Last one to post wins the internets

[Proper Bo]

Sounds like a genius to the max, like.
Thank fuck you turned out okay tho'

[Skweeky]

Chavis, I love reading about your brother; you should write a book about it or something else.

Miles better than that Roddy Doyle chap's stories!

[Skweeky]

BTW; can someone send me an invite for spotify per chance?

[Snee]

Hope you got help with that already cos I had a look at my account, and now you only get new invites for being a premium member, which means I don't have any to give :dabs:

Looking at Lost atm, almost caught up to the last aired ep. Mang it's convoluted. Not saying there's no entertainment value, though.

[Snee]

I'm ill, so was confined to bed all of yesterday and in bad shape most of this week, pretty much. Had to pass the time somehow, and I've already gone through a season and a half of House.

[Skweeky]

Yah, thebazzla kindly offered to help me :D

Is it manflu you have got or something less serious?

[thebazzla]

Yah, thebazzla kindly offered to help me :D

Is it manflu you have got or something less serious?just sent it to you :)

[Snee]

Yah, thebazzla kindly offered to help me :D

Is it manflu you have got or something less serious?

Dunno wtf it is. Prolly aids again.

[DamnYou]

Yah, thebazzla kindly offered to help me :D

Is it manflu you have got or something less serious?

Dunno wtf it is. Prolly aids again.

:ermm:

[Skweeky]

I did tell you to stay away from Mouldy. You should get checked for syphillis of you are using facebook

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/7508945/Facebook-linked-to-rise-in-syphilis.html

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN-NtEDYT3U

Britzkrieg bop!

[tesco]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2u5gqqa.gif wtf

[Hairbautt]

yea^ wtf

[Skiz]

Snee won the internets. It's been won quite a bit this year. :unsure:

[Snee]

Huzzah.

[Skweeky]

Meh - I slipped and fell on Wednesday and am now on crutches.
The husband just stood on a sharp kitchen utensil my darling son had craftily left lying about on the kitchen floor and now has a bleeding foot that is going to be bruised in the morning.

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks

[Hairbautt]

o lookie its pro bono and the squeak.

[Snee]

evesup, jizzcocks

Watup?

I had yesterday off cos it's easter, and did nearly nothing at all :01:

[Skiz]

It's been nearly a decade since I had a taste. I got a tiny bud from my buddy tonight before going home and dug deep for my old friend. After about 45 minutes of searching I finally found her. It's been a funny evening. :happy:


http://i41.tinypic.com/1ig5u1.jpg

[Snee]

Nice dildo, dewd.

[Skweeky]

I don't think using a glass dildo is a good idea Skiz - even for you masochistic Texans. :unsure:

[chalice]

All the eights.

Eight fucking thousand and fucking eight fucking hundred and fucking eighty fucking eight fucking posts.

Hai thenk ewe.

[chalice]

Meh - I slipped and fell on Wednesday and am now on crutches.
The husband just stood on a sharp kitchen utensil my darling son had craftily left lying about on the kitchen floor and now has a bleeding foot that is going to be bruised in the morning.

Just read this.

Hope you and the prospective are alright.

Did you it yourself checked and such, like?

[megabyteme]

Hope you are alright, skweeky. I ended up building a ramp up our front steps during the final weeks of the pregnancy. The wife wasn't getting around very good.

Are you able to take it easy these days?

[Skweeky]

I'm fine chavis, went to A&E just to make sure everything was ok, and everything is :)
The prospective (loving the term) is still very much alive and, especially kicking.

MBM - I finished work on Thursday there, so I'll be kicking back, as much as is possible with a 17-month old running around the house!

[chalice]

I'm fine chavis, went to A&E just to make sure everything was ok, and everything is :)
The prospective (loving the term) is still very much alive and, especially kicking.

MBM - I finished work on Thursday there, so I'll be kicking back, as much as is possible with a 17-month old running around the house!

Good, good and good.

[Skweeky]

Where do kids learn to scream like they are being murdered????
Where I ask you??? Where????

[chalice]

Where do kids learn to scream like they are being murdered????
Where I ask you??? Where????

Fairgrounds.

[Skweeky]

He's never been to one of those :dry:

[chalice]

The womb, then, innit.

[Skweeky]

Recent activities by the boy:

Emptying the kitchen drawer and spreading all pots and pans on the kitchen floor
Trying to climb on the table despite knowing very well he is not allowed
Pouring his drink over his toy car
Trying to eat his wellies
Sitting in the sofa eating grapes, then eating half of each one and hiding the other half in the back of the sofa

And this is after taking him out for walks, and plenty of play time outside!

[chalice]

Nothing wrong with that. He's a boy being a boy to the max.

If he didn't try to eat his wellies, I'd be worried.

[Skweeky]

I know, but I still have to tell him off without laughing! Do you know how hard that is???

[chalice]

Yes, dear. Yes I bloody well do.

[Skweeky]

I suppose you do as well :lol:

Are the girls any easier?

[chalice]

The girls are worse. Fact.

Ask yourself. She'll know.

[Skweeky]

I asked, she says she was too young to remember, but puberty was pretty bad.

[chalice]

I asked, she says she was too young to remember, but puberty was pretty bad.

At least once you drop the inevitable, you'll get back to having the trusty old periods.

Can't beat the periods, like.

It'll be like coming home.

[Skiz]

Nice dildo, dewd.

Thanks. :happy:

Maybe I should have posted in the anal secks thread. :huh:

[Skweeky]

I asked, she says she was too young to remember, but puberty was pretty bad.

At least once you drop the inevitable, you'll get back to having the trusty old periods.

Can't beat the periods, like.

It'll be like coming home.

Aye it'll be great. I wonder if there is a sale on hysterectomies this Easter.

[Skiz]

wellies = boogers? :unsure:

[Skiz]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wellies

:unsure:

[Skweeky]

Wellington Boots:

http://i15.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/82/87/6f29_1.JPG

That's what Ben's look like.

[chalice]

You are what you eat.

[Proper Bo]

I just won the motherflippin lottery!!!1:o

[Proper Bo]

£10, ftw:01:

[tesco]

Holy shit you have to buy us all drinks! :beer:

[Proper Bo]

I could probably buy half of canadia, like.

[tesco]

Probably all of it, like.

[Proper Bo]

I wouldn't want the whole thing.

[Proper Bo]

I've had enough of the internets for now, like.
I'll no doubt return in some unspecified length of time.
kthxbye.

[dagg3r]

40$ says, some one is gonna post after me. :(

[tesco]

I'll take that bet. :sly:

Oh, wait.

[dagg3r]

I'll take that bet. :sly:

Oh, wait.I guess, i didnt win internet but i sure won 40$ :lol:

[lucaslee]

may i have it ,lol

[Quarterquack]

The internets? Sure, if you can find all the super-sized routers that host the internet, a la South Park, it's all yours!

[BluCola]

lol nice try m8 XD

[jaghardig]

I win! :D

[tesco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA :lol:

[hQfRiDaYz]

tesco
:lol:

[chalice]

Just had the worst night ever.

My missus is a total spastic.

God help me.

[Quarterquack]

Just had the worst night ever.

My missus is a total spastic.

God help me.

You should convince her that you fucked her mother, as would be your reaction to the spastic folk around here. Or do you hold a double standard?

[chalice]

Just had the worst night ever.

My missus is a total spastic.

God help me.

You should convince her that you fucked her mother, as would be your reaction to the spastic folk around here. Or do you hold a double standard?

No. Her mother is a fucking spastic too.

Just last week she took to my nine year old daughter with a sharp end of fucking ruler. You can imagine how I feel about that.

You're a bit of a dickhead, aren't you, mate.

[Quarterquack]

I'm quite glad you noticed, couldn't gather up enough reasons to be sociable around here. Should I try to be more amicable, in your opinion?

EDIT: As far as your wife's mother is concerned, wow, what a whacko. You should stop visiting/having her around if she'll be a crazy old fart unwilling to change her ways.

[chalice]

My opinion counts for fuck all. True story.

Do you intend to stick around and perpetuate the 'dickhead' thing? Not that it matters.

Just asking.

[Quarterquack]

It's quite amusing around here, not to mention that I've been pursuing my degree in douchebaggery; and this seems like the perfect opportunity to pick up some quick experience, from the senile tempers round here. However, it's mostly the amusement that should keep me around these parts.

[chalice]

If you like it, stay.

If you don't, shut the fuck up, then. It is what it is.

Telling me I'm a cunt won't make it any better.

[Quarterquack]

Haha, I've really had it with you. You have remarkable patience. How come you blow your top off with QPD/TV_Controls really quickly, then? I've tried for a couple of days on end to see if you'd have a go at me, and you just wouldn't.

I really hope this isn't you developing a soft spot for a lounging rookie (there, I set one up for you again).

[chalice]

Haha, I've really had it with you. You have remarkable patience. How come you blow your top off with QPD/TV_Controls really quickly, then? I've tried for a couple of days on end to see if you'd have a go at me, and you just wouldn't.

I really hope this isn't you developing a soft spot for a lounging rookie (there, I set one up for you again).

I knows people. And I knows how to handle them.

You underestimate me quite unfairly, man.

[Quarterquack]

You underestimate me quite unfairly, man.

I figured as much ever since your very first reply to me, I thought that I could still crack you easily, though. Now, I realize it would be a shame doing that.

Well, if this is your idea of setting up an impasse, so be it. I'll bid the hostility farewell.

I have to ask, though, for the sake of curiosity: Who do you think would win, in a verbal spar between you and I?

[chalice]

Me.

[Quarterquack]

Me.

I thought you would assume as much.

[chalice]

Not cos you're, by any stretch, stupider than me, just cos I could avalanche you with forum in-jokes and you'd be stumbling about like an idiot while everyone else pished themselves laughing and stuff.

So, I suppose, it's not what you know but where you're from, innit.

[Quarterquack]

So, I suppose I'll have to stick around to cure my severe case of ignorance? Fair game, as I mentioned before, I do like it here, whether you believe me or not. Members (especially you) have a different quality of humor that I haven't associated with, ever since I moved out from under the Union Jack.

[megabyteme]

Welcome, ringhunter. There is a bit of "trial by fire" around here necessitated by the number of wanna-be challengers who don't see this section as anything other than a place for hostility.

As you spotted, there are some very intelligent, personable people who frequent the Lounge. If it weren't for the entry requirements, this place would be a wasteland in no time.

[Quarterquack]

Let me clear it up, that I did not really view this place as a derelict's safe haven. I had seen/read a few threads, including a decent portion of this very thread, so I knew that there are quite a few impressive people around (I was actually intimidated out of participating in the lounge discussions at first, because I thought I was too much of a troll/unremarkable participant).

I couldn't resist poking a little bit of fun at chalice, though, when I saw it was the time for it; and I suppose it worked out for the best. Thanks for the official welcome, if you consider at as such, haha.

[chalice]

So I win then?

:unsure:

[chalice]

I think I'll pick my ear for a while.

Can't beat the old ear-pickin', isn't it.

[megabyteme]

I'm not claiming to be any kind of official Lounge spokesperson, but you strike me as a valuable addition. :happy:

[chalice]

I'm not claiming to be any kind of official Lounge spokesperson, but you strike me as a valuable addition. :happy:

Thanks.

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

[megabyteme]

Are you still here, chalice? Didn't mean to confuse you.

[chalice]

Alright, dad, I'm off to Bedingfordshire anon.

Please don't beat mum any more.

[megabyteme]

Well, we'll see. You know how she gets when she drinks...

Good luck scorin' yer smack!

[chalice]

I had some smack a couple of months ago. True story.

It was nice to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

[megabyteme]

:lol: I remember. You got it as a birthday present. :D

[Skweeky]

speaking of; how is that novel about your reprobate brother coming along? :unsure:

[chalice]

speaking of; how is that novel about your reprobate brother coming along? :unsure:

Don't get me started about that stuttering freak.

I told you about him cutting his ankle tag off, didn't I?

He's like The Fugitive or something. Well, The Fugitive played by Porky fucking Pig, like.

[Skweeky]

So no news since then?

[chalice]

He phoned me yesterday cos he can't work a computer and wanted me to do his O2 Surprises for him.

He got 20 free minutes to use today and tomorrow, innit. If he lives that long.

I can't make up my mind who's stupider. Him or his plank of a girlfriend.

It's definitely not his conversational skills she's after.

[Skweeky]

Oh is this the barely legal gf? What is she like?

[chalice]

Behaves like a four year old.

But then, my kids were far brighter than her when they were four.

She won't be winning University Challenge any time soon.

[Skweeky]

Maybe you should sign her up for it, just for a laugh? The weakest link is looking for contestants as well.

[chalice]

She wouldn't even make it to the fucking studio.

She'd get dazzled by her reflection in some shop window.

Edit: And prolly try to eat it.

[Skweeky]

She sounds like quite the catch.

In other news; the boy has learned how to say 'Oh no' in an overly dramatic fashion and is now creating situations so he can say it. Ie, 'accidentally' dropping his cup, 'accidentally' falling over on the newly mopped, wet floor, 'accidentally' sticking his arms in the bathtub and thus getting his sleeves all wet.

Genious, I tell you, genious.

[chalice]

Noice.

Can he say 'fuck' yet?

I could at that age.

[Skweeky]

No, we've not concentrated on that yet :rolleyes:

Besides, he's a bit slower with his language development than other kids on account of being raised bilingual. The poor thing is having to make his brain work twice as hard.

[chalice]

I think it's fan-fucking-tastic that he's bilingual. Lucky kid.

I could only say 'fuck' in one language. Still, it's been good to me, I suppose.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbc_opbkDOQ

[megabyteme]

YOUTUBE vid

Enjoyed that. Just right as we try to get the kids settled back to bed after their first feeding of the morning.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbc_opbkDOQ

Used to listen to her now and then, a couple years ago.

But, nevermind that. More importantly: where in the world did all the morons trying to pick internets-fights with you come from, all of a sudden? WHAT DID YOU DO?

I'm not complaining or anything, it's fun watching it, all round. It's fun watching you metaphorically run circles around them while they think they're winning...something.

I don't remember many people I harshed ever trying that with me :dunno:

[chalice]

sbc_opbkDOQ

Used to listen to her now and then, a couple years ago.

But, nevermind that. More importantly: where in the world did all the morons trying to pick internets-fights with you come from, all of a sudden? WHAT DID YOU DO?

I'm not complaining or anything, it's fun watching it, all round. It's fun watching you metaphorically run circles around them while they think they're winning...something.

I don't remember many people I harshed ever trying that with me :dunno:

Dunno, mate. Seems my reputation precedes me, or something.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
The hand can't hit what the eye can't see.

The only reason I posted that Cerys Matthews thing is cos it's a Kirsty MacColl tune wot I've been plumbing the internets depths for for fucking years. Stumbled over it on Spotify to my liver-bursting delight.

[Snee]

Could be they're trying to look cool in front of their wee buddies. Arguing with a lounge harshist might be worth some mong-points, or something.

Also, I liked that tune, anyhow.

Fuknose why.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, but do yous not think she lost all her credibility after going on 'I'm celebrity super mong, get me out of here'? :unsure:

[chalice]

Yeah, but do yous not think she lost all her credibility after going on 'I'm celebrity super mong, get me out of here'? :unsure:

Yes. Yes I do.

Notice above where I was quick to disassociate from the coverist and the original artist.

Still, she did perform it superbly. And it even has that wee homunculus fucker Jools Holland on it, innit.

[Skweeky]

Well, that's alright then, innit?

BTW, I have never heard anyone actually say the word 'homunculus' - How does one pronounce it? Does it stay true to it's Latin origin and has the stress on the 'cu', or has it adapted and has the stress on the 'mun'?
Hmmm?
Answer me! Answer me now!

[Snee]

Yeah, but do yous not think she lost all her credibility after going on 'I'm celebrity super mong, get me out of here'? :unsure:

I hactually have no idea about what you're talking about there.

I'm not really privy to most celebrity gossip and whatnot.

Not making any judgements about whether that's a good thing or not, just saying, like.

On another note, I'm cewking, now. Filled peppers.

I have high hopes for it, it's starting to look pretty good.

[Snee]

Well, that's alright then, innit?

BTW, I have never heard anyone actually say the word 'homunculus' - How does one pronounce it? Does it stay true to it's Latin origin and has the stress on the 'cu', or has it adapted and has the stress on the 'mun'?
Hmmm?
Answer me! Answer me now!

I've heard people say it, and they did stress the 'cu'. But they were japanese, so they could just be mangling the word.

[chalice]

Well, that's alright then, innit?

BTW, I have never heard anyone actually say the word 'homunculus' - How does one pronounce it? Does it stay true to it's Latin origin and has the stress on the 'cu', or has it adapted and has the stress on the 'mun'?
Hmmm?
Answer me! Answer me now!

huh-muhng-kyuh-luhs.

True story.

[Skweeky]

Snee - it's this horrendous tv show here in the UK where they put so called celebrities in the jungle for 10 days or something.
During this time the country's popular media speaks about not much else :(

As for homunculus - I had a look at 3 different online dictonaries and they all stress the 'mun'.

I can't remember the times I have been laughed at because I pronounced a word true to its Latin origin, only to realise that, of course, it had been bastardised to make it sound more English :cry:

[Quarterquack]

Could be they're trying to look cool in front of their wee buddies. Arguing with a lounge harshist might be worth some mong-points, or something.

Have I been exposed that quickly? Yes, it's true. I was arguing for the sake of gaining CPP (chalice pwnage points) which are exchangeable at the gift store for little cool key chains and a sharpener.

As for Skweeky, that show is terrible. Might as well start showing people the scripts before hand so you can judge celebrities based on their acting skills rather than their survival ones.

[Skweeky]

Back in the day, the bittards used to come scavenging for MPP (manker pwnage points).

If you managed to get one you won $1 000 000 000. No one ever managed.

[Quarterquack]

Someone lost arguments to a guy whose name rhymes with wanker?

[Snee]

Wasn't worth it for 50p.

Dunno what the current exchange rate is. Might be up to 60 now.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, it was Canadian dollars you see.

[Snee]

Someone lost arguments to a guy whose name rhymes with wanker?

It was usually that kind of inside-of-the-box-and-never-getting-out thinking that did it.

[Quarterquack]

It was usually that kind of inside-of-the-box-and-never-getting-out thinking that did it.

How do you know there is a box? How do you know if one exists, that you're not the one living in one, and the (archaic) m(-w)anker challengers weren't the ones seeing the outside world?

That argument can really go both ways, considering in any given argument/verbal animosity either side is almost always convinced that it/they are the "winning" side, in said argument.

[Snee]

It was usually that kind of inside-of-the-box-and-never-getting-out thinking that did it.
Blah blah blah, attempt at sounding clever, unimaginative reference to insult every moron in the world came up with and thought they were the first to do so, blah blah.

Yes. Food for thought.

[chalice]

Back in the day, the bittards used to come scavenging for MPP (manker pwnage points).

If you managed to get one you won $1 000 000 000. No one ever managed.

Not even me. Kills me, that does.

[Quarterquack]

The smartest comment in the entirety of this thread.
Had I not been grumpy and sour, I would have perhaps seen that you're trying to change a flawed opinion of mine. However, given the limitations I already pointed out, I'm led to apologize for my reading incompetence and hope that in the future I may be of help when you enlighten me with your intelligent opinions, that reek of omniscience.


Why didn't you say so? I love the misquoting game.

[chalice]

It was usually that kind of inside-of-the-box-and-never-getting-out thinking that did it.

How do you know there is a box? How do you know if one exists, that you're not the one living in one, and the (archaic) m(-w)anker challengers weren't the ones seeing the outside world?

That argument can really go both ways, considering in any given argument/verbal animosity either side is almost always convinced that it/they are the "winning" side, in said argument.

Good luck with Snee. He's not me.

He will eat and shite you then eat you and again then shite you again then eat you again then shite you again and eat you again some more.

He might even Jedi the fuck out of you and gargle you for a while.

Who knows? :01:

[Quarterquack]

Doesn't hurt to get to know him, in the quickest way possible, haha.

Except for the Jedi fuck, I believe I've tried all the rest.

[chalice]

You haven't gargled shite?

You haven't lived, Sunshine.

[Quarterquack]

You misread what I wrote. I have done all, but the Jedi fuck. I'm on the wrong side of the "force" as some would call it.

R2-D2 is my love.

[chalice]

I understood your post perfectly. I just chose to twist in a fucking hilarious manner.

Cripes, I feel like Obi Wan Kenobi.

[chalice]

Do you really need me to translate any more? Says more about you than it does about me.

I'm not the kinda board-parent that most would like, like.

[Skweeky]

Back in the day, the bittards used to come scavenging for MPP (manker pwnage points).

If you managed to get one you won $1 000 000 000. No one ever managed.

Not even me. Kills me, that does.

You did your best mate, it's all one could do. At least we know he died happy.

[Skiz]

http://www.stereogum.com/img/britney/9.jpg

[enoughfakefiles]

New girfriend Skiz :unsure:

[Snee]

Why didn't you say so? I love the misquoting game.
Copying me and pointing out what manker's name rhymes with. Yeah, I can see how you thought you might be beating chalice at his own game.

Except not.

Idiot :no:

[Snee]

How do you know there is a box? How do you know if one exists, that you're not the one living in one, and the (archaic) m(-w)anker challengers weren't the ones seeing the outside world?

That argument can really go both ways, considering in any given argument/verbal animosity either side is almost always convinced that it/they are the "winning" side, in said argument.

Good luck with Snee. He's not me.

He will eat and shite you then eat you and again then shite you again then eat you again then shite you again and eat you again some more.

He might even Jedi the fuck out of you and gargle you for a while.

Who knows? :01:

Actually, mang. I cba with what comes out of the inbred section these days. I can keep putting them down and making them cry and all of that. But in the end it's all like an endless session of whack-a-mole, new ones keep popping up. And they always think they're breaking new ground as well.

And ever so often there's a masochist who wants me to bash them. And I'm certainly done with those.

I don't much fancy playing with them, done that to death, already.

's why my ignore list is getting so big.

[Snee]

On a slightly related note: don't you think it's funny how insulting someone over ethnicity, or gender, or a handicap isn't cool, but that calling an idiot an idiot is still all right, ethically speaking.

I mean, at least it's for me. Lyke, I generally avoid the rest, unless making a point, and should I do differently, I might feel a twinge of guilt over it.

But calling that inbred an idiot just now? Not a problem.

[Quarterquack]

So. You call me out for pointing something funny out (that no matter what, both sides in an argument will always hold their grounds; convinced they're right), then go off on an oration to prove how funny it is that describing some people is politically incorrect. It's amazing how you can hold to the belief that only your opinions matter.

I'm glad you think of me as an idiot, I'm sure that arrangement of pixels on my screen will haunt me all day. But you know what? At least you felt badass typing it out. :)

[ziggyjuarez]

Shut up.

[Barbarossa]

Hello internets :coffee:

[Skweeky]

Hai Barbie - at 'work' again, are we?

[Barbarossa]

:yes:

I'm actually getting loads done. :yes:

[ziggyjuarez]

sub fst

[yann3804]

I won.

[ziggyjuarez]

Checking in.

[Skiz]

I like turtles. :mellow:

[ziggyjuarez]

The same way i do? :drool:

[tesco]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129149052225966248.jpg

[yann3804]

Mike Hawke.

[Alien5]

:lol:

[ziggyjuarez]

Bump again...

[DamnYou]

its saturday.. w00t

[Rlx]

postin

[Skiz]

mornsup :coffee:

[Hairbautt]

w00t.

New specs. from my post-XPS 630i fail:

Intel® Core™ i7 920 @ 2.67GHz, Liq. Cooled | 6GB DDR3 SDRAM @ 1068MHz
24" Dell S2409W @ 1080p | nVIDIA GeForce 275 OC 896MB
640GB, 640GB HDDs & 1TB External HDD | 24X DVD+/-RW with DL write capability
Hauppauge WinTV-HVR 1800 with Remote | Realtek ALC888 HD Audio
Alienware AlienFX™ | Alienware TactX™ Mouse | Alienware TactX™ Keyboard
Logitech X-540 70W 5.1 Speakers | Logitech ClearChat Comfort Headset
Alienware Aurora Deimos, Intel® X58 | CyberPower UPS 900W, 875W PSU

:01:

[Skiz]

I keep seeing people mention i7 processors. Is it the latest and greatest thing or what?

Have processors gone back to being single cores again?

Please, enlighten me.

[chalice]

I keep seeing people mention i7 processors. Is it the latest and greatest thing or what?

Have processors gone back to being single cores again?

Please, enlighten me.

http://shop.boztek.com.au/images/productLarge_9869.jpg

[Hairbautt]

w00t.

New specs. from my post-XPS 630i fail:

Intel® Core™ i7 920 @ 2.67GHz, Liq. Cooled | 6GB DDR3 SDRAM @ 1068MHz
24" Dell S2409W @ 1080p | nVIDIA GeForce 275 OC 896MB
640GB, 640GB HDDs & 1TB External HDD | 24X DVD+/-RW with DL write capability
Hauppauge WinTV-HVR 1800 with Remote | Realtek ALC888 HD Audio
Alienware AlienFX™ | Alienware TactX™ Mouse | Alienware TactX™ Keyboard
Logitech X-540 70W 5.1 Speakers | Logitech ClearChat Comfort Headset
Alienware Aurora Deimos, Intel® X58 | CyberPower UPS 900W, 875W PSU

:01:

It's the flagship of Intel processors.

Here's a CPU hierarchy: http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/best-gaming-cpu,2599-7.html

[BradleyPittock]

I keep seeing people mention i7 processors. Is it the latest and greatest thing or what?

Have processors gone back to being single cores again?

Please, enlighten me.

torch

:drummer:

[chalice]

torch

:drummer:

You knows it, mate.

Good to see you back. You must be on drugs or something.

No, wait...

[BradleyPittock]

It's not a drug to me, it's breakfast.

I found the talk to me on the internets thread and I did. :lol: earl

I got some of that Mandy, eventually. Spangled to the max I was.

[Skiz]

torch

:drummer:

Well holy fuckity, fuck.

Look who it is. :rolleyes:

[Hairbautt]

Who is it?

[BradleyPittock]

You can call me Bradolf Pitler, for short.

[Hairbautt]

o i c where dis is going...

[BradleyPittock]

Who is it?

I'm the only person I could find the password for whilst being this wopped.

[Hairbautt]

:schnauz:

[chalice]

Lucky fucker.

Rub it in, why don't yas, like.

[BradleyPittock]

I will.

http://www.paulmadonna.com/sketchbook/_strips/294.15.vegetarian_zombies.gif

[BradleyPittock]

Mind you, I felt a bit like this afterwards.

http://i40.tinypic.com/30m0ok2.jpg

[chalice]

:lol:

All good then.

[Hairbautt]

wat da fuck is dat thing?

[BradleyPittock]

That thing on Q.I. was quite interesting.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2s142o0.jpg

Also, Moiré pattern (http://blogoscoped.com/files/stripes.html) .

[BradleyPittock]

How about one, single tard-baiting thread. Sticky perhaps. :unsure:

[yann3804]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLEz6Dg3FJc

[BradleyPittock]

youtube watch

No. Why.

[Skiz]

Mind you, I felt a bit like this afterwards.

http://i40.tinypic.com/30m0ok2.jpg

That looks like mah pooch. True story. :happy:

[BradleyPittock]

Nobody is ever going to rob your house or visit it ever again :fear:

[Skiz]

I just took pictures of the dog. I really am bored.

[BradleyPittock]

:lol:

His expression says ''Why are you taking pictures of me with your cawk out'

[Skiz]

He was just sleepy. I woke him up from a nap hibernation.

[DamnYou]

nice dog..

[brotherdoobie]

White Castles and intestinal fortitude. It's a symbiotic relationship.

Excuse me, but my ass is on fire.

Ouch.


-doobs

[yann3804]

youtube watch

No. Why.

Because I felt like I had to.

It's gross.

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UciKe5EbjqQ

[Chief_Garbonzo]

/me sips on a cherry dr. pepper

[brotherdoobie]

I quit drinking.


-doobs

[NippleCake]

what were the reasons?

[brotherdoobie]

I still drink booze. It's the water from the polluted lake that I have given up on.
Our city water comes from there.

Our local watering hole is poisoned, so to speak.

It's a fucking shame.


-doobs

[Gripper]

Water is bad,fish have sex in it!!!

[Skweeky]

I'm sure W C Fields wouldn't like you paraphrasing him Gripster :snooty:

Give us the correct quote please!

[ziggyjuarez]

Jail out bail 3000 sup?

[ablearcher]

Feeling sleepy..........

[enoughfakefiles]

Feeling sleepy..........

Don't the other dwarfs mind?

[Skiz]

Feeling sleepy..........

Don't the other dwarfs mind?

:glag:

[Skiz]

w00t.

New specs. from my post-XPS 630i fail:

Intel® Core™ i7 920 @ 2.67GHz, Liq. Cooled | 6GB DDR3 SDRAM @ 1068MHz
24" Dell S2409W @ 1080p | nVIDIA GeForce 275 OC 896MB
640GB, 640GB HDDs & 1TB External HDD | 24X DVD+/-RW with DL write capability
Hauppauge WinTV-HVR 1800 with Remote | Realtek ALC888 HD Audio
Alienware AlienFX™ | Alienware TactX™ Mouse | Alienware TactX™ Keyboard
Logitech X-540 70W 5.1 Speakers | Logitech ClearChat Comfort Headset
Alienware Aurora Deimos, Intel® X58 | CyberPower UPS 900W, 875W PSU

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Out of curiosity, what's your WEI?

[djnoxious]

Im the last one

[brotherdoobie]

Cheese cake is pie. Don't bother to argue with me. I can't be swayed.


-doobs :snooty:

[Skweeky]

We're having rhubarb pie with custard for dessert.

[brotherdoobie]

We're having rhubarb pie with custard for dessert.


Yummmmm...send me a piece. You have my addy.



-doobs :begs:

[Skweeky]

It might not get there, what with that volcano ash everywhere.

[Noen]

Bad volcano!

[brotherdoobie]

It might not get there, what with that volcano ash everywhere.

We'll transfer it via ftp.

BTW, feel free to send topless pics, too.


-doobs :happy:

[ziggyjuarez]

...Yeah feel free

[Skweeky]

When is someone going to ban that idiot of an anoneemuse?

[Hairbautt]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/7b/10873/Thats-There-Pretty-Far_500x500.jpg

[Hairbautt]

w00t.

New specs. from my post-XPS 630i fail:

Intel® Core™ i7 920 @ 2.67GHz, Liq. Cooled | 6GB DDR3 SDRAM @ 1068MHz
24" Dell S2409W @ 1080p | nVIDIA GeForce 275 OC 896MB
640GB, 640GB HDDs & 1TB External HDD | 24X DVD+/-RW with DL write capability
Hauppauge WinTV-HVR 1800 with Remote | Realtek ALC888 HD Audio
Alienware AlienFX™ | Alienware TactX™ Mouse | Alienware TactX™ Keyboard
Logitech X-540 70W 5.1 Speakers | Logitech ClearChat Comfort Headset
Alienware Aurora Deimos, Intel® X58 | CyberPower UPS 900W, 875W PSU

:01:


Out of curiosity, what's your WEI?
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/1240/capturet.png (http://img396.imageshack.us/i/capturet.png/)

[Skiz]

Nice.

That's nuts that your one GeForce 275 trumps my 3-way SLI of the following: :huh:

e-GeForce 8800 GTS 640MB
e-GeForce 8800 GTS 640MB
GeForce 7900 GT




http://i43.tinypic.com/11twhon.jpg

[Hairbautt]

What HDD are you usin'? Also, WEI really isn't that great at benchmarking your system and I'm sure it doesn't account for multiple GPUs.

My 275, btw, is overclocked. :snooty:

[bigboab]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/7b/10873/Thats-There-Pretty-Far_500x500.jpg
Brilliant.:glag:

[Skiz]

What HDD are you usin'?

I've got a couple of normal platform drives, but my "C" drive is on an OCZ Vertex Turbo 60GB SSD.

[Skiz]

Mulder hasn't been online since 24 got canceled. :o

Last Activity: 03-03-10 04:05 PM

[Hairbautt]

Hope she's alright.

[Iundk]

this thread is *insane*.......

[tesco]

...... in the *membrane* :smilie4:

[Hairbautt]

*insane in da brain*

[Cut-Copy-Paste]

*insane in da brain*

Means I win :shifty:

[Tempus9]

I wanna win... :\

[ziggyjuarez]

20sack here u cum

[ziggyjuarez]

Morning people.

[Skiz]

mornsup :coffee:

Picking this thread up from almost hopping to the second page. :O

[enoughfakefiles]

mornsup :coffee:

Picking this thread up from almost hopping to the second page. :O

There's a second page :O

[TraLaLa]

i dont have paypal :(

[malyarchuc]

i dont have paypal :(

why not

[100%]

What?

[enoughfakefiles]

What?

[Skiz]

why not

[enoughfakefiles]

A post seems to have disappeared

[Skweeky]

I just made lemon and orange bread and butter pudding. It is surprisingly tasty for a dessert made of leftovers :D

[chalice]

why not

Personally, I would've plumped for the 'I think he was calling you a cunt' option.

[Skweeky]

Hai chavis. How was your bank holiday weekend?

[chalice]

Hai chavis. How was your bank holiday weekend?

I stripped wallpaper on an interminable basis. I made too many scrambled eggs on toast. I picked up too many schoolbooks from the floor. I had a shave. I was stranded, momentarily, without toilet paper. I patched the trampoline. I threw cyanide-laced KFC bones at next door's dog. I taught my 5 year old how to make an omelette.

Eggs were the dominant theme.

[Skweeky]

Sounds good, maybe you could have given the neighbours' dog the leftover eggs instead - just imagine the stench when the thing would have started farting.

[Skiz]

A post seems to have disappeared

Ah, that fella that made 65 posts in under an hour.

Further research revealed it had been banned twice already for trying to sell tracker invites.

Class act, that one. :dabs:

[Skiz]

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

:lol:

[Skiz]

"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."

[TraLaLa]

nice find :lol:

[Barbarossa]

"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."

I disagree. :snooty:

The whole point in having more than one kid is that hopefully by the law of averages at least one of them won't be a complete tool. :cool:

[Skweeky]

I am sure your kids will be happy to read that Barbie. I will be saving a print screen of this for posterity :P

[Barbarossa]

Don't worry, I'll be telling it to their little faces soon enough :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Awww, you're the best dad ever :wub:

[Skweeky]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck :(

[Darth Sushi]

"...robbed by a hooker...."
What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? A hooker will stop screwing you when you are dead!

[Barbarossa]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck :(

omg what????? :o

[Skweeky]

Just a bad day mate, just a bad day :(

[Skweeky]

And no one made me a birthday thread either :cry:

[enoughfakefiles]

http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0901/happy-birthday-holiday-birthday-demotivational-poster-1231346039.gif

[Skweeky]

Thanks :D

[megabyteme]

Just a bad day mate, just a bad day :(
Sorry to hear abou1t the bad day, Skweeks. Also feel bad I didn't catch the birthday. Happy 47th 27th!!! :)

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCgQDjiotG0&feature=player_embedded#!

[Skiz]

http://www.tineye.com/

[megabyteme]

I can't help but think that if Dr. Seuss were born in the past 20 years, he would have been undefeated in any rap battles...and beetle battles, too!

[Skiz]

Did Cameron win yet?

[Barbarossa]

Nope.

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.techamok.com/pics//10/may/2/2fingers.gif

When interviewd Si Xingsong said that he is dedicating the rest of his life to tracking down the only other person in the world who can do this and then killing him.:yup: