche album you made me steal off the internets a fair bit. It's pretty kewl.

Also, Trackmania Nations Forever (Free to play online) http://www.focus-files.com/game/ or GTFO . Somebody play with me please. :emo:

[Something Else]

i take the piss out of someone for a laugh

like we all do

then someone says That's not very nice, allen or benchez whatever.....

i just think....huh?


No need to be harsh mate. :no:

[chalice]

i take the piss out of someone for a laugh

like we all do

then someone says That's not very nice, allen or benchez whatever.....

i just think....huh?


No need to be harsh mate. :no:

Damn right.

He burnt me. He burnt me bad.

I is licking my fingers before I hit a letter on my keyboards.

[Alien5]

i take the piss out of someone for a laugh

like we all do

then someone says That's not very nice, allen or benchez whatever.....

i just think....huh?


No need to be harsh mate. :no:

you're one of the harshest people here, i know how harsh you can be with your photoshops. :lol:

[Something Else]

Hoi. I was going easy on you.

[Alien5]

i was talking about fstrulz etc.


you harshed them off, don't deny it.

[Something Else]

I'm going to have to do that to you now. Otherwise your point won't be proved.

[chalice]

Chavless. I've been listening to that Lucy Wainwright Roche album you made me steal off the internets a fair bit. It's pretty kewl.

Also, Trackmania Nations Forever (Free to play online) http://www.focus-files.com/game/ or GTFO . Somebody play with me please. :emo:

Never got around to thanking you for stealing yon for me.

If you could stick it up, I'd appreciate it.

Btw, when did allen suddenly become an utter cawk?

I knew he was a cawk, like. But he's an utter one now.

[Alien5]

btw im going on holiday now

see you in 2 months

:p

[chalice]

Take your fucking time, cawk.

[Something Else]

Sticking Lucy up to the max.

Happy hols Mr.AllenS.

[callum]

I wonder if he's going back to Thailand. I've always wondered why single men like to go there, on there own, on holiday, for long periods of time.

[Alien5]

I wonder if he's going back to Thailand. I've always wondered why single men like to go there, on there own, on holiday, for long periods of time.

for the same reason single brit women go to some turkish resorts, quality food, weather, people, shopping, beaches....

[chalice]

I wonder if he's going back to Thailand. I've always wondered why single men like to go there, on there own, on holiday, for long periods of time.

for the same reason single brit women go to some turkish resorts, quality food, weather, people, shopping, beaches....

And to find someone who might actually give a fuck what they say.

Good luck with that, fatty.

[Alien5]

And to find someone who might actually give a fuck what they say.


...and who knows how to cook. :unsure:


true story like.

[chalice]

And to find someone who might actually give a fuck what they say.

Were you skinny before your parents decided to split? Notice I didn't say 'married', like. Parents like yours don't get married.

Soon as 'dad' disappeared, Allen hit the gummy bears and worse.

That phoatie looks like he was feeding the elephants but the elephants was feeding him.

:fear:

[Alien5]

i guess i do look fat there

it seems to all accumulate in the belly tho' :unsure:

[chalice]

i guess i do look fat there

it seems to all accumulate in the belly tho' :unsure:

:lol:

You're a fat cunt, mate.

I still like you but.

The same way I like burgers.

[Alien5]

:lol::emo::sadwalk: G'Night all.

[chalice]

:lol::emo::sadwalk: G'Night all.

Good night. How does it feel to be a boring and stupid cunt?

Try eating your pillow. It's Smokey Bacon flavor.

Fucking flid, like.

:no:

[brotherdoobie]

I'm eating some bacon and browsing...a bit bored...not from the bacon, however...from the board...


sigh...

[Skiz]

btw im going on holiday now

see you in 2 months

:p

Didn't you just get a new job? :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

The whole internetz is dead. Where the fuck is everyone?

Have you all died of swine-flu?

:unsure:

[Snee]

I'm working.

[Barbarossa]

:ghey:

[Something Else]

I'm watching The Wire in my pants and complaining to Virgin about all the advertising calls I get on my new phone line. I haven't even given my number to anyone yet FFS. :fist:

[Snee]

:ghey:

I was doing manly stuff with a screwdriver, actually.

[chalice]

I'm doing a fucking wank training course for work today.

I cannot accurately express how fucking shite it is. I don't know anybody and they're all plebs of the lowest order.

Shite.

[Skiz]

http://i37.tinypic.com/nyidmw.gif

[Something Else]

:lol: :earl: That is winsome and thensome.

LWR8M on the other internets btw Mr.lice

[Alien5]

btw im going on holiday now

see you in 2 months

:p

Didn't you just get a new job? :unsure:

no im still doing the same thing, just got home, eating pepperoni pizza. :pizza:

[thewizeard]

I don't have all that much time any more so let me volunteer!

[Snee]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Fertility.jpg

[Snee]

merkins, lulz.

[Skweeky]

I think that's an urban legend. I heard a similar story a few years ago about a very strict religous couple in Zeeland (The Netherlands).

[thewizeard]

Snee are you pregnant?

{I}{K}{E} < ----how are you keeping long time no see !

[thewizeard]

I think that's an urban legend. I heard a similar story a few years ago about a very strict religous couple in Zeeland (The Netherlands).
That could possibly be true Sonja, there are some wierd sects here! :O

[Snee]

I think that's an urban legend. I heard a similar story a few years ago about a very strict religous couple in Zeeland (The Netherlands).

He's a doctor, mang.

A man of science.

[Snee]

Snee are you pregnant?

{I}{K}{E} < ----how are you keeping long time no see !

:sly:

[Alien5]

:slap:

[Skweeky]

I think that's an urban legend. I heard a similar story a few years ago about a very strict religous couple in Zeeland (The Netherlands).
That could possibly be true Sonja, there are some wierd sects here! :O


You don't live in Zeeland though:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

wurd-up, SUCKAS!11!1 :smilie4:

[lovewalrus]

Anyone wanna play Trackmania Nations. :emo:

[Skiz]

Listening to 'B.I.G - Gimmie The Loot' on repeat. I forgot how genius this track was. :O

[vegasx]

Feel the Groove? Dudes?

[Alien5]

That could possibly be true Sonja, there are some wierd sects here! :O


You don't live in Zeeland though:unsure:http://tsuzukusekai.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/1232784975565.jpg?w=500&h=333

[chalice]

My recently released from prison reprobate wee brother has just phoned me as I finished work.

By some fucked-up quirk of fate and the benefits system, he has just been backpaid 3 years worth of Incapacity Benefit amounting to about 3000 squids.

He's taking me out for several dozen pints tonight. Woo hoo!! I'm a bit dubious about it all though, cos when me and our kid go partying, it usually lasts for about a week.

For the benefit of Allen, this has been a true story brought to you courtesy of me. True story.

[Something Else]

:lol:

The Government is a genious.

[Skiz]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/22887506#22887506

:emo:

[Skiz]

Between all the hoopla and nonsense, there have actually been a few genuine moments.

Stevie Wonder, Magic Johnson, and Brooke Shields thus far have delivered some passionate speeches.

[vegasx]

^I'm gonna watch it later, since I don't have the time right now. But from what I glimpsed it's seem its very emoticional and respectfull like I had hoped. Peace Jackson ;)

[Skiz]

^I'm gonna watch it later, since I don't have the time right now. But from what I glimpsed it's seem its very emoticional and respectfull like I had hoped. Peace Jackson ;)

It's anything but "very emotional and respectful". It's an unorganized circus of celebs reading teleprompters and acting like they give a fuck. Stupid fans are screaming things out almost non stop and no one can get through 60 secs of talking without the place erupting in applause every time some dipshit yells "We love you Michael".

Other than the three people I named above, which were genuinely heartfelt contributions, it's been like some sort of awards show without the proper awards.

[Skweeky]

My recently released from prison reprobate wee brother has just phoned me as I finished work.

By some fucked-up quirk of fate and the benefits system, he has just been backpaid 3 years worth of Incapacity Benefit amounting to about 3000 squids.

He's taking me out for several dozen pints tonight. Woo hoo!! I'm a bit dubious about it all though, cos when me and our kid go partying, it usually lasts for about a week.

For the benefit of Allen, this has been a true story brought to you courtesy of me. True story.


Why was he in prison?

This intrigues me, I don't know anyone who knows anyone who's proper been to prison.

Well, Gem went to military prison for a month, but that doesn't really count.

[Skweeky]

You know what I fucking hate?

People on ebay who provide a Buy I Now option on their auction and then don't reply to you when you buy the fucking item.
I bought a jogging bugging almost two days ago because I wanted it quickly and because it was a decent price for it, slightly less than what they usually go for at auction. What is the use of allowing people to buy it there and then if you're not even going to check your bloody ebay?

And I also hate drivers who don't move over when you are approaching them in the fast lane. Especially if those people are driving a hired white van. Twats.

[chalice]

What, in the name of fuck, is a 'jogging bugging'?

Our kid went to jail cos he stole cars, robbed people and generally made a silly wee fuck of himself basically, btw.

I'm back now. Only had about 4 or 5 pints. Got a good bit of weed off of him though and now I'm woppified.

[enoughfakefiles]

Didn't you just get a new job? :unsure:

no im still doing the same thing, just got home, eating pepperoni pizza. :pizza:

You have a jawb eating pizza :unsure:

[Skweeky]

It's one of those buggies with big inflatable wheels, instead of the solid ones you usually get. We go for a lot of walks in the woods and the buggy we have just now isn't that great for it.

I was hoping he'd gone to jail for something more exciting... like erm... blowing a hole in a water reservoir.


In other news; the husband and the wee man have both been asleep for ages in the big bed. It's great cause I get to sit down here and watch whatever the hell I want on the telly and talk shite on here as well.

[Skiz]

Memorial service is over. After the family said a few last words, you could see MJ's daughter talking to the family on stage. She appeared to be all of 10 years old and apparently she wanted to say a few words as well.

Janet helped lower the microphone down and they all stood around her. She started crying up a fucking storm and just spoke a couple sentences to the effect of "He was the bestest daddy in the whole world. I miss you daddy." Then she just fell apart into tears and buried her face in Janet's abdomen and the family walked off stage, ending the service.

For all the nonsense in that memorial service and the past few days, that was just a sad reminder that underneath all of it, she's just a little girl who misses her dad. That was some sad shit. :cry:

[Skweeky]

Just saw that clip, that was heart breaking....

[Something Else]

I can't believe anyone watches or cares. :no:

[Alien5]

Rev. Al Sharpton made one motherfucker of a good speech, that shit made everyone in fucking the Staples Center stand up on their feet, clapping and cheering with a standing ovation.


“it was Michael Jackson who said ‘we are the world’ to feed the hungry long before Live Aid.”

http://www.nme.com/news/michael-jackson/45894

but Heal the World was recorded in 1991

Live Aid was held in 1985 :unsure:

[Skweeky]

I can't believe anyone watches or cares. :no:


't was on the news. At the end of the day Skiz is right, it's a little girl who just lost her dad. It doesn't matter who he was.

[Something Else]

I didn't read that far. :eyebrows:

[Alien5]

Is it coz he is Black









or white? :unsure:

[RPerry]

Rev. Al Sharpton made one motherfucker of a good speech, that shit made everyone in fucking the Staples Center stand up on their feet, clapping and cheering with a standing ovation.


“it was Michael Jackson who said ‘we are the world’ to feed the hungry long before Live Aid.”http://www.nme.com/news/michael-jackson/45894

but Heal the World was recorded in 1991

Live Aid was held in 1985 :unsure:

We are the world however WAS recorded in 1985. I think you are confused between heal the world and we are the world.

[Alien5]

Rev. Al Sharpton made one motherfucker of a good speech, that shit made everyone in fucking the Staples Center stand up on their feet, clapping and cheering with a standing ovation.

http://www.nme.com/news/michael-jackson/45894

but Heal the World was recorded in 1991

Live Aid was held in 1985 :unsure:

We are the world however WAS recorded in 1985. I think you are confused between heal the world and we are the world.thanks, but the rev was still wrong.:snooty:

We are the world was inspired by the charity single "Do They Know It's Christmas?" which had been released a few months prior in November 1984. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Are_the_World

[Barbarossa]

Allen is right. :yes:

I remember it well.

[ckrit]

I'm like totally incognito at work and stuff.

[ckrit]

We are the world however WAS recorded in 1985. I think you are confused between heal the world and we are the world.thanks, but the rev was still wrong.:snooty:

We are the world was inspired by the charity single "Do They Know It's Christmas?" which had been released a few months prior in November 1984. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Are_the_World
Nuuurds

[ckrit]

Allen is right. :yes:

I remember it well.

Hoi, fascist mod, when can I access the bt invite section/recieve pms/lick windows?:angry:

EDit: Did some idiot just put me on moderation?

[ckrit]

Quality moddage +1? :blink:

Or is it an automatic thing?

[Barbarossa]

What the fuck are you talking about Willis? :blink:

Oh, and to answer your earlier question, Read the Sticky, Dicky...

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-everything-related-board-9/t-requirements-access-bt-invites-section-send-pms-166005

[ckrit]

Have you no ip-tools anymore, you tard?

Also, I made a post that won't turn up, said it's awaiting review, or something.

[Barbarossa]

IPTools are for the weak

[Barbarossa]

The moddage was automatic because you quoted a post that contained RIAA or some such bollocks like that.

[ckrit]

Your face is for the weak.

[Barbarossa]

I could snap your arm like a twig

[ckrit]

The moddage was automatic because you quoted a post that contained RIAA or some such bollocks like that.

Quality. RIAA. Fucking.

(Testing)

[Barbarossa]

I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS :frusty:

[ckrit]

I could snap your arm like a twig

I could totally hunt you down and kill you for that.

I'm, also 'ard, me.

[Barbarossa]

I think certain words or phrases have a score, and if you exceed a maximum then you get shoved into the moderation queue.

Try selling some Nike Air trainers or something. I bet that goes straight in.

[Barbarossa]

I could snap your arm like a twig

I could totally hunt you down and kill you for that.

I'm, also 'ard, me.

Not as hard as Tom Leo, I'll warrant.

[ckrit]

Hello, I'm the king of Nigeria.

I've got some awesome seedbox fucking australian,,, naked girls. I sell cheap at http://crazy4gold.com WoW currency, nude gay porn. Deposit into my account, paypal. Enter account number and pin. Fucksocks. FTN invites cocks. Chinese economy is built on them. Free cheap, visits to my site. Only $45.95 and a bucket of viagra. Sale on prescription drugs and college diplomas now £££ to be save. Enlarge your endowments, sweet deal.

With regards, penis.

[ckrit]

I dunno about your point system theory, tbh.

[Barbarossa]

You may have a point :dabs:


Also.... :glag:

[ckrit]

Currently still trying to update this piece of shit laptop the management gave me instead of a proper computer :dabs:

Only one bsod and three freeze-ups thus far.

And since they've not given me an install disc for the os, I've not been able to do a reformat and start over yet. Finding and getting rid of the crap the nubs have left in is like a barrel of laughs and archeology all rolled up in one.

Have had to remove two shitty and broken antivirus install and a bunch of trials.

They'd not even made me an account on it, but luckily some smurf set a blank admin password at some point, so I got in and was able to set up a new account.

If the crap left in here is an indicator of what kind of people the main branch hires, I don't really understand how they manage to do anything over there.

[ckrit]

Oh, look. Firefox crashed. Twice.

[Barbarossa]

Have you tried that Iron browser?

http://www.srware.net/en/software_srware_iron.php

It's basically Google Chrome without all the google snooping and tracking.

[ckrit]

That's pretty cool.

I might install it alongside FF to use for my private browsing, like.

[Something Else]

Can't you wipe their PC and start over. It sounds like it's been properly rumbuggered.

[Skiz]

Rev. Al Sharpton made one motherfucker of a good speech, that shit made everyone in fucking the Staples Center stand up on their feet, clapping and cheering with a standing ovation.



Sharpton is a moran and a racist fuck. He doesn't care about that family or anyone else. He wouldn't have been there if weren't for all the media coverage or if Jackson was white. I read in the newspaper yesterday that that wasn't even the first time he's given that exact same speech. :pinch:

[Skiz]

Hello, I'm the king of Nigeria.

I've got some awesome seedbox fucking australian,,, naked girls. I sell cheap at http://crazy4gold.com WoW currency, nude gay porn. Deposit into my account, paypal. Enter account number and pin. Fucksocks. FTN invites cocks. Chinese economy is built on them. Free cheap, visits to my site. Only $45.95 and a bucket of viagra. Sale on prescription drugs and college diplomas now £££ to be save. Enlarge your endowments, sweet deal.

With regards, penis.

Quality spammage. :glag:

Also, the spam filter only looks at a members first 5 posts or something. After that, you're clear to post whatever.

[Something Else]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmRTUNh1vPo

[Mr. Mulder]

wurd-up, cunt badgerers.

two moar days then a whole week off work, kiss my face!1

[Skweeky]

Your face? Really? I would consider your peen, but your face?

[Mr. Mulder]

what the fucks wrong with my face!?1 IS IT BECAUSE ITS BLACK!111111??!1?!

Racists have to kiss my peen slowly with extra tongue.

[Mr. Mulder]

speaking of peen kissing, got that burd coming down sunday :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

she doesn't have a peen lyke, i do.

[Mr. Mulder]

just to clear that up lyke

[Imagine_If]

Mr. Mulder, I presume!

[tesco]

I think certain words or phrases have a score, and if you exceed a maximum then you get shoved into the moderation queue.

Try selling some Nike Air trainers or something. I bet that goes straight in.
It's not that complicated.
It just needs to find 1 word out of a list. But it only affects the first 2 posts an account makes.;)

[Something Else]

Now all the spambots know how to circumvent it. Good job guys. :slap:

[Skiz]

I'm sure the bots are paying close attention to the discussion. :rolleyes:

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSqNx7vJLDE

[ckrit]

Can't you wipe their PC and start over. It sounds like it's been properly rumbuggered.

As soon as they give me a proper windows disc. Company PC so can't use something craxored. I just need an oem disc for xp pro, really. Prolly gonna end up converting a retail disc or something via the gift of nlite.

[ckrit]

Problem solved. The usb controller on the mobo went tits up. First I lost my keyboard and touchpad access, now it chokes on checking the usb controller during post.

Can't connect a new keyboard and enter bios so I can shut the controller off, since it has no ps2 ports, and no point in flashing the bios since I'm 99% sure it's a hardware issue through and through.

I'ma declare it a brick.

[ckrit]

It's working again atm :/

I'm trying to murder it with double instances of prime 95.

I need to test the ram, anyhow.

[Something Else]

I'm sure the bots are paying close attention to the discussion. :rolleyes:

Bots don't actually sign up for accounts at FST and post stuff. Spambots is the nickname for users that do that.

You didn't think it thro' :no:

[Something Else]

Can't you wipe their PC and start over. It sounds like it's been properly rumbuggered.

As soon as they give me a proper windows disc. Company PC so can't use something craxored. I just need an oem disc for xp pro, really. Prolly gonna end up converting a retail disc or something via the gift of nlite.

You can steal an OEM copy of XP off the interets.

[Snee]

Wo-gGes6qig

[ckrit]

As soon as they give me a proper windows disc. Company PC so can't use something craxored. I just need an oem disc for xp pro, really. Prolly gonna end up converting a retail disc or something via the gift of nlite.

You can steal an OEM copy of XP off the interets.

Torrenting from the office always goes over well.

[Something Else]

Bring it in on a duvdee, or do something else. :snooty:

[Snee]

It's borked anyhow. No point in spending any more time on it.

[Snee]

Wo-gGes6qig

So totally awesome.

[Hairbautt]

Love at last.


Hello
My name is miss Victoria i saw your
profile today on(forum.XXXXXX.com)and became interested
in you,i will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send a mail to
my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. i
believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address
above.Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters allot in
life. Please reply me with my email address here ([email protected])
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN
YOURS VICTORIA.

[Skiz]

:01:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCHtw6WbbnM

[Skiz]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/useravatar/avatar223808_1.gif

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcawks.

[Skweeky]

Looks like you won't have to be a virgin much longer Herbie.

[Skiz]

Lesbian Vampire Killers DVDRip XviD-DoNE

:smilie4:

[Glitterstep]

Maybe God bless the people of IRAN..!

[sampson]

That's just nonsense. :eyebrows:

[lovewalrus]

That Maybe nonsense.

/fixed.

[JPaul]

Evening cork suckers

[Alien5]

evening bellends. :eyebrows:

[enoughfakefiles]

Evening bawlbags :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

evesup, fanny failers

[JPaul]

:lol: fanny failers

[Snee]

If God liked bittards he'd have given them fully functional brains. Fact.

[JPaul]

If God liked bittards he'd have given them fully functional brains. Fact.

Then they wouldn't be .... right, I see what you did there.

[LubTheStaringCat]

If God liked bittards he'd have given them fully functional brains. Fact.

Is that from a personal experience:shifty:

[Snee]

Is that a really stupid question? 'cos that's what it looks like.

[Alien5]

oh no

[LubTheStaringCat]

Is that a really stupid question? 'cos that's what it looks like.

:noes::yup:

[Skweeky]

Is that a really stupid question? 'cos that's what it looks like.


Leave him alone now Snee; forcus has no time for waisters like you.

[Snee]

Is that a really stupid question? 'cos that's what it looks like.


Leave him alone now Snee; forcus has no time for waisters like you.

You're just whining about your best.

Go censor the prom queen.

[JPaul]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a278/cosycat/fatty.jpg

[Skiz]

** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
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You always over react. You do it anyway.
Hello! my new friend! Nice girl here!
I cam accross your email on some website. Don't remember exactly which one.
I am coming to your area in just few days and I need to find a male parnter overthere.
I hope we can go out together and you could show me around.
Drop me few lines at [email protected] so we can stay in touch. This is my personal mailbox I use for correspondence.
Please reply to my personal addie only, as I constantly check it.
I will show my picture If you decide to reply. I know there'll never be a time you'll ever feel the same. 'til you hear both sides.

:naughty:

[JPaul]

Get in there, how can it go wrong.

[Skweeky]

Leave him alone now Snee; forcus has no time for waisters like you.

You're just whining about your best.

Go censor the prom queen.


You're right. Those prom queens these days tend to have dirty fucking mouths.

[JPaul]

... dirty fucking mouths.

Three words that go well together :yup:

[benchez' mum]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a278/cosycat/fatty.jpg

Fatty Foulks. :unsure:

Didn't he stop a match by snapping the crossbar once.:unsure:

[Skiz]

What does "hammer and tack" mean? :unsure:

[JPaul]

What does "hammer and tack" mean? :unsure:

Give in, what does it mean.

[Skiz]

I dunno.

I was reading some headers and saw - "Yer should totally bring me hammer and tack a tee."

I don't have a fucking clue what that means. :unsure:

[JPaul]

Context man, we need context.

[Skiz]

Not sure. It was the title to a conversation that was going on and I didn't grab it.

[benchez' mum]

Golf.

[Skiz]

Fuck sakes... my spelling this morning is atrocious.

Must.... get....coffee...

[Mr. Mulder]

im gonna have secks tomorrow, with a woman :smilie4:

picking her up from london at 12ish then bringing her back here, its gonna be more epic than a slice of epic pie :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk1_kDJhyBk

does this look really good or really shit? there's a dvdrip of it come out... :unsure:

[Skweeky]

im gonna have secks tomorrow, with a woman :smilie4:

picking her up from london at 12ish then bringing her back here, its gonna be more epic than a slice of epic pie :smilie4:

Film it and post it here. Win+1

[Mr. Mulder]

she said she's up for taking pics during hawt secks, i'll pm them if it happens :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Brilliant! I shall be looking forward to that. Or, if you can wangle it to leave the webcam on, send me a link!

[Mr. Mulder]

what's even more hawter though is im going to make spag boll now, skawtish lean steak mince and dolmio's extra spicy sauce with fusilli pasta ....my vaginas getting wet just thinking about it :drool:

[JPaul]

You make it sound so appetising.

[Snee]

http://www.cracked.com/video_16363_star-trek-tng-rap-warning-explicit-lyrics.html something for ewe, arky.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.cracked.com/video_16363_star-trek-tng-rap-warning-explicit-lyrics.html something for ewe, arky.
"His bald head will make you sweat 'Cause he's a French motherfucker with a tasty baguette."

:glag:

epic win! i'm stealing that and putting it on my phone :happy:

snee's just earnt him self +10 man points for that :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

what's even more hawter though is im going to make spag boll now, skawtish lean steak mince and dolmio's extra spicy sauce with fusilli pasta ....my vaginas getting wet just thinking about it :drool:

omgwtfdudewickedwoot! I just had spag boll as well!

[brotherdoobie]

Burnt out. Work sux the biggest, sweatiest, hairiest bawls - ever.



-doobs

[Skweeky]

You should hoook up with the husband doobs, that's all he ever says as well.

I'm sure you both could come up with a fantastic business idea.

[brotherdoobie]

Your husband is in IT. Right?

-bd

[Skweeky]

Yup.

[Skweeky]

Let's make it intercontinental.

(that always reminds me of that Beastie Boys track; I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French Toast)

[brotherdoobie]

:lol:



-bd

[brotherdoobie]

I want toast and a glass of water. That is all.


-bd

[benchez' mum]

How about a nice spinello for after. :unsure:

[JPaul]

I haven't had French Toast for ages, like years and years.

I have had a cheese sandwich dipped in beaten egg and shallow fried. Which is kind of like French Toast, but not exactly French Toast.

[benchez' mum]

Mornsup/worksup Tile Sharing Folk. :mellow:

[benchez' mum]

I haven't had French Toast for ages, like years and years.

I have had a cheese sandwich dipped in beaten egg and shallow fried. Which is kind of like French Toast, but not exactly French Toast.

I believe that's called Eggy bread.

[JPaul]

I think you'll find it's a Cheese Dream.

[Skweeky]

Thank fuck, the husband is putting the wayne in his bed tonight. I'm fucking knackered. Yous bar stewards could have warned me that those first few months are not the most difficult. :snooty:

[JPaul]

Those are the easiest, mate.

[Alien5]

i would agree, a boy would be most difficult to look after from the age of one until age 16.

[Skweeky]

Those are the easiest, mate.


The little devil has gotten it into his head that from now on, he will cry and whinge around me, scream when I leave, and be a perfect child when I am not in the vicinity. He has also decided to wake up screaming twice a night, barely eat anything, get 3 tooth at the same time, refuse to nap throughout the day and wake up at 6AM every single day.:ermm:

Nonetheless, I love him to bits and I don't really mind that much. It would be nice to get some decent sleep though.

[Alien5]

google: how to stop kids crying

fourth link down sounds very effective:How to Stop Their Child From Crying in 30 Seconds Or Less.

[Skweeky]

He doesn't cry all that much Allen; as soon as I go in, he stops. It's just the way it is at this age. He's scared when he wakes up and I'm not there, and he's worried that I won't come back when I leave. He just needs to learn that I always come back.

As for the crying and whinging around me; the poor wee soul is teething and has an ear infection. You'd cry for less.

Read the article though, and it does sound very interesting. It's basically just a variation on the distraction technique.

[Alien5]

http://x.myspacecdn.com/images/blog/moods/iBrads/lazy.gif

[lovewalrus]

Babies don't cry. AllenS makes them cry. :no:

[Alien5]

:console:

[Skweeky]

http://x.myspacecdn.com/images/blog/moods/iBrads/lazy.gif


Why are you pretending to be a clam, Allen?

[Alien5]

Saw it Posted on another place and copied it to here, it doesn't mean anything.

[ckrit]

http://www.proofthatgodexists.org/

I got all the way to step 1 before I decided that site was made by a complete fuckwit.

[ckrit]

I mean: 'ANSWER THE WAY I WANT' or get directed to some disney site isn't actually compelling evidence of anything except the author being borderline retarded.

[lovewalrus]

http://www.proofthatgodexists.org/

I got all the way to step 1 before I decided that site was made by a complete fuckwit.

I'm not clicking that. It probably has the bad aids.

Adults shouldn't have imaginary friends. :no:

[Skiz]

I think bd is trying to "pwn" the lounge. :sneaky:

[brotherdoobie]

Nope. Just conversing with the hive, Skiz.



-bd

[Something Else]

Mornin USAians.

[brotherdoobie]

supupeein?


-bd :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

the past few days were somewhat fail somewhat win

had that burd come down for some sexytime on sunday, only problem was i got food poisoning just before and had stuff coming out of both ends :pinch: but i tried to blag my way through it, went up to london to pick her up and bring her back (trying not to shake or vomit on the way) we got back to mine, sat on the sofa and had a drink then i took her into my room to make sexytime and didn't seem to have much trouble getting it up, the only problem was i couldn't stop sweating ...it was dripping off me in streams and i couldn't stop shaking and the trhusting motions were 100% gonna make me throw up again, i was a fucking mess and she asked if i was ill so i came clean (after going down on her and making her cum, obvioumesnt).

i got a bit better as the day went on, we went down the beach - no beach bbq as planned though as i could eat nothing, got back to mine where i gave her a proper seeing to.

then we went into brighton the next day, got halfway round brighton and i had an epic relapse and thre up fucking everywhere in this poor little bars toilet, i litterly painted the walls - it was not pretty. we had to leave brighton and go straight back to mine where i slept for 4 hours, thn i woke up, then we went for a walk, then i gave her one. then we went to sleep. then we woke up, then i gave her another seeing to despite feeling like a badgers arse. then i took her back to london to get her bus.


end of :smilie4:

[Alien5]

BBQ'S and food poisoning (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=LXi&ei=o79dSo75IYWOjAeM68jfDQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=BBQS+and+food+poisoning&spell=1)

[Mr. Mulder]

hoi it wasn't my cewking lyke!1 :fist:

...pretty sure it was this sweet thai chili chicken baguette wot i got from this dodgy looking sammich shop wot did it :ermm:

[Alien5]

'k :mellow:

[Something Else]

the past few days were somewhat fail somewhat win

had that burd come down for some sexytime on sunday, only problem was i got food poisoning just before and had stuff coming out of both ends :pinch: but i tried to blag my way through it, went up to london to pick her up and bring her back (trying not to shake or vomit on the way) we got back to mine, sat on the sofa and had a drink then i took her into my room to make sexytime and didn't seem to have much trouble getting it up, the only problem was i couldn't stop sweating ...it was dripping off me in streams and i couldn't stop shaking and the trhusting motions were 100% gonna make me throw up again, i was a fucking mess and she asked if i was ill so i came clean (after going down on her and making her cum, obvioumesnt).

i got a bit better as the day went on, we went down the beach - no beach bbq as planned though as i could eat nothing, got back to mine where i gave her a proper seeing to.

then we went into brighton the next day, got halfway round brighton and i had an epic relapse and thre up fucking everywhere in this poor little bars toilet, i litterly painted the walls - it was not pretty. we had to leave brighton and go straight back to mine where i slept for 4 hours, thn i woke up, then we went for a walk, then i gave her one. then we went to sleep. then we woke up, then i gave her another seeing to despite feeling like a badgers arse. then i took her back to london to get her bus.


end of :smilie4:

:highfive:

[Mr. Mulder]

just stolen the hangover and terminator 8: terminate harder

i bet the hangover will be funny but not proper funny, just merkin funny so it wont actually make you laugh and it bet terminator 11 will have some awesome robot porn in it but at the same time be a bit shit :smilie4:

[Something Else]

I just stole those!!! I tried streaming them over to the tellybox in the living room using that TVersity app. Those dodgy screeners look ok on the tellybox. :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

im cybering with benchez on here and on facebook cept he's not really on facebook he's on pidgin so that's lyke some sort of FUCKED UP MATRIX STYLE CYRBING the lykes of which the interwebs has nevar seen before!11111 :o

[Skweeky]

WEIGHT! How come benchnez isn't cybering with me? :o

[Something Else]

You're not on our speshal facebewk chat thingy. :sadwalk:

[Barbarossa]

Can i cyber with you benchie?

[Something Else]

The more the orgier. :smilie4:

[Something Else]

That fillum they made from the series The Thick Of It was great. In The Loop it's called. Watch it, or do something else.

[Alien5]

ive got another stalker on facebewk :fear:

[Barbarossa]

mulder's facebook pic is hawt :yes:

[Skweeky]

You're not on our speshal facebewk chat thingy. :sadwalk:

You never invited me :(

[Something Else]

It's in the bottom corner, like. :rolleyes:

[Something Else]

---------------- Listening to: Ghost Dog - 06 - Kool G Rap - Cakes (http://www.hdimage.org/) via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)

-------------- Listening to: (http://www.hdimage.org/)Ghost Dog - 06 - Kool G Rap - Cakes (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/ghost+dog+-+06+-+kool+g+rap/track/cakes) via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)http://www.hdimage.org/images/3qsftzie9xln2z4yrq2b.gif

[Barbarossa]

*shakes head in dismay*

[Something Else]

:pinch:

[Barbarossa]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8499/blanktevez.jpg

[Something Else]

:glag: Genious. thanks for that.

Recognise my new avatoire anyone. :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

No, but TinEye found a similar image called Gurdjieff.jpg, which according to wikipedia belongs to a George Ivanovich Gurdjieff :swot:

TinEye is a firefox plugin a little bit like that face recognition facebewk app, as it goes :smilie4:

[Something Else]

Correct. Well done to you. This TinEye sounds intriguing. Reverse image search eh.

[Skweeky]

:glag: Genious. thanks for that.

Recognise my new avatoire anyone. :unsure:


Gurdjieff

[Skweeky]

:p

[Something Else]

:lol:

Sneaky Sonja. Sneaky like a fox.

[Alien5]

the inventor of smurf hats innit.

[Skweeky]

I was your inspiration for this Benchie, don't you forget

[Mr. Mulder]

*update of the last 3 hours

watched teh hangover, it started of funny but then got really really shit

had two coffees and eaten a big fuck-off belgium bun

signed up over the interwebs to a 10k for next week (providing wurk lets me take a half-day)

O2 said i could have a new mobility telephone, thinking either an n97 or i might be a complete gobshite and go with an ifone

i went to the toilet three times, each time it was for a number one - my piss was transparent, i've drank a lot today

and that brings us up to now :smilie4:

[Something Else]

I was your inspiration for this Benchie, don't you forget

The name of Skweeky shall ring out in eternity.

---------------- Listening to: Killarmy - Wu-Renegades (http://www.foxytunes.com/artist/killarmy/track/wu-renegades) via FoxyTunes (http://www.foxytunes.com/signatunes/)

[Alien5]

curry, pizza or chinese? :unsure:

[Something Else]

India, America or China. The choice is yours. If you're still working on that belly then the American is probably a good plan.

[Mr. Mulder]

curry, pizza or chinese? :unsure:
i read that as tikka masala or lesser foods :mellow:

[Alien5]

Indian it is then. :drool:

[Barbarossa]

Pizza is Italian, shirley :unsure:

[Alien5]

could be anything other than Italian round these parts.

European probably.

[Something Else]

Pizza is Italian, shirley :unsure:

Proper pizza is. Most London pizza is an american thing.

[Skiz]

Pizza is Italian, shirley :unsure:

Most London pizza is an american thing.

Not from what I hear. :whistling

[Mr. Mulder]

pizzas made by polish and serbs where i live :unsure:

[Alien5]

This thread is moving so fast.

[enoughfakefiles]

Everyone must've stopped for tea :unsure:

[Alien5]

mmm tea and Chocolate Digestives.

[Alien5]

im hungry

[Skweeky]

I wish I had a chocolate digestive.

I had some chocolate sea shells today though.

[Alien5]

chocolate anything would do.

[turin]

I'm eating dark 70% chocolate, he he

[Alien5]

???

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/So_Hungry.jpg


/brekfust

[ckrit]

My cunning plan to derail your thread did not work :(

[Alien5]

are you a troll?

[Snee]

Yes, yes he totally is. What a dick.

[Mr. Mulder]

/eating weetabix like a motherfucker.

[Skweeky]

Weetabix are brill. Especially with a squirt of honey on top

[Mr. Mulder]

i rape them in sugar like some sort of mentalist ant.

[Skweeky]

How are you not fat?

It's incredible, the amount of junk you eat!

[Skiz]

I can eat whatever I want as long as go to the gym. :smilie4: